ARC from NetGalley
How to describe... George Costanza, the kid from Up, and a highly unimpressed teen girl with a mean right hook go on a road trip.
Laszlo has a rather high opinion of himself, being the son of a relatively high up demonic noble, though he begrudgingly admits that he's only a level 3 demon. He is the kind of person who works in order to avoid working. He's a schmoozer. He's a car salesman. He's completely untrustworthy but also has a titch of conscience rounding things out. He'll borrow your car and return it with an empty tank and expect you to thank him for it.
Laszlo is gainfully employed as the curse keeper for the Drakeford curse. Ideally, he would be involved with the family, trying to build their hopes up so they can come crashing down and otherwise trying to maximize the misery the curse brings. However, he can't be assed to actually do his job, so he's been coasting by for years, having never met the family, looked at the details of the curse, or really given a single shit about the whole thing.
Then the management changes. We get a new guy, a keener who wants to make a name for himself, and he is whipping the department into shape. Laszlo has 6 days to bring his numbers up or he's getting placed into a scalding magical funnel which will slowly and painfully turn him into Laszlo jam.
We follow him as he meets the Drakefords and tries his best to fuck them over all the while convincing them that he's their saviour.
Maggie is fucking done. She's had to watch her dad slowly turn into what I picture as a human cow pie/jabba, knowing all the while that this is a fate which awaits her as well. She's had little to no exposure/experience with the outside world aside from the hateful townsfolk of the immediate area who pay her family to eat their sins upon their deaths. Let's just say, I'm surprised the family had electricity. They have a drop down shitter in the back yard. She's bitter, jaded, and suspicious, all of which are completely reasonable given her situation.
Together, they set off to try and track down all the items required to break the curse. Unfortunately, Maggie's little brother stows away to come with. So, they're stuck with an impressionable 11-year-old with encyclopedic knowledge of utterly random things who doesn't like swearing. He is fucking adorable, and I picture him exactly as the kid from Up.
They go on a grand adventure around the world, meet many different types of demons, nearly die several times, and Laszlo is shoehorning in as much hedonism as he possibly can all the while.
I loved this world. It's set in the modern day, but there are magical aspects and beings hiding in plain sight, which gave me some Men in Black vibes. You have your magical pawn shop, glamoured khlav kalash vendor, etc. Laszlo can barely open his mouth without cracking some kind of a dead-pan joke, which was delightful, though honestly I had to skim some parts because the Costanza cringe was deep in him, and I struggle with cringe.
I chuckled throughout, but it was at the 99% mark that I laughed out loud.
Consulfants.
Do recommend.