Finally, a self-help book written by someone just like you...a lowly peasant without hope. You had big dreams once, but now all you have is bitterness and fatigue and a depressing job and very few friends (if any). But damn, the cosmos has gifted you with a brain that won't let you become just another sheep, grazing on the idiot fields of garbage culture opium. So...what the hell do you do? Albert Snodoloberm to the rescue. This rulebook will show you how to exist comfortably in a world of obnoxious overlords and sooooo many pointless people. And maybe you'll even get a bit of true happiness thrown in. The real kind, not the ComiCon-moron kind.