Birthday Vicious
Ashley ad her mother meets with a famous party planner (Mona) to play her super sweet thirteen bday party. Mathilda (her mother) isn’t feeling great and tries to put the appointment off but Ashley convinces her to stick it out. Mona suggests a circus theme. Ashley thinks it sounds babyish but Mathilda agrees to it quickly. Then she vomits everywhere. Ashley is worried about her mom, but at the same time, she can’t help but be worried about the future of her party.
Lily sits with Max not listening to him and his friends talk about their band. She thinks about Ashley and how she’d rather be planning a party right now. Also, about how things between her and Ashley are chilly and how she thought about kicking her out of the Ashley’s but the talk of the big upcoming party saved her. Cassandra and Jezebel (Jason and Quinton’s girlfriends) are there and acting bitchy. They start talking about camping. Lily didn’t even know Max was into it. They start to put pressure on her about having not gone camping. There’s an upcoming trip, but Lily knows her parents won’t let her go. Lily decides she’ll go after Jezebel says she probably won’t be able to go and they could invite another girl.
Meanwhile A.A is at a burger joint. She’s with her boyfriend Hunter but Tri is there. She doesn’t understand what happened between them. He’s there with his new girlfriend Cecily. She thinks about both boys (comparing their kisses). Cecily attempts polite conversation about Mrs. Gamble’s. A.A decides she’s not that bad. In case we’ve forgotten II know I did) Tri kissed AA at a party then left her for Ashley. Then she broke up with him. Now he’s with Cecily. Tri is rude to AA in front of Cecily so she decides it’s on. Lauren gets a call from boyfriend 1 (Christian) and has to turn down plans with him because she made plans with boyfriend 2 (Alex). She knows she has to choose one, but doesn’t want to hurt one so this is the better solution.
An old friend of Lauren’s (Sadie) is back. Her father moved them back. They used to make fun of the Ashley’s. She worries that the Ashley’s will see them together. Sadie isn’t the kind of girl the Ashley’s would approve of. The Ashley’s wait around for her but a minute but don’t wait long. Sadie wants her and Lauren to eat lunch together, but Lauren knows that’s not possible. At the lunchroom door, she suggests they cut and go to Gino’s (an Italian deli). Plans for Ashleys party are going great with the cirrus theme. She thinks of who *won’t* be coming to the party (Sadie). We find out Sadie started a rumor that she was born a boy. Wasn’t she Lauren’s old friend? But that’s in the past. Lauren is one of them now. Ashley’s mom wants to “tone the party down”. This makes Ashley have a hissy fit. Her mom wants to just invite a few friends, have a DJ, and have a chef cook her favorite things. Her mom tho just doesn’t feel up to having all those people over. Ashley said if she can’t have the party she wants she doesn’t even want a party. Mathilda says so be it. She decides to go sailing but a boy named Cooper tells her the water is about to get real choppy. They vent to each other back and forth about their parents. Before he leaves, she invites him to her party and decides maybe she should tell her mother the smaller party is acceptable after all. All the Ashleys have a celebration at Blow Fish Sushi. As a tradition, they’re going to present Ashley with her big gift. AA confuses Christian with Alex (when he drops off Lauren). Lauren volunteers to pick up the gift. I Sadie shows up there. As Sadie head to their table, Lauren makes up an excuse and goes to the bathroom. It’s a golden helmet. She accepts it politely. The reaction is odd for her. When her friends ask about party details she brushes them off and instead talks about the new, cute, guy she meet. Before they can talk about the party further, the cake comes out. They all sing Happy Birthday and take pictures.
Sadie wants to hang out with Lauren. Unfortunately, it’s on the day when she has a big shopping trip with the Ashley’s for her party. So, she tells the Ashley’s she has to go home and help her mom pick out a new color scheme. She’s able to get Sadie into the car before the Asheley’s ee her. Sadie is instantly attracted to dex. When at her house, Lauren shows Sadie her room. She’s more into her game collection then her shoes (which annoys Lauren). She gets a call from Ashley to meet her at a boutique and make an excuse to Sadie she has to pick something her dad told her to get for her mom. She then throws in the incentive Dex will take her home.
While shopping for their birthday outfits, A.A plays fashion referee. She thinks about how secretive Ashley’s been acting but decides she doesn’t care as long as she’s not getting back together with Tri.. Then she thinks of how schitzo Lauren’s been acting when she shows up. She’s either all up under them or distant. Lily asks about bringing dates. She’s bringing Max. Lauren says she hasn’t even thought about that and admits dating two guys is horrible. She asks AA if she’s had that problem and she says no. She likes Hunter. Even tho that’s not exactly true. Then they start talking about a VIP dance area Then Cecily comes into the store and joins to them Lily and Ashley start to argue about dresses (a red velvet one in particular). “Irreplaceable” starts to play and A.A realizes she’s been replaced by a clone of herself. But she doesn’t need him. So then why does she feel so sick?
Lily makes A.A promise to try to get her mother to stay in so she can sneak off to the camping trip. Ashley makes a big deal of handing out invitations to the hopeful girls at her school. Sadie realizes what’s going on when Lily asks Lauren to borrow her invitation to give Max the details. But then Sadie isn’t stupid and knew all the time that Lauren was now “one of them”. Lauren figures maybe she can just turn Sadie into an Ashley. She’s decent-looking already. All she’ll need is the right hair, clothes, and eyes. Then it’ll be easier to bring them down with two on the inside. Lauren doesn’t think it’s fair that Ashley excluded so many of the girls. It’s not like she couldn’t afford to invite them all.so she vows to get the others invited and Sadie.
Ashley finds out she’s being brought up before the honor board.. It turns out the other girls felt excluded and went to the headmistress. Ashley finds out she could possibly be expelled. Lauren suggests Ashley invites them all. This will be a solution acceptable to the board. Ashley knows she can’t win so she agrees. But in the end, this works for her because now her mom will have to let her have the big circus-themed party. Christian texts and says he’s on his way over while Lauren is giving Sadie a new look with a professional stylist. Then Dex tells Alex she’s there. When she get downstairs they’re both there. Alex gives Lauren a textbook she left while they were together. Christian says he knows Alex from lacrosse. So, they know each other but not about her seeing them both. Close call!
Ashley has a conference with the others and drops the bomb. Her mother is having a baby (which means her life is over). On the camping trip, Lilly has a nice moment with Max staring out at the mountain. But when she hears noises and thinks its Max again coming to give her another kiss she comes face to face with a bear. When the boys check they can’t find any tracks. The other girls snicker at her. The next day the grounds are full of muddy slush. Cassandra hopes they’ll get stranded. Lilly starts to panic. Max tells her if they set out they can make it to the parking lot in under two hours. Then Jezzebel’s father can pick them up and take Lilly back first. Jezebel says she guesses “she forgot” to tell him. She guesses they’ll have to. Max says his dad could be there by noon but Lily knows this will be too late and she’ll get found out by Nancy.
Lily’s mom finds out. Janine (A,A’s mom) finds out and is mad at her. Now Ashley might be mad at Lilly and never forgive her if she can’t come to her party. A,A’s mom says she ought to not let *her* go to the party. A.A tells her don’t even think about it. It’s important sh and lily be there. Her mom says it’s because of Hunter. At that moment tho, A.A realizes she has to break up with Hunter because she just doesn’t like him as much as Tye. Lily’s mother says she can’t go to the party. She says she’ll stay in the rest of the year and watch her sisters. Her other says maybe maybe not, but she can’t see Max anymore. She’ll just have to sneak out.
Cooper takes Ashely for a rude in his boat and she tells her about having a new brother or sister. He says he wishes he had one. She tells him all about her party. He thinks it sounds amazing. But when she gives him an invitation, he says he doesn’t know. He tells her he’s not really a party kind of guy. He says he doesn’t know if he’ll fit in but he’ll see. Ashley is attracted to the fact that Cooper doesn’t act like he has money that she decides she has got to find a way to convince him to come to her party. Lauren and Sadie are out picking out contacts (for Sadie) when they run into Christian. In a bitch move, Sadie says she thought her boyfriend’s name was Alex. Christian says Alex is a cool guy and then leaves. He then texts her he’s out Lauren wonders (earlier) why she doesn’t like the Ashleys but she has more fun with them than she does Sadie (who it’s been like pulling teeth to make over). Lily‘s mom comes home and finds white flowers he sent her with the note “see you Saturday”, gets pissed off, and takes her phone and laptop. She forbids her to use any phone or computer in the house. She also tells her she won’t be going to school for a week so she can’t use her friends’ phones either.
The Ashley’s have a meeting. None of the boys seem to know Cooper. He doesn’t go to Tye’s school. He doesn’t go to Alex’s school. Maybe he goes to max the boys say. They tell her now that he has her number all she can do is wait. Ashley leaves to go to the marina to find Cooper. Alex and Lauren start to have a tense conversation about her still having feelings for Christian. Tri asks to have a word with AA. He tells her he heard she broke up with Hunter. He tells her he broke up with Cecily. He hoped she’d be pleased with this. Before she can say anything, she sees Alex leave and tell Lauren to have a nice life. Lilly is able to come to the party with her father for two hours Before Ashley makes her appearance, she notices A.A. They go to look for Max but. Lily notices Cassandra and jezzel and Jason and Quint who’ve knocked over Ashley’s cake (and have eaten some of it
Lauren decides to follow A A’s moms rules so she 1 Goes to the party looking HOT 2 looks around for Christiain so she can play it cool. (But she doesn’t see him). She almost falls into a firepit and trips and heads her head on a pole. Christian grabs her arm. They tell each other they miss each other and Christian says if she doesn’t want an exclusive relationship he doesn’t care. She tells him she does and she and Alex broke up. There ‘an awkward moment. Then Alex shows up with a girl on his arm. It’s Sadie. Ashley makes her entrance on a high wire and gets lowered to a throne. Lilly finally sees Max but he’s mad at her for saying the camping trip was the worst thing she ever did. She tries to talk to him but he walks off. Tri finally tells AA what’s really on his mind after making her think he just wants to play video games. He says that he was going to break up with Ashely but she convinced him to still pretend to be her boyfriend until after some event. He was going to ask her out but then she started going with Hunter. Now AA doesn’t know how she feels about him. He waited until all this time went by and he was so soft he let Ashley control him. Is that really want she wants?
Ashley gets her revenge on Max’s friends by giving them some of the special cake (which is her dog's cake). Ashley gets her special gift a scooter, Driven by Cooper. Lauren finds out the guy she’s with is Todd. She says she dumped Alex because he keep talking about her. She told Todd from some other girl. Sadie has now turned into a monster (fickle, self-centered, spoiled
My Thoughts
Even though the party sounded fly, the story was on the ‘cotton candy” side. I didn’t feel bad for Lauren in either scenario. Christian shouldn’t have come back to her, but I’m not surprised that he did. I’m not surprised either that he plan with Sadie backfired. Now I’m just curious how she thinks she’s going to take down the Ashley’s now that she’s gotten attached to them. At this point, I’m kind of rooting for Sadie to take them all down and do what Lauren obviously isn’t going to be able to. I think also that Lily should let Max go. It’s the dumbest thing (and I should know) when people get mad and hurt because you don’t like what they like. What is this even to get hurt about? Then there’s AA and Trio. I just don’t know. She made a lot of good points about was this really what she wanted someone who could be controlled so easily. I actually did tho think Cooper’s surprise was cute showing up on the bike. For a minute, I was starting to think he was shady but I like him for Ashley..
Rating: 5d).