Miles is surprised when he walks into the bathroom on campus and finds a woman laying an egg! He agrees to her offer to make it up to him by buying him dinner later. However, Miles is quick to learn that April's egg-laying abilities are going to be the least shocking thing.
Sofie Granger, known also as Sh Granger, is an author who lives in the southwestern United States. She's been writing ever since she was six years old, and just never stopped. When she's not writing (which is frequently), she enjoys playing video games and watching TV, which is where she draws a lot of inspiration from.
Please note that her name is actually Sh, not S-Period-H-Period. Tell goodreads where they can stick it!
Miles is only trying to go to the restroom when he comes across a girl in the men's room. Which is odd enough, but this girl is literally giving birth. To an egg. She apologizes and introduces herself as April, and asks to take him out to eat in order to make up for it. She also explains that she's the daughter of the Easter Bunny, who apparently cannot stop fathering children. She says that all of her half-siblings start laying eggs when they turn 18. Miles agrees, and April takes him to a restaurant that one of her many half-siblings owns. After the meal, April shows that it's not any ordinary restaurant, but one designed with the family's apparent need to breed in mind. She folds up the table and fucks Miles then and there in the hidden booth. She then lays another egg, but this one is pretty. She explains that fertilized eggs are beautiful, but unfertilized eggs simply look like giant chicken eggs. After banging some more at his home, Miles tells her a bit about a business plan he has. April agrees to let him split the profits of the eggs 50/50, if he'll let her help on the legal end of his business.
22 pages, Amazon ebook. 18+ for sexual content.
Really weird. I've heard of egg kinks before, but I never thought that I'd come across one before. I didn't hate it, though. It's so weird that it's good.
For sure something that one must have the stomach for. I like to think that I'm pretty open minded, so I didn't mind the story. It was silly, and I honestly had such a great time.