1.5 is all I can offer.
Lately, nearly seventy-year-old Iris Duncan, has become frightened in her own home, convinced someone is breaking in, and stealing from her. She’s also started forgetting things.
On a visit to a café, Iris strikes up a conversation with a young waitress, Lydia McKay. The two immediately hit it off, prompting Iris to offer Lydia, and her husband Seth, live-in positions of home-help/caretakers. Lydia is thrilled to accept, as she and Seth are struggling financially, and are currently living in a shabby motel. It’s a dream come truth, and the perfect solution, for all involved.
Until it isn’t. A frantic 911 call, shots fired, a bloody bedspread, no sign of Iris. Who would want to hurt a harmless elderly lady?
I’m going to keep this as brief as possible. I had a longer review planned, but it just contained too many spoilers. I would’ve loved to include some dialogue and writing examples to highlight my points, but this is an e-ARC so I’m unable to quote from it directly.
What I liked:
I have nothing positive to say I’m afraid.
What I didn’t like:
The Dialogue – Let’s say I wanted to teach a class in creative writing. This is the book I’d use to show examples of bad dialogue. It’s crammed to the brim with them.
The Writing – This book contained more similes and metaphors than a writer’s dictionary.
The Characters – All atrocious, every single one. I have no idea why the author chose to make every male character a misogynist condescending asshole? All the men were women haters, and vice versa. There are numerous insults by male characters that pregnancy equates to emotional, unfocused, and incompetent. And, if I hear ‘baby brain’ mentioned one more time… I’m also mighty sick of pathetic female characters who have no confidence in themselves. And, just to clarify, this is set in 2022. Then, there were the police officers – what an incompetent, unprofessional lot they were, especially rookie Officer Maureen Shaw. She just did whatever she pleased, bar the consequences, her superiors, or the law.
The Police Procedures – The lack of other avenues of investigation and analysis of forensic evidence astounded me. The entire focus was on Seth and Lydia as suspects. And don’t get me started on the police interviews. Also, there were things that seemed incorrect regarding the US justice system, and prosecution.
The Mystery Plot – Predictable.
The Title – I don’t get it? They weren’t House Sitter’s? And there were two of them, so why call it The House Sitter singular? At one stage they refer to themselves as such, but that doesn’t make it so. They were more like ‘squatters’ by this point.
If you do plan to read this, I’d avoid the official book blurb, as it contains several inaccuracies. Including that this bears any resemblance to Mark Edwards work!
With a Goodreads average rating of 4.24, I’m in the minority – again! Ceecee and I buddy read this, and it made for an interesting lively discussion. For perspective purposes, be sure to check out her glowing 4-star review.
I’d like to thank Netgalley UK, Bookouture, and Ellery A. Kane for the e-ARC.
Publication Date: 14th June, 2022.