How to make me hate your 'Love, Inspired' book:
1) Put Melissa Endlich's name in the dedication. This immediately indicates that a) there will be NO editing, b) the story won't have even been read by the publishing company before it went to press, and c) the writing can be as garbage as humanly possible and still 'pass muster'... because Endlich has no ability to *BE* an editor, and doesn't care WHAT she puts on the shelves, as long as she meets quota.
2) Write a book about two people inheriting half of the same place, and then have them argue non-stop about it. "It's MY house. It's MY inheritance. She's MY grandmother. It's MY door." It's. My. Door. Are you even *KIDDING* me right now?????
3) Make the heroine Amish, single, 25+ and never had a beau. Because that happens. (((NEVER.))) The Amish are ALLLLLLL about family/marriages, and this. would. NOT. happen. Ever. It's ridiculous beyond words. They'll actually SEND their daughters to other states and match them with people decades older in order to create 'blessed unions'. This is beyond fiction - it's absurd fantasy.
4) Cover the heroine with mud, slime, road grit, dust, and sweat, and then have the hero ride up and tell her how lovely she is. Have I mentioned Melissa Endlich edited this book?
GAHHHHHH!!!!! I'm sorry, but that's THE MOST overdone literary Amish trope, ever - the inheriting of HALF of an estate in order to get the H/h together. And yeah. We know where it's going. But it's NOT pleasant getting there. It's not Loving, and it's not Inspiring, Love Inspired staff.
I can't even. I chucked it at a wall.
Please... stop insulting our intelligence with tripe.
The older offerings were good. I just finished a four-star Irene Brand story that was unique, well-written, and had some real magic to it. But this newer crap is the same thing over and OVER and OVER and it's tedious, shallow, mind-numbingly stupid and awful.
DNF. I'm out. It's going away.