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Kinky Secrets of Alice's Christmas Special
MORE THAN GOOD CHEER WILL BE SPREAD...
When Alice started a consulting business using kinky sex in corporate teambuilding, she never expected her first client to be... Santa Claus!
Santa's three very hot (and sexually deviant) vice presidents cannot agree on how to manage Santa's Workshop and production has ceased.
Can Alice use her special set of carnal skills to save Christmas?
Or will all of her outrageous, filthy, explicit boinking give the Jolly Old Elf a heart attack?
KINKY SECRETS OF ALICE'S CHRISTMAS SPECIAL by Melinda DuChamp
Santa Claus is Coming...
WHAT READERS ARE
"This is how I like my smut; raunchy, funny, and with heart!" - A reader who likes smut that is raunchy, funny, and with heart
"I didn't know this book was so kinky." - A woman who didn't read the title
"Are these the comments for that new superhero movie?" - A very confused man
"I felt dirty and ashamed after reading this. Especially the third time." - A dirty and ashamed reader
"I bet Melinda DuChamp is writing these quotes herself." - Melinda DuChamp
"Melinda DuChamp for President!" - A reader who doesn't know Melinda DuChamp is the pen name for Ann Voss Peterson and Joe Konrath
"I smell burnt toast." - A reader having a stroke
"OH YES!" - A reader having a different kind of stroke
"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Emerson sucks." - Henry David Thoreau
So what are you waiting for? You must read this book right now!
When Alice started a consulting business using kinky sex in corporate teambuilding, she never expected her first client to be... Santa Claus!
Santa's three very hot (and sexually deviant) vice presidents cannot agree on how to manage Santa's Workshop and production has ceased.
Can Alice use her special set of carnal skills to save Christmas?
Or will all of her outrageous, filthy, explicit boinking give the Jolly Old Elf a heart attack?
KINKY SECRETS OF ALICE'S CHRISTMAS SPECIAL by Melinda DuChamp
Santa Claus is Coming...
WHAT READERS ARE
"This is how I like my smut; raunchy, funny, and with heart!" - A reader who likes smut that is raunchy, funny, and with heart
"I didn't know this book was so kinky." - A woman who didn't read the title
"Are these the comments for that new superhero movie?" - A very confused man
"I felt dirty and ashamed after reading this. Especially the third time." - A dirty and ashamed reader
"I bet Melinda DuChamp is writing these quotes herself." - Melinda DuChamp
"Melinda DuChamp for President!" - A reader who doesn't know Melinda DuChamp is the pen name for Ann Voss Peterson and Joe Konrath
"I smell burnt toast." - A reader having a stroke
"OH YES!" - A reader having a different kind of stroke
"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Emerson sucks." - Henry David Thoreau
So what are you waiting for? You must read this book right now!
- GenresChristmas
210 pages, Kindle Edition
Published December 2, 2022
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Displaying 1 - 4 of 4 reviews
November 10, 2025
Book seven in the Kinky Secrets of Alice series, and it keeps the same ridiculous, over-the-top energy from the earlier books.
This is pure, unapologetic smut — fun, filthy, and completely self-aware. DuChamp knows exactly what kind of story they are telling and leans into it with gleeful abandon. It’s sexy, silly, and doesn’t pretend to be anything else.
If you’re willing to step into DuChamp’s world of sex and absurdity, you’re in for a good time. Just switch off your brain and enjoy Alice’s fabulous, filthy and fun world.
This is pure, unapologetic smut — fun, filthy, and completely self-aware. DuChamp knows exactly what kind of story they are telling and leans into it with gleeful abandon. It’s sexy, silly, and doesn’t pretend to be anything else.
If you’re willing to step into DuChamp’s world of sex and absurdity, you’re in for a good time. Just switch off your brain and enjoy Alice’s fabulous, filthy and fun world.
December 22, 2024
Hot Holiday read
Be ready for some spicy Santa. This is a hot story full of a lot of the best fantasies. Expect more smut than plot in all the best ways.
Be ready for some spicy Santa. This is a hot story full of a lot of the best fantasies. Expect more smut than plot in all the best ways.
February 14, 2025
An amazing read to brighten your holiday season... specially if you have a big bottle of eggnog to numb a bit your brain. Like the previous entries on this series (the first trilogy is awesome, you have to read it), this is a outrageous book, with strong humor (without boundaries... forget political correctness) and explicit sex scenes (some of them really very graphical) and if you tune your mind to the most basic instincts you'll laugh out loud with the new adventures of Alice, this time on a mission to save Christmas with her open heart and legs wide spread!
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