As Dolly once said, "Everybody has their own way of doing things. And who am I to judge?" Well, as much as I adore you, Dolly, when it comes to your collaboration with James Patterson, I'm judging, and this book is awful.
Young, innocent-but-sassy, AnnieLee Keyes, is a singer with beautiful looks, a big voice, and an even bigger dream. She makes her way to Nashville in notable fashion to not only become a star, but also to escape her past. She arrives with a backpack and the grit to succeed no matter what it takes. The music business is not for the faint of heart though, but lucky for her, she makes an instant connection with a legendary country music star, who sees her potential. She is finally getting everything she has ever dreamed about, but the more famous she becomes, the more her secrets threaten to destroy her.
I should preface this by saying that I'm not a huge fan of James Patterson or his collaborations, but because of Dolly, I wanted to love this one. I expected a fair amount of campy predictableness, but to describe the plot as an omnishambles would be a compliment. The eye rolling started early on and continued throughout all 448 pages. I'm listing just a smattering of the most annoying things that jumped off the page to me.
1. Other than RuthAnna (whose character is no doubt based on Dolly herself), the characters are insufferable - especially AnnieLee. She's ungrateful and unlikable, and her actions just didn't make sense i.e. she's sleeping under a bridge and is starving but turns down every offer of hot french fries and milkshakes from a safe environment just to prove a point and stick to her "bad ass" character. 🙄 She is also a Mary Poppins type saint who is "practically perfect in every way - not only does she have the best voice of an angel, she is also the most beautiful, the most selfless, etc. etc. etc. 🙄 Finally, her "big secret" is odd - and why she kept it a big secret was even stranger - it seems like a little honesty with RuthAnna and Ethan would have saved her a lot of heartache.
2. The super unrealistic plot. None of it made sense. AnnieLee is being stalked by hired henchmen who want to take her back to bad guys, but when they break into her hotel room, they beat her senseless but just leave her there?? Okaaayyy. Also, the return to the hometown storyline near the end was confusing. Please tell me family members were not really left behind with no further thought to suffer the same potential fate as the protagonist?! 🙄
3. The Ethan/AnnieLee love story. It had way too much of "A Star is Born" mixed with "Yellowstone" vibe to it. From all accounts, Ethan and AnnieLee are close in age, but much is made about the fact that Ethan is a war veteran, with accounts that make him sound like a D-Day survivor - what the heck war was he in? Oh, and don't forget the casual murder reference that you're left hanging with.....
4. The overuse of the word "damn". Maybe it's a classic country music word, or maybe Patterson/Parton were trying to give the book a PG-rating, but when I first noticed its use ad nauseam, I started counting - I counted it over 65 times in about a hundred pages before I lost count. Just very overused, damn it!
5. This is not a thriller. It is barely a mystery.
I will say that there are some interesting tidbits about the Nashville music industry and the media - how radio stations used to be admonished not to play two songs sung by women in a row because audiences would not listen if the majority of songs were not predominantly sung by men. Just wow. I also enjoyed the journey through Nashville's haunts and bars, but it wasn't enough. I have read that the audiobook with Dolly Parton and Kelsea Ballerini adds some color to the book, so perhaps I would have enjoyed that more.
My recommendation is if you're interested at all, wait for the movie on this one - you're not missing anything by not reading the book. 2 stars.