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A poignant but hilarious journey into the arcane world of birdwatching by one of the most popular names in British comedy, Bearded Tit is Rory McGrath’s story of life among birds. From a Cornish boyhood wandering gorse-tipped cliffs listening to the song of the yellowhammer with his imaginary girlfriend, or drawing gravity-defying jackdaws in class when he should have been applying himself to physics, to quoting the Latin names of birds to give himself a fighting chance with the most beautiful girl he had ever seen. As an adult, or what passes for one, Rory recounts becoming a card-carrying birdwatcher, observing his first skylark—peerless king of the summer sky—while stoned; his repeatedly failed attempts to get up at the crack of dawn like the real twitchers; and his flawed bid to educate his utterly unreconstructed drinking mate Danny in the ways of birding. Rory’s tale is a thoroughly educational, occasionally lyrical, and highly amusing romp through the hidden byways of birdwatching and all its attendant arcane knowledge.

352 pages, Paperback

First published March 25, 2008

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391 reviews12 followers
February 26, 2011
Well, who would have guessed that Rory McGrath would a) have a deep-rooted interest in birds; and b) would write a book about it in quite a sensitive way. He may come across from his TV work as a bit of an oafish funnyman, but this book shows there is much more to him than just that. His recollections and reminiscences of his earlier days are quite good to read and he does inject his trademark humour where possible, but its not just about humour. His love of birds and nature is expressed quite eloquently throughout the book.
His tales of his times at Cambridge university and his blossoming romance with the mysterious JJ are quite poignant and heartfelt, particularly when she disappears out of his life to go on honeymoon - a quite unexpected development. His tale then fast-forwards through to the recent past and his birding exploits with his current wife and trying to persuade his reluctant teenage kids to show an interest in bird-watching as well.
His attitude towards professional twitchers is bang on as well - why let those who try to belittle your own enthusiasm with their superior knowledge get you down? I like birdwatching as well, but don't take it to extremes, and Rory's gentle level of interest is just right.
On the whole, this was an unexpected pleasure to read and I now see Rory in a different light.
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382 reviews19 followers
July 20, 2011
Well this was an unexpected pleasure. This charming little book is about Rory McGrath's adventures in birdwatching. No, stop yawning, this is actually a very funny, informative and in the end quite touching book. McGrath takes us from his days at Cambridge, where his fascination with a girl in the local bookshop leads him to learn all the Latin names of the birds of Britain to impress her. He falls head over heels for her but it all ends badly and then there's a leap forward of 25 years or so and we catch up with him again with his second wife and their forays into the world of 'twitching'.

McGrath also ropes in his chain-smoking, hard drinking friend, Danny, to try and get him to stop smoking and take up bird-watching instead. Easy to read, wittily written and with loads of really quite informative stuff on British birds, this is well worth a read. There's even a twist at the end which reveals McGrath to be an inveterate romantic.

Recommended.
112 reviews1 follower
August 10, 2023
A gentle, funny and thoroughly charming read. A random pick off a library shelf and glad I did.
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160 reviews64 followers
September 9, 2011
Like so many celeb books on a subject - intensly irritating. Too much of the celebrity as opposed to the subject. Didn't finish it. Blood pressure rising too rapidly.
Author 2 books3 followers
June 21, 2020
This is a very enjoyable read, although not what can be considered a typical autobiography. Instead, this is more a collection of interrelated stories about Rory's experiences with birds and birdwatching. Beautiful descriptions of birds, their songs and their environment are simultaneously educational and transportational - giving a true sense of place and experience that extend from the page. The chapters are short and easy to follow, each one focusing on a bird or bird family whilst touching on friends and family that are clearly an important part of Rory's life without going into great detail or histories that I would have expected from an autobiography.

That said, there is more detail about Rory's romantic life at university that goes into more detail than I perhaps would have needed (no, not that much!). I don't need to know when or how anyone loses or (doesn't it turns out at times) their virginity, but Rory discusses it with humour, enough detail so that we feel the same torments, doubts and delights as Rory, without moving away from the birding theme of the whole book.

The supposed romantic twist at the end did feel a little inevitable, although that is probably the way my mind works and the nature of a book (which hints at there being such a thing on the back cover) - I have no doubt it would have been slightly less obvious in life! The Danny twist (I'll say no more to avoid a spoiler) was very clever as I thought I'd figured it out, and I was proved wrong.

The interweaving of bird observations and life experience is very cleverly done throughout the book, and done in such a way that I think most people in some way or other can relate, either to the recognition that birds are around us more than we might first think, or for the intermittent experiences and delights of of the occasional birdwatcher (which I hold up my hands and admit to being).

A thoroughly enjoyable read.
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Author 25 books20 followers
March 22, 2019
Ha! That’s the sound you’ll make as you reach the end of this book: ha! It’s because there’s a wonderfully surprising but fitting twist that is so perfect it could’ve been made up. Perhaps it was, who knows? But this is meant - I think - to be a memoir, so... Anyway, Bearded Tit. It’s a bird. And a sometime hirsute comedian who’s had his fair share of personal problems. I’d never really ‘got’ the author’s ‘Think It’s All Over’ humour and laddish football watching/drinking persona. But it turns out that’s just part of the story: a small part. Turns out he’s actually quite a knowledgeable birder, too. Hence the title. So, if you want a gentle ramble through the countryside with some interesting avian diversions and an unexpected revelation at the end, this is the book for you. I only picked it up because I’ve been so mired in so much heavy literature recently and fancied something lighter. And this is certainly lighter - light touch, and, ultimately, touching.
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2,638 reviews
May 24, 2020
UK comedian, Rory McGrath, describes his dual obsessions in this autobiography - women and birdwatching (cue the jokes that call women ‘birds’, etc.). Rory takes us on a self-deprecating journey of his mostly disastrous love life from his college days. In between he described the habits of different European birds. The stories are generally fun but too many of them end neatly with him as the butt of the joke for them all to be true. Similarly the slabs of dialogue seem to contain more one-liners than normal - they feel a little like set pieces. 🎧 Rory narrates the book himself so you‘d to like his very nasally voice to enjoy the performance.
285 reviews2 followers
April 30, 2020
A quirky bird-watching book from England, of course, where "twitching" is a very serious hobby. McGrath hones his skill at learning the Latin names of birds to impress a beautiful girl, JJ, which gives the book its subtitle, "a love story with feathers," which is actually the best part; second half flagged a bit for me. Some interesting facts about birds and the people who observe them.
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Author 1 book14 followers
September 22, 2018
I picked up this book because I also like birds and it was nice to learn more about them from McGraths ramblings. For me the funniest thing about this book is the title so I was a little disappointed it wasn't more entertaining. I did like it though.
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February 5, 2020
Remarkable. Knowing only a little about Rory McGrath from his TV persona, I was not expecting a book so beautifully written and moving as this one. If you love Simon Barnes’ sideways but heartfelt look at birding then you’ll love this. ...oh and yes it’s very funny too.
102 reviews
January 11, 2020
Very disappointing, some parts were interesting but mostly it was a chore to read, I kept hoping that it would improve - but sadly it didn’t.
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July 16, 2023
Interesting perspective about birding but I was not as interested in the author or his story.
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63 reviews7 followers
June 5, 2023
A completely random find on Libby that I was utterly charmed by. I didn’t know much about Rory McGrath so went into this completely blind. It’s a very lighthearted retelling of his first love and associated beginnings into bird watching. It’s packed with jokes and cringeworthy recounts of undergrad behaviour at Cambridge but the earnest love of birds at its heart means it never gets too off-putting. I was disappointed to find out after finishing it though that he’d been convicted of stalking a woman. Makes it difficult not to change my opinion of the book.
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987 reviews2 followers
March 16, 2015
Surprisingly, for Rory McGrath, this book is very likeable. Even more surprisingly, it’s almost believable. Almost. But then the story is a frame on which to hang McGrath’s love of the birds of Britain, allowing him to write passionately about them while pretending to write passionately about one particular bird who’d captured his young heart at Cambridge University.
I’ve always found birds of the feathered variety kind of boring, but McGrath brings them to life in chapter after chapter, probably climaxing in his ode to the peregrine falcon. Reading it, I too could become A Worshipper. His other climaxing, to be honest, I wasn’t so sure about (in a variety of ways) but it’s his one-sided love story with one particular bird that carries the book along in the first half. This apple of his eye dominates the first half of the book. You’re allowed to project your own image of what she’s like, the ideal, pert, gamine, English rose of possibly your own dreams. Unfortunately, however, the picture of a young Rory isn’t much different from the fat bloke who used to be on the telly. Still, he’s a good enough raconteur in print to get away with the story of their doomed romance.
The second half of the book is more concerned with real bird watching, and loses its momentum a bit. Although it’s well written and amusing, it becomes a bit laboured if you don’t find twitching as satisfying and fun as Rory and his friends so clearly do. I found myself skipping some of the later chapters, but that doesn’t detract from what was overall an entertaining and likeable read.
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88 reviews4 followers
April 19, 2012
This book wasn't at all what I expected. Although, I wasn't quite sure what I was expecting as the blurb is rather vague.
Bearded Tit is an autobiography written with Mcgrath's most important bird experiences in the forefront; they seem to revolve around the women in his life, something that I find quite quaint.

Initially I found the autobiographical style a bit tedious; surely I would have picked up an autobiography if this is what I'd wanted, I want to know about the birds! But I think this book really opens your eyes to how much birds and nature impact your life, how you can remember specific moments with a specific bird. For a person that's interested in birds, this book was actually a bit of an eye opener to how nature has had a big affect in my life without me being aware of it. There's something magical about discovering new species and seeing birds for the first time and I think Mcgrath captures that excitement in this book.

Unfortunately his writing style is a bit cliché and faux-youthful for my liking. A bit, "Oh no this is sounding too serious, better add in a swear word." Or it could be that I'm just not too familiar with this sort of style.
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400 reviews4 followers
March 6, 2014
This is a very unusual book and difficult to describe but I will do my best to do it justice.

Rory McGrath is a British comedian and a household name in the UK, this was his first book published in 2008. It tells the story of his lifelong fascination with birds but rather than any sort of dry, technical tome the book is rather a story of his youth spent as a student in Cambridge and how throughout his experiences birds played an important part.

McGrath imparts interesting titbits of information about birds throughout the book but does so as part of the story meaning it is never dull or meaningless. I learnt quite a lot from reading it and was also engrossed in his student era antics. As you might expect the book was also funny in places.

Overall it was enjoyable and not easy to put down. After a while it did become a tad repetitive and I found it jumped backward and forward quite a lot making it difficult to keep up at times but overall impressive for a first book.
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934 reviews14 followers
June 28, 2012
Picked this book up from a RSPB pile in Wales and seemed to recall reading about it a while back,truth be told I wasn't sure what to expect but was hoping for some sort of witty collection of birdspotting memoirs...ultimately I wanted information delivered in a fairly light way as although I enjoy nature I find text heavy books which present facts sometimes a little short on euthisasm.
This book delivered on this front presenting a backdrop of a love affair with a person alongside a love affair with birds!!...the book itself was great fun and one thing I can say about it is I started noticing birds a lot more whilst reading it...whether they were urban pidgeons,magpies or the ducks that seem to have taken refuge in a makeship pond in a flooded area nearby.
I'm glad I picked this book up as it did all I hoped it would.
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201 reviews22 followers
May 20, 2015
I hadn't heard of Rory McGrath so came to this book without preconceptions of any kind, except assuming it was about bird-watching. It was a delightful surprise to encounter a funny, pleasant guy telling a story about his school days and the present, with lots of self-deprecation, amusing anecdotes, poignant revelations and even quite a bit of interesting tidbits about birds. It really works as a memoir and has a happy ending, my favorite kind. Although the title may suggest that bawdy humor will set the tone that is actually not the case. Very enjoyable.
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1,576 reviews38 followers
February 4, 2010
This is a light and humourous memoir, not only of a man's life and experiences in love, but a wonderful essay on birding and what it has meant to the author's life. So skilfully written that I didn't know I was learning, but indeed have found it has enhanced my enjoyment of watching the birds from my window. I'm now trying to decide who to entrust this to next....
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71 reviews1 follower
August 11, 2012
An excellent book - quite moving in parts & amusing too. Don't have to be a bird watcher to enjoy it but the descriptions of familiar Norfolk bird reserves & bird sightings added to the story for me. One of the rare books I've read twice & will probably read again.
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1,827 reviews28 followers
June 29, 2013
A mixture of autobiography and information about various birds, most of which can be seen in the UK. It is an interesting concept of chronicling Rory's discovery of the joy of bird watching and the information he learns about the birds. It is funny, but also a bit bitter sweet in places.
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January 31, 2016
Started off well; a few laughs and bird-related memories. First half is basically a drawn out love story, which at least has some structure to keep you interested. Second half is a series of anecdotes loosely relating to birds and birdwatching. Quickly got boring.
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1,149 reviews17 followers
January 21, 2014
Ok memoir funny in parts but you really do have to have an interest in birds
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16 reviews3 followers
August 8, 2011
I don't know anymore why I bought this book. For birdwatching affectionados only.
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