Delta Queen Margie and Her Mary Poppins Magical Bag of Contents!
This is the final chapter, Book 5 of "Bacon, Bodyguards, and Ballistics", written by Karen McSpade. I really enjoyed this entire series. Before I tell you the main highlights of the fifth book, I'd like to mention my favorite sections. First of all, there are four Delta Queens who each remind me of one of the four Golden Girls, but I will only mention Margie, the one who is most likely Rose in the Golden Girls, but who is even more like Mary Poppins with her magical bag/purse and it's contents. It was like watching an episode of Let's Make A Deal. Whenever Piper, Doris, Patty Sue, Rosemary, or Gemma needed something, like handcuffs, a pen with a light in it, a scarf to tie somebody up with, or practically anything else, Margie would come through with the much needed item. Secondly, we find out why bodyguard, five foot tall Gemma, was known in Italy as "The Terror of Tuscany" with her Xena Warrior Princess yell and kicking skills that land not only Piper on her hind end, earning Piper's and all four Delta Queens' respect, but also taking out four big Chicago thugs who had the audacity to try to hurt Piper. This episode has a lady mayor threatening to fire Jake as Sheriff, which mayors can do, and remove the Queen Bees Private Investigations licenses, if they don't solve the cases of the multi-million dollar art heist and the murderer of the twin bodyguards by the time a fancy Gala was planned in Savory; however, everything is solved and taken care of 'during' the fancy masquerade ball gala at the same mansion where the art heist took place. This book had some unsuspected outcomes, such as who stole the artwork and why, who stabbed Marco, who shot Max, the connection between the twins and the couple (Ben and Karina) who followed Piper, Gemma, and the Delta Queens around wherever they went, and some other things I won't mention. This episode has one really beautiful painting that is given to Piper and the ladies. This episode has one really sweet, romantic, toe-curling scene near the end of the book, and a family reunion at the end. I gave this book 5 big fat stars and I recommend it to anyone who loves books that are serious, funny, and sensitive all at the same time.