The plucky ladies of Pigeon Pie are pretty adept at overcoming stiff resistance and handling hard problems, but even a trio of sexy, badass mercenary babes needs some time off.
When Marie-Delphine—half-dark-elf, half-human, and all sorceress extraordinaire—suggests they head to the beach to blow off some steam, the rest of the band practically gags at the chance. Better still, the seaside getaway is in Alexandra Mountspear’s hometown, and wherever Pigeon Pie’s intrepid leader goes debauchery is sure to follow.
The girls are looking forward to learning how to surf, hanging out at the Come Right Inn brothel, and having bonfire parties on the beach. Alas, Pigeon Pie quickly learns that this vacation won’t be all swimsuits, sunshine, and public displays of indecency. When things get tentacle-y, the fearless (and frequently topless) adventurers are thrust directly onto the engorged shaft of danger.
Can Pigeon Pie solve the mystery of the Salty Conch before something truly appalling happens to the seaside community? More importantly, can they actually find some time to relax in between all that messy adventure?
The Salty Conch is a steamy tale of erotic adventure set in a raunchy, frequently ridiculous fantasy world. Filled with humor and explicit, filthy sex, it’s definitely for adults only!
Serena has been a fan of fantasy and science fiction her whole life, cutting her teeth on tales of fearsome monsters, beautiful heroines, and brave heroes. She's also always had a pretty vivid (and filthy!) imagination, usually wanting those monsters, heroes, and heroines to engage in some juicy horizontal activity once in a while.
When she isn't playing D&D or putting the steamy fantasies churned out by her brain down onto paper, Serena works in tech. It's a handy profession; the server room is quite private, and only a few people have the combination to the door...