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Call Me Milt
Ashton Hood is fed up with his humdrum life inside the D.C. Beltway when, by chance or design, he is drawn to Key West where he thought he would have a much needed vacation. Instead, he finds himself in the company of an enigmatic man named Milt and embarks on an unforgettable journey that will challenge himself and all that he knows of the world. In this tale of adventure, self-discovery, and redemption, Ashton soon finds himself on a beautiful Caribbean Island with an eclectic cast of characters, and unwittingly sets in motion events that would change his life, those around him, and history itself…forever.
This tale blends legend and history and weaves together action and drama to take the reader on a thrilling ride across the turquoise waters of the Caribbean. Replete with rum, romance, and pirates, this fast-paced adventure follows Ashton and Milt as they confront the shadows of their past, while new challenges aim to give rise to a new legend for the modern age.
This tale blends legend and history and weaves together action and drama to take the reader on a thrilling ride across the turquoise waters of the Caribbean. Replete with rum, romance, and pirates, this fast-paced adventure follows Ashton and Milt as they confront the shadows of their past, while new challenges aim to give rise to a new legend for the modern age.
332 pages, Kindle Edition
Published May 13, 2022
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February 26, 2026
I must confess that I didn't really know what to think about this book before I read it. Call Me Milt by Brandon Kelley is a wonderful story that combines two worlds in one adventure. Ashton Hood the main character is fed up with his life and work and in bad need of a holiday. Why not try Key West for a few days? What could possibly happen except sunburn and to much alcohol? Well, at this point the book takes a turn and soon Ashton finds himself on a small island in the Caribbean. I really got a big surprise here and it's not bad, it's good. Really good. Having had a soft spot for pirate tales since my pre teen years. I found this book just as well written as the authors other work but in my mind this one is best. I am so glad I was persuaded by people on social media and some nudging from the author himself. Which lead to me getting an ebook of Speak the Devil's Name and later a signed copy of Call Me Milt with some wonderful swag. I am now a proud supporter of this scribe and recommend that you try him out.
July 19, 2025
Call Me Milt by Brandon Kelley is an absolute banger! A fast paced modern day supernatural pirate adventure, with a great cast of characters that you will either love or love to hate. Call Me Milt is extremely well written and you will not want to put it down once you start reading. Intense action, humor, relatable dialogue and suspense keep the story moving at a hurricane force clip. Get this book and be prepared to set sail on a grand adventure!!! 🏴☠️
August 4, 2022
“Call Me Milt" by Brandon Kelley
AN UNEXPECTED AND DELIGHTFUL READ
I had no preconceived expectations when reading “Call Me Milt” by Brandon Kelley. The novel’s synopsis provided clues indicating this would be entertaining, different, historical (with a back to the future twist); mission accomplished!!
The prologue hooked you at the start and constantly questioning as the story progressed. The fast-paced plot, interesting characters, and descriptive settings accelerated the intrigue about how dots would finally connect.
Brandon required readers use their imagination about the main characters’ (Ashton and Milt) vulnerabilities, unexpected strengths, unique motivations, and dramatic actions. Sometimes minor characters appeared and their roles momentarily distracted one’s attention from the story’s arc. This kept the readers attention.
Brandon wove his story with subtle hints and twists but cleverly didn’t reveal the outcomes until absolutely necessary. At times, one must pause his/her realities to enjoy the experience that dreams, aspirations, and vivid imagery usually allow.
To paraphrase Shakespeare, “All’s well that ended well for Ashton.”
“Brandon has written an excellent novel and I look forward to reading his next one.
AN UNEXPECTED AND DELIGHTFUL READ
I had no preconceived expectations when reading “Call Me Milt” by Brandon Kelley. The novel’s synopsis provided clues indicating this would be entertaining, different, historical (with a back to the future twist); mission accomplished!!
The prologue hooked you at the start and constantly questioning as the story progressed. The fast-paced plot, interesting characters, and descriptive settings accelerated the intrigue about how dots would finally connect.
Brandon required readers use their imagination about the main characters’ (Ashton and Milt) vulnerabilities, unexpected strengths, unique motivations, and dramatic actions. Sometimes minor characters appeared and their roles momentarily distracted one’s attention from the story’s arc. This kept the readers attention.
Brandon wove his story with subtle hints and twists but cleverly didn’t reveal the outcomes until absolutely necessary. At times, one must pause his/her realities to enjoy the experience that dreams, aspirations, and vivid imagery usually allow.
To paraphrase Shakespeare, “All’s well that ended well for Ashton.”
“Brandon has written an excellent novel and I look forward to reading his next one.
June 30, 2022
I’ll start by saying this is not my favorite genre but found the writing interesting. The insight into the monotony of Ashton’s life and the hardships he has had really leads you to some self introspection.
I have read several books with this type of introspection and it always leaves me wanting more of my life.
Spoiler
I have a theory about what really happened.
Ashton tired of his boring life, working for a financial company, embezzles money from the company. He goes to the Caribbean to finalize his accounts and transfer/launder his money into treasure and comes up with a story to justify internally his new found fortune. Jiya is his way of building his confidence in romantic relationships. He plays this out in his mind to have experience and success so that when he comes back he has that confidence.
Nick from the office is his accomplices and brings him in after he gets settled.
The reason I believe this is my biggest question, why didn’t he go back to the island.
I have read several books with this type of introspection and it always leaves me wanting more of my life.
Spoiler
I have a theory about what really happened.
Ashton tired of his boring life, working for a financial company, embezzles money from the company. He goes to the Caribbean to finalize his accounts and transfer/launder his money into treasure and comes up with a story to justify internally his new found fortune. Jiya is his way of building his confidence in romantic relationships. He plays this out in his mind to have experience and success so that when he comes back he has that confidence.
Nick from the office is his accomplices and brings him in after he gets settled.
The reason I believe this is my biggest question, why didn’t he go back to the island.
This entire review has been hidden because of spoilers.
June 12, 2023
A superb summer read, I thoroughly enjoyed Call Me Milt. A modern pirate story that will keep you captivated from beginning to end (with a few life lessons intermingled in the store. Kelley’s writing is excellent and keeps you waiting for what’s coming next! I highly recommend! Five stars! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
June 16, 2025
Call Me Milt is fun, smart, and surprisingly heartfelt read. Brandon Kelly is witty, honest, and just the right amount of weird in the best way. The story pulls you in with its humor but sticks with you because it actually has something to say. It’s one of those books you didn’t know you needed until you’re a few chapters in. Definitely worth the read.
May 19, 2022
Great read!
Very well written with excellent character development. The book wasn't what I had expected but I really enjoyed it. I will look forward to his next book.
Very well written with excellent character development. The book wasn't what I had expected but I really enjoyed it. I will look forward to his next book.
October 11, 2022
What an intriguing read! So many new adventures in the life of Ashton! I loved the description of all the characters and I fell in love with Amber!
Great story! I’d love to read a part #2!
Great story! I’d love to read a part #2!
September 18, 2025
A fun adventure story, the perfect way to daydream about Pirates and swordplay. One part Secret Life of Walter Mitty, one part Pirates of the Caribbean, a dash of King Kong.
May 21, 2025
A fumbling mess and a good example of what one can expect to come out from a Vanity Press where no editor dare venture.
March 26, 2025
I really enjoyed reading this book! A fascinating and adventurous read!
I found the storytelling both engaging and playful, offering a unique perspective on perseverance, ambition, and the power of human connection. The writing is vivid and heartfelt, making it easy to get lost in their world. This book is definitely a fun, must read!
I found the storytelling both engaging and playful, offering a unique perspective on perseverance, ambition, and the power of human connection. The writing is vivid and heartfelt, making it easy to get lost in their world. This book is definitely a fun, must read!
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