Oh boy... this one was... nothing. The story was paperthin (we have a giant disneyland-ish mall, it is full of shop dummies aka Autons who suddenly turn against the humans, the Doctor and his companion-of-the day destroy the Autons, end) and it felt like it was just made of the same old ideas we've seen a thousand times before: A clever woman infiltrates some suspicious corporation, a greedy human becomes the henchman for an alien, useless teenagers are useless, consumerism is evil, one of the characters is not human, lots of glowing red eyes, a time paradox, the Doctor met his companion as a child, do I have to continue?
I think what annoyed me the most (apart from nothing happening) is that the huge mall didn't feel real. All those different areas just didn't add up. You've got the shopping area, the haunted mansion, the clubs and bars, the casino, the hotel, the forest, the northpole, the wild west, and a huge area for a popstar (what was this supposed to even look like?). The characters run through all of those places while cackling baby dolls hunt them (yes, that's in the book, I'm not making this up) but to me this never felt like a real place because it was all so random – and way too big. I mean this place is HUGE, it gets evacuated, and then the only 5 people who stay behind easily run into each other and are found by the Doctor.
Actually, wanna know what really annoyed me the most? The solution was to attack the autons with nail polish. Meh.
Maybe the big problem for the author was that an alien which can make any plastic object come to life seemed terrifying back in the 70's but today it's just very, very boring. Yet when he was asked to write an auton story he desparately tried to make it work in 2009 and relied on stereotypes like glowing red eyes and creepy dolls...
I... am just glad it's over. Now only one more DW novel to go!
Wish me luck for that one!