⭐️ 2/5 — So many insecurities stuffed into this tiny-ass novella I thought I was reading my own diary. Like babe, if I wanted THAT many insecurities, I’d just stare in the mirror and trauma-speedrun my entire existence 😭🫠🤨
🌶 2/5 — Daddy Axel’s got a huge-ass schlong, but instead of using it to hit my damn orgasm nerves, he was out here tickling my blood pressure instead, like he’s trying to unlock my hypertension side quest 🙄🍆🚫
💖 Special Shout-Out 💖
Huge love to Freya for tossing this rec my way—you absolute menace of an adorable gremlin 🖤😘 I adore and appreciate you for always coming to my rescue when I'm spiraling for my next read. You enjoyed this one more than I did, and I LOVE THAT FOR YOU, QUEEN. 👑✨💕
But um… yeah… maybe don’t read my review unless you want to witness me having a mild, dramatic, caffeinated meltdown over Daddy dick logistics and novella-level angst 🙈 I'M SORRYYY AND PLEASE DON’T HATE MEEE, BABYYY 😭😭😭
Thankk youuu for the rec though, my darliinngg—even if this time we did not end up standing in the same chaotic corner together. Loveee youuu to the moon and back, my sweet cupcakeee! 🧁😘💞💞💞💞💞🤗💋
💭 My Rambling 💭
So listen… whenever my anxiety and depression start beating my ass like they pay rent, I go running to a low-angst, soft, tender Daddy kink book. Did you clock that? 👀 Yeah, yeah, yeah—I know half of Goodreads knows I read Daddy kink like I’ve got a fucking punch card. One more book and I get a free sub sandwich or something 💀🤣
But THIS ONE?
Baby… this was NOT the soothing emotional support Daddy I ordered.
This book was drama soup served in a novella-sized bowl 😭💀
Daddy Axel?? He' all over the place and got on my nerves big time. 🤬 My guy was so wishy-washy he could start a side gig as a windshield wiper. Still hung up on his ex like he’s auditioning for The Bachelor: Midlife Crisis Edition. 🙄 Meanwhile poor Sammy is over here being sweet, chubby, adorable, full of ADHD chaos, and READY to be loved properly—and Axel is just?? Confused??? 😒😮💨
NO. Fuck that noise. I like my Daddies obsessed, not “Umm well maybe idk let me think.” 🙄
No fr, Daddy Axel was a big disappointment, and Sammy my sweet boy deserves better. 💔
Now… the spice. 🌶 Or the lack of it. 😐
The MILKSHAKE OF BETRAYAL. 🥲
Daddy Axel has a huge fucking dingdong ✨️🍆✨️. Like the kind that makes you sit up straight and cross yourself. So I'm thinking… FUCK YEAH I’m about to watch Sammy get rearranged like IKEA furniture. 🤸🏻♀️🎉
But did we get that???
NOPE. 🥲
We got “special occasion only” penetration. ONE SCENE ONLY. 😑
ONE.
UNO.
EINS.
😐😐😐
The rest? Handies, blowies, frotting—side quests.
I didn’t sign up for side quests, I wanted the MAIN BOSS BATTLE!!! 😭🍆🍑💦💥
But let me not act brand new—there were things I liked. 😌
Sammy being chubby and ADHD-coded? LOVE THE REP. 🩷
Axel being soft and gentle with him? YES PLEASE. 💞
Sammy being actually Axel’s type?? HUGE W. 🏆
Like yes, baby boy, someone out there WILL want your soft tummy and your chaotic energy. 🙂↕️
We love representation that doesn’t look like it was ripped from a Calvin Klein ad. 💖
Anyway, I’m off to go find a book where someone is ACTUALLY getting dicked down and LOVED like the world depends on it 🍆🍑💦❤️🔥🏃🏻♀️💨💨💨
Toodle-ooo... 💋
⚠️ Detailed spoilers below ⛔️
RC and MCs:
🍆🐷 MM, strict roles
🍆🐷 Axel Eriksson 47yo and Sammy Martin 28yo
🍆🐷 Axel: Early retiree, he used to own a bunch of auto shops and got a good deal when he sold them.
🍆🐷 Sammy: Jam maker, co-owner of the jams and jellies business with his friend Carson. Berry Delicious is the brand name.
🍆🐷 Axel: Top, Daddy dom, salt pepper hair, beard, tattoos, lean muscled body
🍆🐷 Sammy: Bottom, sub baby boy, chubby, hazel eyes, dark hair
Genre, tropes, and microtropes:
🍆🐷 MM contemporary romance
🍆🐷 Dating event
🍆🐷 Vacation hook-up
🍆🐷 Body positivity
🍆🐷 Hurt/comfort
🍆🐷 Daddy kink
🍆🐷 Daddy/boy dynamic
🍆🐷 Age gap (19 years)
🍆🐷 Mild BDSM elements
🍆🐷 Power exchange
🍆🐷 ADHD rep (Sammy)
🍆🐷 Size kink
🍆🐷 Caring, gentle Daddy
🍆🐷 Sweet, insecure, chubby boy
🍆🐷 Supportive friendships
🍆🐷 Found family
🍆🐷 Kink exploration
🍆🐷 Pet names: Piglet (because of the mini Piglet plush toy Sammy owns), baby, baby boy
Safety info:
🍆🐷 Angst: Medium to high
🍆🐷 OPD: No, but Daddy Axel was still so fucking hung up on his ex (Craig) he might as well STILL be in the picture. 🙄
🍆🐷 Cheating/sharing: No
🍆🐷 Third act breakup: No
🍆🐷 Ending: HEA
🍆🐷 Epilogue: No, but the last chapter has a time jump to one year later
🍆🐷 POV: Dual, 3rd person
🍆🐷 Series structure: Interconnected standalone, Destination Daddies series book 5, multi-author collaboration.
Spice and kinks:
Daddy kink, Daddy/boy dynamic, blowjob, praise kink (good boy), handjob, anal sex (with condom), spanking, frotting
CW/TW:
Explicit sexual content, body image insecurities, commitment issues, emotional abuse from a toxic business partner (grey area), some insecurity and emotional struggles, emotional angst, and interpersonal conflict.