You say you in that game, but I've yet to see you play / You say you going hard, but nobody feels the same (Canal St. – A$AP Rocky).
Ding ding ding
, we’ve finally got a winner folks! Now whoever put that hex on me that makes it so every book I pick up will be a “3 star” read can pack it up, because I’ve broken the curse. Also like… leave me alone maybe? I added the "ding" sound because I thought it would be, like, a game show sound effects or something? Anyway, if you haven’t noticed, I’ve kind of been going through all the acclaimed dystopian type manga over the past couple of weeks, and I’ve unfortunately been finding most of them to a bit on the lackluster side. Battle Royale was fine (and gets a pass because it was one of the first to do it), but me personally? I thought it wasn’t patient enough in its pacing to really hook me, too hectic and too wild too quick. And then on the flip side, while addictive, Gantz was too much of a shit show to make a lasting impression on me. And that’s not even mentioning all the offensive stuff in it that’s often glossed over by fans as “a product of the time,” to which I have to say, what exactly kind of product? Just straight up trash!? While I admit that DNF-ing books has never been my strong suit, I’ve come around to the prospect of leaving garbage manga behind the second they do one thing to annoy me. In fact, I’d say the medium has wandered into the “annoying YouTuber” territory now. Oh wait, I forgot that doesn’t mean anything to anybody but me. Basically, whenever I come across a Youtuber who yells just a little too loud or says an opinion I disagree with a little too proudly, then I dip immediately. That's why I've been only reading one volume of a lot of these manga! So yeah, the only thing left on my reading list is Akira, which is considered one of the greats, but now I’m scared to actually read it because don’t want to do that thing I do and find enough reasons to dislike it until it becomes yet another classic that I have to talk bad about! Hm, maybe I’ll just watch the movie? Anyway, I’ve always known Alice in Borderland as that one Netflix show (movie?) that I would scroll past in the horror section, and it was only recently that I learned that it was based off of a manga, and I thought… hey wait a minute, I read manga, so here I am. I don’t know why I felt the need to write out the entire process for getting here like this is a court hearing, but whatever. While I was bit worried going into this because it seemed like yet another one of those “evil dystopian game show shows that show how easy it is to dehumanize ‘the other’ for cheap entertainment value” type of stories like Squid Game, The Hunger Games, and… Big Brother, I nonetheless found Alice in Borderland to be really fun simply due to the fact that it focuses heavily on the actual “game” aspect of the story rather than the horror. Well I mean, the horror is in how mundane the games they’re forced to play juxtapose with deadly consequences like in Squid Game, and because of this similarity, it made this manga much more tonally consistent.
Okay then, if you’ve ever read anything from this genre, then the synopsis will always sound the same, but I guess I’ll talk about it anyway! A high school student named Ryohei Arisu (yes, I did have to look it up) and his two besties are all on the cusp of adulthood, and lamenting the crushing weight of responsibility looming over them, all in one way or another wish that there was some other path laid out for them. That’s an inciting incident if I’ve ever heard one! So yeah, as these things tend to happen, all three dudes are suddenly blinded by a flash of light and they find themselves in a desolate and abandoned Tokyo. What at first seems like exactly what Arisu had always wished for quickly turns into a nightmare as he’s then forced to participate in horribly unfair Mario Party mini games with his life on the line. You know, like the rest of these kinds of stories. I think one of the reasons why the idea of a “murder game show” is so enticing to a lot of writers is because it offers a continuous stream of possible story beats without the need for further context. Like, of course these guys now have to play a game of tag while being chased by a killer wearing a horse mask! There’s no such thing as batshit insane when that’s literally the point of the story, right? Now, I will say that whenever I read one of these, I always secretly tally how far I could get if I somehow randomly ended up in the middle of one of the nightmare games, and I’ve got to say… I might have the worst chance of surviving Alice in Borderland! If I were in a Hunger Game, I reckon I could at least survive for a couple days at the very least. You know, I could paint myself under a rock like Peeta! Why did he even paint half of his body anyway? Just hide completely under the rock dude, otherwise somebody could step on him and then his hiding spot would be a total bust. Which, mind you, is exactly what happens when Katniss accidentally stumbles on him! Anyway, I’m sure I would be immensely unpopular with audiences though, and in turn eventually get taken out because I couldn’t secure any care packages, but you know, those first couple of days I’d be getting along swimmingly. If I found myself in a Squid Game, I figure I would probably do the “Red Light, Green Light” game well enough, but the second I’m in a tug-of-war struggle… I’m out. But more importantly, I have absolutely no faith in getting by in a Alice in Borderland! Nah, the second they whip out the math problems, I’m dead. You don’t even need to add the urgency of getting shot at by hundreds of fire arrows, I’d just run out the timer because I’m not trying to do any of that. Anyway, I will say that at the start I wasn’t too sure about this manga because it seemed like the games were so sadistically hard and challenging that nobody could possibly get through this shit, and it took me out of the narrative because I couldn’t imagine what kind of audiences this sadistic game would even attract. Like, watching a bunch of people failing at math and then murked by arrows doesn’t really seem that entertaining, right?
It reminds me of the shows that Sims watch where it's just a bunch of incomprehensible images put together, so who knows? Maybe this manga takes place in The Sims universe! Which would explain the ever present sense of hopelessness and lack of control that the characters feel even in the normal world! Seriously though, while I don't think anyone would watch this show, when the story moved on to the next game, the evil game of tag, I finally got it. I will say that I usually don’t like the main characters in these types of stories simply because they’re too good. I don’t know, I just think that their kindness to other players makes for a bland contrast against the backdrop of the high octane gameplay. Like, I know a lot of these stories like to focus on trying to leave off on a good message to give us something to chew on, but in just one of these murder game show type stories I’d like to follow a protagonist that just keeps getting worse over time. But who knows, maybe that’s just indicative of how I would be acting in one of these things. There’s this game called Cyberpunk 2077 that came out the oven a buggy mess, and certain side missions had you Street Fighter brawling different citizens of Night City. Fun right? Well, because the game was a glitchy mess, the hand-to-hand combat was damn near impossible. Hits wouldn't register! There was a silver lining though; an exploit where you could drop a weapon in the middle of the arena before the match and it would still be there when the fight started proper. Long story short, that’s how I won several boxing matches with a baseball bat. Anyway, I think Alice in Borderland has a stronger sense of narrative weight than a lot of its contemporaries simply because of a slight shift in focus. Sure, the entertainment value is in the twisted games and them finding out-of-the-box solutions to the insurmountable odds placed in front of them, but what really fascinated me about this manga was the fact that, at its core, there’s a really powerful coming-of-age story here. Any narrative about escaping to a different land hits different when the main character is a bit of an outcast, and this manga actually sold me on Arisu's lethargy right out the gate. It's very Inside Llewyn Davis in how it gets its point across in an understated way. What most of these stories get wrong is that they often veer too closely on the “I hate my parents” kind of poser main character rather than somebody who would actually realistically and sympathetically prefer a deadly game show over their normal life. In my opinion, the best kind of protagonists for escapist fiction are people who have had no say in their standing within a society that looks to suppress imagination and free thought. I’m thinking Last Bus to Everland by Sophie Cameron, Bridge to Terabithia by Katherine Paterson, or even Alice in Wonderland, which this manga takes a lot of its iconography from. And in that sense, I’d say that Alice in Borderland has more than proved worthy of joining the pantheon! In other words, this definitely lived up to the hype.