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254 pages, Kindle Edition
First published May 15, 2022
"Is he in jail?"
"Worse: He moved to L.A."
"She didn't complain though. I think she was used to getting the leftovers."
"They press the balloons between them, sit on them, Dana even licks a few just to be silly and Bill laughs in his ecstasy."
"... You got that, you soft-dick software Nazi?"
"I'm actually an accountant."
"The middle-aged pimp who paid for my retainer to be removed and just wants to see me succeed"
"... But, well, if you can't confess things to the naked girl you're eating off, then who can you trust to be nonjudgemental?"
"In Bunny's mind it's an erotic-asphyxiation accident that takes him out - just the way god intended."
"Isn't that sad? A little baby who never met his mother and didn't like being touched."
"... that gloryhole encounter was like a slapstick episode from a sitcom we didn't know we were starring in."
"Soon, life will come find you and it will give you a job and a house and a wife who hates the way you taste."
"He felt as if he belonged here as much as all the machines... Outside, he felt foreign."
"His giggling fit returned; he wondered if a cock photo taken from below would be enough to identify him."
"The Physician cuts in, leaning against the doorframe, coke residue glittering under his nostrils."
"She's still got it, Rey!"
"Whatever 'it' is, it looks terminal, mate."
"He likes the new boys. The ones fresh off the bus from Nowheresville."
"An' we both know I'm telling lies an' that I did throw a slate -not a bottle - cos I couldn't stand watchin' her kiss that idiot."
"He paid extra just because he thought I watched her ******* him off, but I didn't"
"My legacy! Replaced with a glorified fucking cartoon!"
"And those guys spent most of the time trying to fuck me."
"Pollock was also a Communist sympathiser."
"Maybe I'll strum some Blur in a lace bikini while simps reimburse my vodka soda fund."