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184 pages, Paperback
First published October 1, 2010

the oracular utterances of the participants in [the] experiments are phrases taken from the text of the second part of the novel (some of these are central to the narrative, others are incidental)The odd thing, though, is that this doesn't seem to be followed to the letter. I'm indebted to this review of the excellent novel - https://michellepodsiedlik.wordpress.... - for trying to trace the listed utterances of the 8th to 19th severed heads, which are numbered and listed in the book, in the 2009 section, but some don't seem to appear.
he falls into a bug-eyed silence. he thanks us for casting off the shackles of good manners in the name of scientific audacity and calls for a round of applause. for me. starting tomorrow, the entire sanatorium will dedicate itself to making my vision a reality.
"At night we come up with daring plans that would change us completely, were they to become a reality. But these plans dissolve in the morning light, and we go back to being the same mediocrities as before, doggedly ruining our own lives."
"This fellow killed his wife because she wouldn't tell him what she was doing on the bidet?"
"It's a metaphor, Quintana."
‘I ask him what cheap brand of romanticism led him to view pain as a form of artistic honesty.’
‘A Big Mac doesn’t taste the same in Beijing as it does in Toronto or Lisbon, but travelers believe in a universal flavor that takes them home in a single bite: they eat McDonald’s name-first. That’s what I want for myself. At twenty-two, on a government fellowship to study art, I realize that the doors my father was talking about aren’t found in minor galleries or by word of mouth; they aren’t in competitions or fellowships: they’re in having a name. My plan is to stamp mine on the forehead of a mainstream audience overlooked by the art world, to make it grow inward from the margin until it reaches the real consumers at their doorsteps. Everyone debates the ethics of images: matrons clucking over the crassness of the latest ass on the cover of some magazine, sports fans scrutinizing the photo of a foul to justify a free kick, children cracking open a medical textbook in search of deformities. My first piece needs to make people cringe, to be in poor taste.’
‘The bodies and their diseases belong to the patients, sure, but we’re the ones who have to smell their innards, and if things go badly, we’re the ones who’ll take the blame. If things go well, on the other hand, God gets all the credit.’
‘He is sweating, exophthalmic, and smells like lemon. This indicates that he is happy, or believes that he is happy. His personality is defined by this sort of thing.’
‘This fellow killed his wife because she wouldn’t tell him what she was doing on the bidet?’
‘She heard me. She saw me going through her things. She’s smoking in there, shut in the bathroom for her five minutes, because she knows I spy on her. In her smoky discretion, she seems to be saying, “You can still leave. We can pretend this never happened.’
‘Mr. Allomby will try to dazzle you with his red hair and his status. I hope you are the woman I hope you are. When he walks up to you and talks through his teeth at you, I want you to lift your chin as if to say, “What?” like he’d just asked you to manage a brothel. I trust you will.
Could my sense of urgency be robbing me of my style? I’d like to think you want a man with style.’
‘The best advice I can offer…is to avoid any reference to how much your relationship with your working-class lover, the one you met a week earlier in an unmentionable place, has changed the way you see the world. There’s no need for it.
I fall in love with Sebastian in three days, just as he predicted, but love turns my head as soft as an old lady’s slipper, and I demand that he quit his job and find something more hygienic. I tell him that monogamy, like all artificial things, is absolutely necessary because man invents only what he needs. My aphorism leaves him speechless.’
‘Sebastian takes the story of my childhood lightly: I’m selling a tragedy, but he buys a vaudeville. He can’t stop laughing. I tell the story twice, but his reaction doesn’t change.’
‘I sense the trap inherent to love and its by-products: give up being what you want, abandon your whims, offer an ear, a shoulder, a hand; offer yourself up entirely and piecemeal to sign on the romantic line, when it’s obviously impossible to love someone all the time. These concessions will be my payment when I’ve got you by the neck and have torn you a few new holes.’
‘A few days later, the groundskeeper’s shed catches fire again. The night shift observes the blaze, noting that bad luck tends to come in threes. Ledesma, more practical than intrigued, says we need to find the pyromaniac before he destroys something more expensive or harder to replace. The flames lap at the nearest tree. A delightful scent filters between our faces.’
‘I use the blazing wall to light a cigarette: as studied gestures go, it is by far the best I’ve ever made.’
‘You should remove the phrase “seed of his future talent” and the eight pages about the scandal with Damien Hirst. They’re awkward, both for me personally and for the dissertation.’