What do you think?
Rate this book
Bunnies
Big dreams of a new life brought Demetri from Mother Russia to America. But instead of endless freedom and prosperity, he finds himself stuck with a whoring wife, a vegan feminist daughter, a disabled son who can’t keep his hands off his pecker, and a failing farm overrun with rabbits.
In desperation, he turns to Ed at the local farm supply store who offers him an “ancient Chinese secret” to alleviate his rabbit problem. However, as with everything else in Demetri’s life, things don’t work out quite as he had expected.
Hide your wives and daughters and pucker up your sphincter because the BUNNIES are coming!
In desperation, he turns to Ed at the local farm supply store who offers him an “ancient Chinese secret” to alleviate his rabbit problem. However, as with everything else in Demetri’s life, things don’t work out quite as he had expected.
Hide your wives and daughters and pucker up your sphincter because the BUNNIES are coming!
- GenresHorror
15 pages, ebook
Published April 13, 2022
106 people want to read
About the author
Simon McHardy
43 books299 followersSimon McHardy is the author of the infamous MOTHER MAGGOT. He lives a reclusive life in Tasmania Australia. Due to the extreme nature of his books, most are exclusive to Godless.com.
Ratings & Reviews
Friends & Following
Create a free account to discover what your friends think of this book!
Community Reviews
Displaying 1 - 30 of 40 reviews
April 21, 2022
Hawker and McHardy never disappoint. Repulsive, ridiculous, a little hilarious and a lot vile sums up this tale of a man who just wants the rabbits to stop eating his crops.
April 13, 2022
Bunnies by Simon McHardy and Sean Hawker is HILARIOUS!!
I laughed from the first page to the last. I needed that!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This story is Not Politically Correct, not at all!!
I won’t say more about it. If you are like me, you have a dark sense of humor and you like Splatterpunk stories, read this.
This story was so funny, I’m writing this review with a smile on my face, I’m still thinking about Sebastian.🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m a bad person🤣🤣🤣🤣
I laughed from the first page to the last. I needed that!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This story is Not Politically Correct, not at all!!
I won’t say more about it. If you are like me, you have a dark sense of humor and you like Splatterpunk stories, read this.
This story was so funny, I’m writing this review with a smile on my face, I’m still thinking about Sebastian.🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m a bad person🤣🤣🤣🤣
April 13, 2022
Available Now from godless.com & pottesgrovepress.com
April 14, 2022
Bunnies. Yes, fluffy, licky, sexy bunnies, all furry and welcoming and warm and lovely.
This book is the sweetest love ballad, an aria to amour. Our Russian protagonist sets out to rid his farm of the bothersome rabbits, while his son and daughter do all the things that children do while remaining adorable in the eyes of their parents. What could go wrong?
Massive fucking pulsating cocks: that’s what could go wrong. If brutal animal sex and anal invasions aren’t your thing, then maybe you need to take a good, hard, long look at your life choices, and Bunnies is the place to start.
Read it and weep (or cum, the choice is yours).
This book is the sweetest love ballad, an aria to amour. Our Russian protagonist sets out to rid his farm of the bothersome rabbits, while his son and daughter do all the things that children do while remaining adorable in the eyes of their parents. What could go wrong?
Massive fucking pulsating cocks: that’s what could go wrong. If brutal animal sex and anal invasions aren’t your thing, then maybe you need to take a good, hard, long look at your life choices, and Bunnies is the place to start.
Read it and weep (or cum, the choice is yours).
April 14, 2022
OMGGGG! 🤣 Can always rely on the “McHawker” dream team to deliver star quality filth!
April 15, 2022
When you get an ARC from Sean Hawker and Simon Mchardy, you immediately start spritzing Holy Water, saging your home, and praying that you can handle what you are about to read.
… this was no different. Even with a cutesy title like BUNNY, there is fear.
Demetri just wants to provide for his family. His wife, Marian (ha), likes to shop, and his children are… well, they are definitely not the apple of his eye. When his farm becomes over run with bunnies, he goes to the local store owner to get a poison. But sometimes, things don’t go as planned. Will Demetri kill off the pests or will the bunnies take matters into their own hands?
I love these two. My love is unwavering and it just is what it is. “But you shouldn’t have favorites”. Meh, kiss my fat ass. But, these two may be in for some angry Karen emails, especially by Americans. I’m telling you now, this is possibly the most offensive short they have ever put out.
And I’m talking Mchardy and Hawker, people.
Obviously, I wasn’t offended. Though, I did immediately DM them with, “OOOOOOOH, you are going to hear about this one!”, after I finished.
So, tomorrow. $0.50. Godless.com. Find out why this one is going to get hate mail.
… this was no different. Even with a cutesy title like BUNNY, there is fear.
Demetri just wants to provide for his family. His wife, Marian (ha), likes to shop, and his children are… well, they are definitely not the apple of his eye. When his farm becomes over run with bunnies, he goes to the local store owner to get a poison. But sometimes, things don’t go as planned. Will Demetri kill off the pests or will the bunnies take matters into their own hands?
I love these two. My love is unwavering and it just is what it is. “But you shouldn’t have favorites”. Meh, kiss my fat ass. But, these two may be in for some angry Karen emails, especially by Americans. I’m telling you now, this is possibly the most offensive short they have ever put out.
And I’m talking Mchardy and Hawker, people.
Obviously, I wasn’t offended. Though, I did immediately DM them with, “OOOOOOOH, you are going to hear about this one!”, after I finished.
So, tomorrow. $0.50. Godless.com. Find out why this one is going to get hate mail.
February 29, 2024
Things did not end well for poor Demetri...
April 14, 2022
Two words. Nugget Porn!! NUGGET PORN!!!..
This brings the saying fucking like rabbits to a whole new level. What do you get if you mix growth hormones with viagra? Massive rapist bunnies that will bang your insides out in hilarious fashion.
Why do I love these guys so much ,😂
This brings the saying fucking like rabbits to a whole new level. What do you get if you mix growth hormones with viagra? Massive rapist bunnies that will bang your insides out in hilarious fashion.
Why do I love these guys so much ,😂
April 13, 2022
Every time I finish a story by these guys I have to sit pondering my life choices for several minutes.
August 13, 2022
This fucked up story is about killer Bunnies who want to screw you to death 🤣. This was off the wall and super outlandish and I can't look at rabbits/Bunnies ever the same.
April 24, 2022
If you didn't already know this was a McHardy/Hawker, you'd definitely know it after the 2nd paragraph!!!! There's the trademark smut, grossness and utter depravity, right there! And of course, it doesn't stop there, they are 100% consistent with it! 😉
These two make me feel so guilty for laughing at their stuff, but I can't help it!! It's hilariously dark humour!! Nugget porn for instance!! 😲😂
Have you ever been f🐰🐰ked so hard you turned into soup?? Me either, but hey, I'm not dead yet!! 😂
This story is also a great advert for NOT buying anything from China......ever!!
Hilarious, sick, twisted fun from my favourite gruesome twosome!! Thanks for the wholesome entertainment boys, appreciate it!! 🤘🐰🤘
A solid 5/5 cute little Bunnies 🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰
These two make me feel so guilty for laughing at their stuff, but I can't help it!! It's hilariously dark humour!! Nugget porn for instance!! 😲😂
Have you ever been f🐰🐰ked so hard you turned into soup?? Me either, but hey, I'm not dead yet!! 😂
This story is also a great advert for NOT buying anything from China......ever!!
Hilarious, sick, twisted fun from my favourite gruesome twosome!! Thanks for the wholesome entertainment boys, appreciate it!! 🤘🐰🤘
A solid 5/5 cute little Bunnies 🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰
April 19, 2022
After reading this story, Russia doesn’t seem like such a bad place to live. After leaving his homeland the main character and his family go head to stormtrooper helmet 🪖 in furry battle. China makes a big mistake causing rabbits to mutate in very different ways. Don’t tell anyone but I did laugh while reading this. Anyone who is easily offended needs to read this. Sean and Simon serve up a giant Easter treat with this short bizarre tale of thumper fun.
May 1, 2022
Fun story. This story talks about nugget porn, and of course me the being the curious cat I am, decided to go look it up and find some videos I wasn’t expecting to see ever. So I get back to the book, freshly scarred and with my search history deleted, and just my luck, if I would have turned the page I wouldn’t have had to see a woman with no limbs take it in her chocolate starfish because they explained what it was in story. Life is funny like that sometimes.
Bunnies are wholesome little creatures, so naturally the disgusting duo had to find a way to ruin them for everyone who will ever read this book. After trying to kill off some garden pests, the rabbit killer ends up being the strongest strain of gas station boner pill, creating big, buff, beefy rabbit men that make Arake’s JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure characters look like string beans. You’ve heard about rabbit libido, but when you give them these hormones you have to crank that shiz up to 11, creating big dick beings that will tear you in half with their manhood.
There’s a lesson in all this. Don’t trust what people say a product will do. If you can’t use read the label, don’t use the product.
Bunnies are wholesome little creatures, so naturally the disgusting duo had to find a way to ruin them for everyone who will ever read this book. After trying to kill off some garden pests, the rabbit killer ends up being the strongest strain of gas station boner pill, creating big, buff, beefy rabbit men that make Arake’s JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure characters look like string beans. You’ve heard about rabbit libido, but when you give them these hormones you have to crank that shiz up to 11, creating big dick beings that will tear you in half with their manhood.
There’s a lesson in all this. Don’t trust what people say a product will do. If you can’t use read the label, don’t use the product.
June 23, 2022
Hello, my name is Dmitry and I am from Russia)))) And it's true, I laughed so hard when I saw my name and country in the book))) And now I'm very afraid of rabbits (just kidding) And now for the main thing - a book just full of humor and hardcore! I did not expect more from Simon and Sean! This is just crazy and twisted action!)) Bunnies are not only valuable fur!)
April 16, 2022
Absolutely fantastic story, impeccably well written and funny as hell! I had to take a break from reading after 2 pages because I became hysterical. Thank you both for another great piece of work.
April 17, 2022
Holy shit what did I just read?
Maybe more important, why did I enjoy it so much?
I think I might becoming a lover of Splatterpunk porn with all its' blood, guts, & gore.
Funny, yes. Disturbing, very.
Sebastian was a great character. I saw too much of myself in him.
Not prepared to be "saved" from this horror and the thoughts it leaves me with.
Maybe more important, why did I enjoy it so much?
I think I might becoming a lover of Splatterpunk porn with all its' blood, guts, & gore.
Funny, yes. Disturbing, very.
Sebastian was a great character. I saw too much of myself in him.
Not prepared to be "saved" from this horror and the thoughts it leaves me with.
April 13, 2022
As soon as you pick up a Mchardy Hawker book you know you’re in for all kinds of wrong!
This is a book you know you probably shouldn’t be laughing at but Simon and Sean have a special knack for making you laugh at inappropriate scenario’s! Between them they have ruined my love for Wallace and Gromit! The curse or the were-rabbit popped into my head on more than one occasion, mix that with Gremlins, maybe throw in some viagra and there you have it………… Bunnies!
This is a book you know you probably shouldn’t be laughing at but Simon and Sean have a special knack for making you laugh at inappropriate scenario’s! Between them they have ruined my love for Wallace and Gromit! The curse or the were-rabbit popped into my head on more than one occasion, mix that with Gremlins, maybe throw in some viagra and there you have it………… Bunnies!
April 24, 2022
Wow where to start. It’s such a cliché to say this is more disgusting than their other books but it is so true. From the start anyone who likes political correctness would condone burning this book. Luckily I hate being pc. From the farmer’s son’s fapping to the rabbit gloryholes this left me choking on my drink at parts whilst feeling ashamed of myself when I laughed at other parts. Another triumph from these two grot bags.
May 20, 2022
At times hilarious, at times SUPER messed up. Great read.
May 20, 2022
Здравствуйте, друзья!
Моё имя Дмитрий, и я живу в России. Хочу сказать, что те самые полпинты водки опять в моём кармане, оттого, что трезвым здесь жить трудно. Не стоит думать, что я оскорблён вашим рассказом, наоборот, я смеюсь до колик. Это то, что надо, бля, после перекапывания грядок под всякие овощи и наблюдения за тем, как это делают соседи, которые наверняка уже заебали друг друга, обсуждая меня и друг друга.
И теперь я читаю этот долгожданный рассказ... и смеюсь до болей диафрагмы и любви к кроликам.
***
Hello, friends!
My name is Dmitry and I live in Russia. I want to say that those same half-pint of vodka is again in my pocket, because it is difficult to live here sober. Do not think that I am offended by your story, on the contrary, I laugh until colic. This is what you need after fucking digging up beds for all sorts of vegetables and watching how the neighbors do it, who probably already fucked each other, discussing me and each other.
And now I'm reading this long-awaited story ... and laughing until the pain of the diaphragm and love for rabbits.
Моё имя Дмитрий, и я живу в России. Хочу сказать, что те самые полпинты водки опять в моём кармане, оттого, что трезвым здесь жить трудно. Не стоит думать, что я оскорблён вашим рассказом, наоборот, я смеюсь до колик. Это то, что надо, бля, после перекапывания грядок под всякие овощи и наблюдения за тем, как это делают соседи, которые наверняка уже заебали друг друга, обсуждая меня и друг друга.
И теперь я читаю этот долгожданный рассказ... и смеюсь до болей диафрагмы и любви к кроликам.
***
Hello, friends!
My name is Dmitry and I live in Russia. I want to say that those same half-pint of vodka is again in my pocket, because it is difficult to live here sober. Do not think that I am offended by your story, on the contrary, I laugh until colic. This is what you need after fucking digging up beds for all sorts of vegetables and watching how the neighbors do it, who probably already fucked each other, discussing me and each other.
And now I'm reading this long-awaited story ... and laughing until the pain of the diaphragm and love for rabbits.
May 7, 2022
Whyyyyyyyy.
Poor Demetri just wanted to get rid of the rabbits destroying his crops. Old Ed, you dummy. Disgustingly delightful.
Stay away from bunny boners pellets, y’all.
Poor Demetri just wanted to get rid of the rabbits destroying his crops. Old Ed, you dummy. Disgustingly delightful.
Stay away from bunny boners pellets, y’all.
June 17, 2023
Oh holy bunny in a basket. I went into this completely blind and I was not prepared!! This is all sorts of f**ked up in the best possible ways 😆
May 23, 2024
A short story by McHardy and Hawker, but all of the depravity and hilarious writing is still there!
Be careful if you have bunnies!
4/5
Be careful if you have bunnies!
4/5
August 7, 2023
Oh my, I cannot stop giggling thinking about this story. Demetri is having some issues with rabbits on his failing farm, and that's not the only issue he is having. The local farm supply company gives him a secret product that should help with the rabbit problem. This is an absolutely batshit story that still has me laughing days after reading it. McHardy and Hawker are in fine form. Offensive, gross, and downright hilarious. Go grab it on Godless! Good stuff!
5 severed fingers out of 5
5 severed fingers out of 5
January 10, 2023
As usual, when Hawker and McHardy get together to write pure and ridiculous filth, it’s glorious!
This short Novella is about Dimitri who is trying to rid his farm of Bunnies. What follows is gory, ridiculous, and I loved every bit of it.
This short Novella is about Dimitri who is trying to rid his farm of Bunnies. What follows is gory, ridiculous, and I loved every bit of it.
January 8, 2026
Pretty gross. Went in a direction I wasn’t expecting. Some parts were so ridiculous they had me laughing out loud in shock. The ending felt super abrupt… like what’s going to happen now with this GIANT problem?
June 16, 2022
This is the 3rd short I read in a day by McHardy & Hawker. Each short was more fucked up than the last. I am lost for words after this story ended.
May 22, 2022
Such a good, funny, gross read.
May 10, 2022
McHardy and Hawker nail it again! These two together are fucking hilarious. Read this. Read all of the shit these two conjure up. You will bust a gut laughing.
Happy Reading and Splatter On.....
Happy Reading and Splatter On.....
March 23, 2024
Hawker and McHardy are something else! LOL. This was just BEYOND.
Displaying 1 - 30 of 40 reviews