Well the Bones move on, Fone Bone, Phoney Bone and Smiley. (I think I got their names right!) Phoney is off to embezzle/cheat/lie whoever he can to make the big bucks, which is how he got kicked out of his hometown, Boneville to begin with. (Will the little guy ever learn? Nah.)
Now he's taking bets that his gambling gambit will succeed - you see, he's betting everyone will bet on his Mystery Cow (Smiley in disguise, a cow suit!) to win the race, when he knows for sure that Gram’na Ben will win instead. (Cuz she always does!) So when Gram’na wins, Phoney gets to keep all the bets made against her. Oh, how wiley this little weird guy/thing/creature is! But things have a way of backfiring, and meanwhile...
Fone is in love with Thorn, a totally beautiful human girl, and Lucius is looking out for Gran’ma Ben, who I think he's secretly in love with, and the Rat Creatures are gathering, and then there's this dragon, and like I said, Fone (in love) is determined to get some real honeycomb for Thorn, who loves honey, and …
On it goes. A rambling, confusing, big-hearted drama which is hard to define. You just gotta read it!
Four stars.