David Pietrusza despises Franklin Delano Roosevelt. That’s all well and good. As the old saying goes, opinions are like assholes, everybody has one. My opinion of Roosevelt is the opposite of Pietrusza’s. The difference is that I’m not pretending to write a history concerning FDR in which my prejudices are as clearly on display as a chimpanzee masturbating at the local zoo.
The very first thing that Davey wants us to know about FDR is that he cheated on his wife! Gasp! The horror! In his grab for tabloid sensationalism, he offers no context. When Eleanor Roosevelt gave birth to their last child, she told FDR that she was done having children and that she was done having sex. With those facts, one could see where a person might seek some physical comfort outside of a very public marriage that a politician at the time couldn’t afford to end. But Davey doesn’t want you to know that. Davey wants you to listen to the list of grievances he has as if he was the spouse that had been cheated on. Roosevelt was stupid, Roosevelt was cold and uncaring of those around him, Roosevelt was a phony and blahdeblahdeblahblahblah. At one point, Davey tries to equate FDR with the racist plutocrats who ran the South because FDR had a home in Warm Springs, Georgia. Again, with context, Roosevelt visited that home often because of the aforementioned “warm springs,” whose waters brought him relief from the ravages of polio. In fact, Roosevelt would bring in children from around the country who were suffering from the same disease he had so that they, too, could enjoy that same relief. That’s not a story you’ll hear from Davey, because an FDR who helps crippled children doesn’t fit with his propaganda campaign.
When Alf Landon, the person Roosevelt defeated in the 1936 presidential election, makes his way into the story, Davey’s got a halo all polished up for him to wear. Everyone on the planet loves Davey’s Alf Landon! Even his ex-wife loves him. Wait a minute… Alf Landon was divorced, at a time when, as I mentioned, politicians didn’t get divorced? He must have done something really bad for his first wife to leave him! I spent most of my life in the state in which Landon was the governor and I have it on good authority that Landon’s ex-wife caught him in the barn fucking a goat! My sources on this aren’t the most trustworthy since I just made it up, but Davey of the “philandering Roosevelt” isn’t going to give a single reason for what Alf did to bring his first marriage to an end, so I guess my explanation of goat-fucking Alf Landon will have to stand.
I think it’s time we took a Pietrusza-esque look at the author. What sort of muck can I rake up from his Wikipedia page? Davey has been a frequent guest on Newsmax, the far-right, fourth-rate “news” channel that features an anchor who says that everyone who voted for Joe Biden in 2020 should be executed. Stay classy, Davey! He also worked as a “regular panelist” on Fox News, the right-wing disinformation company whose decades of lies finally caught up with it when it had to pay $800 million for the lies it spread about the 2020 presidential election. Guess who one of his co-panelists was during his Fox News days; none other than screeching harpy Kimberly Guilfoyle, who suffers from the delusion that her half-wit boyfriend and fellow insurrectionist, Donald Trump, Jr. is actually gonna put a ring on it someday. Now, I have no proof that Davey is a scumbag nutjob who wholly supported that lying fucking traitor Trump, but he sure loves to hang out with scumbag nutjobs who wholly supported that lying fucking traitor.
David Pietrusza is no historian. He’s a deceitful gadfly who merrily cashes the checks he receives from traitors, liars and lunatics. He and his little book will be forgotten long, long before Franklin Delano Roosevelt is.