CAWK

by Whit Slorp

Just off the coast of Fire Island in New York, two lovers take a romantic dip in the dark water, inadvertently luring a mindless killing machine--born of hetero-man's hubris--that arrives with an insatiable appetite for destruction, and a strange preoccupation with what gay men do privately.

Genres: Queer

40 pages, Paperback

Published October 14, 2021

About the author

Whit Slorp is a visual artist the award-winning author of parody erotica stories including Abrahannibal Lectern, My A-Hole Fell in a K-Hole, Peenocchio and the Wooden Circus Plot (Pardy Boys Gay Adventure Series Title), The Hidden Valley Ranch of Studs Mystery (Nancy Screw Mystery Series Title),CAWK, Assquatch (Chillpimples series), and Are You There God? I Thought I Heard Cody Masturbating, But It Was Just His Grandma Stirring a Pot of Shells and Cheese. They paint all of the cover art for their titles.

Whit currently lives in Portland, OR.

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Reviews

[Peter Topside · Rating 3 out of 5]

I just watched one of the YouTube reels where someone inserted that sitcom audience laughter into the scene when Captain Quint was getting eaten in Jaws. Pretty amazing. So I'm giving some brownie points for creativity. An aquatic beast that hones in on seminal fluid and attacks homosexual men in the ocean. Yep, yep, yep, you read that right. Very quick read and it tried to be serious enough, without taking itself too seriously. Like one of those old Godzilla movies where the monsters are like dropkicking each other and such. Not much to say beyond the obvious. Incredibly satisfying for my immature mind and possibly yours, too.

[Melanie Bouthillette · Rating 4 out of 5]

The cover is exactly what you think this book will be. It was raunchy and gory in a short page turner. The ending has a twist I didn't see coming. The only reason I didn't give 5 stars is because I felt the ending rushed

[James · Rating 5 out of 5]

What the actual hell is this 😭😭
It seemed like a fanfiction plus satire plus romance and I’m just trying to figure it out still

[Lucinda May · Rating 5 out of 5]

Read the fun goofy stuff that makes you smile and giggle, babes 😘
❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

[Kenneth Skaldebø · Rating 3 out of 5]

It ain't high literature, but it is fast funny and silly. Wished it could have been longer!

[(the.darkandmoody.reader) · Rating 3 out of 5]

This short story is insane in the best way possible.

[Tayler · Rating 4 out of 5]

I was gifted this as a gag secret Santa gift and I’m so happy I was 😂

What in the absolute tsunami/ocean monster hell did I just read? 💀

[Tysha · Rating 3 out of 5]

This was definitely a unique read 🤣