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246 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 1985
All assembled for breakfast, which was a porridgy affair eaten out of pretty chipped bowls…. If Merula [Guinness’ wife] and I couldn’t cope with the bridge we were equally put out by the breakfast conversation, which was a quick-fire quiz game on the lines of who said what and to whom ranging through the entire works of Dickens. (p. 80)
I was in dubious command of LCI(L) 124 with a crew of twenty and, most fortunately, an efficient and charming First Lieutenant, John Bostock. We were all very young and inexperienced; my own lack of know-how and swift rash judgments hampered the Allied Cause like small but irritating gnat-bites. (p. 107)
By the time dusk fell I was bored and, dressed in my priestly black, I climbed the gritty winding road to the village…. By now it was dark. I hadn’t gone far when I heard scampering footsteps and a piping voice calling, ‘Mon père!’ My hand was seized by a boy of seven or eight, who clutched it tightly, swung it and kept up a non-stop prattle. He was full of excitement, hops, skips and jumps, but never let go of me. I didn’t dare speak in case my excruciating French should scare him. Although I was a total stranger he obviously took me for a priest and so to be trusted. Suddenly with a ‘Bonsoir, mon père’, and a hurried sideways sort of bow, he disappeared through a hole in a hedge. He had had a happy, reassuring walk home, and I was left with an odd calm sense of elation. Continuing my walk I reflected that a Church which could inspire such confidence in a child, making its priests, even when unknown, so easily approachable could not be as scheming and creepy as so often made out. I began to shake off my long-taught, long-absorbed prejudices. (p. 36)
The Cotonou markets were wonderfully colourful and the oil-lit back streets – little more than wide dirt tracks – full of noisy night life. French domination over several decades had left its civilising landmarks, particularly in little coffee shops and two hotels where a very good dinner could be obtained. [emphasis mine] (p. 210)
‘Are you a rich man? My readers have to be satisfied,’ she said sternly.
‘No, not rich. Compared to striking miners and workless actors very rich; compared to successful stockbrokers and businessmen I expect I would be considered nearly poor.’
‘But Star Wars must have made you a fortune.’
‘Yes. Blessed be Star Wars. But two thirds of that went to the Inland Revenue and a sizeable lump on VAT. No complaints….’ (p. 214) [emphasis in original]