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Dragon Removal Service #2
A Magical School for Magical Fools
The HeadMeister is missing, the students aren't talking, and a green scaly something is eating all the socks . . .
The sign reads, "Welcome to Saaremaa Magical School", but magic removal experts Gulchima and Hubward feel anything but welcome. They were supposed to take on a contract to clean up the school.
But that was before the school's HeadMeister got himself wizard-napped!
Now they're stranded outside the school’s gates; out of work and dangerously low on butter. Gulchima soon talks her way into the only job available, an entry level position as a lunch lady at the school. She's not much of a cook, so Gulchima is assigned the kitchen's most dangerous duties: Removing the critters that even magic couldn't tame.
Slapkins, and Soccodiles, and inter-dimensional kitties . . . oh-my!
But when Gulchima glimpses a long-lost relative trapped inside the school, she learns duplicitous dirty dishes are the least of her worries. The missing HeadMeister and her relative are somehow linked. And the teachers won't say a word about it; because someone has stolen their mouths.
The sign reads, "Welcome to Saaremaa Magical School", but magic removal experts Gulchima and Hubward feel anything but welcome. They were supposed to take on a contract to clean up the school.
But that was before the school's HeadMeister got himself wizard-napped!
Now they're stranded outside the school’s gates; out of work and dangerously low on butter. Gulchima soon talks her way into the only job available, an entry level position as a lunch lady at the school. She's not much of a cook, so Gulchima is assigned the kitchen's most dangerous duties: Removing the critters that even magic couldn't tame.
Slapkins, and Soccodiles, and inter-dimensional kitties . . . oh-my!
But when Gulchima glimpses a long-lost relative trapped inside the school, she learns duplicitous dirty dishes are the least of her worries. The missing HeadMeister and her relative are somehow linked. And the teachers won't say a word about it; because someone has stolen their mouths.
468 pages, Kindle Edition
Published May 30, 2022
About the author
Eric Stever
16 books20 followersEric "E.C." Stever is the author of humorous fantasy and science fiction adventures. He has been publishing for over a decade.
He lives along the River of No Return with a geologist, two unrepentant marshmallow fanatics, and several hundred eyebrow mites (don't judge, you have them too). Alas, the coyotes have eaten his cats.
His favorite authors include: Terry Pratchett, Isaac Asimov, Neil Gaiman, Alexander McCall Smith, Vernor Vinge and Bill Bryson. Especially (especially), Bill Bryson's audio books.
Find out more at ericstever.com
He lives along the River of No Return with a geologist, two unrepentant marshmallow fanatics, and several hundred eyebrow mites (don't judge, you have them too). Alas, the coyotes have eaten his cats.
His favorite authors include: Terry Pratchett, Isaac Asimov, Neil Gaiman, Alexander McCall Smith, Vernor Vinge and Bill Bryson. Especially (especially), Bill Bryson's audio books.
Find out more at ericstever.com
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