Μια φορά κι έναν καιρό ήταν ένας κομψός ιππότης που όλα του τα υπάρχοντα ήταν ένας υποδηματοσύρτης και μια χτένα, αλλά είχε το πιο όμορφο κολάρο του κόσμου και γι’ αυτό ακριβώς το κολάρο πρόκειται να ακούσουμε μια ιστορία. . . Ήταν αρκετά γέρικο για να σκέφτεται το γάμο και τώρα το έχουν βάλει για πλύσιμο μαζί με μια καλτσοδέτα. [...] «Έχω πολλά βάρη στη συνείδησή μου, μου χρειάζεται να μεταμορφωθώ σε λευκό χαρτί !» Κι αυτό ακριβώς συνέβη : Όλα τα κουρέλια έγιναν λευκό χαρτί, αλλά το κολάρο έγινε αυτό ακριβώς το φύλλο χαρτί που βλέπουμε εδώ, πάνω στο οποίο έχει τυπωθεί αυτή η ιστορία, και ο λόγος ήταν που καυχιόταν φριχτά, κατόπιν εορτής, για πράγματα που δεν συνέβησαν ποτέ. Και καλό είναι να το σκεφτούμε, να μη φερόμαστε με τέτοιο τρόπο, γιατί, μα την πίστη μου, ποτέ δεν μπορούμε να ξέρουμε αν κι εμείς θα βρεθούμε μια μέρα στο κιβώτιο με τα κουρέλια, για να μεταμορφωθούμε σε λευκό χαρτί και να έχουμε όλη την ιστορία μας τυπωμένη πάνω μας, μαζί με ό,τι πιο κρυφό περιέχει, και να πρέπει κατόπιν να τρέχουμε παντού για να τη διηγούμαστε, όπως το κολάρο. —
Η έκδοση του παρόντος διηγήματος ας θεωρηθεί ως μια ελεγειακή αναφορά στη μεγάλη τέχνη κατασκευής του χαρτιού, από την Ευρώπη έως την Ιαπωνία, όταν το χαρτί περιείχε στον πολτό του κομμάτια ύφασμα.
Hans Christian Andersen (often referred to in Scandinavia as H.C. Andersen) was a Danish author and poet. Although a prolific writer of plays, travelogues, novels, and poems, Andersen is best remembered for his fairy tales. Andersen's popularity is not limited to children; his stories — called eventyr, or "fairy-tales" — express themes that transcend age and nationality.
Andersen's fairy tales, which have been translated into more than 125 languages, have become culturally embedded in the West's collective consciousness, readily accessible to children, but presenting lessons of virtue and resilience in the face of adversity for mature readers as well. Some of his most famous fairy tales include "The Little Mermaid", "The Ugly Duckling", "The Nightingale", "The Emperor's New Clothes" and many more. His stories have inspired plays, ballets, and both live-action and animated films.
"There was once a man-about-town whose only belongings were a bootjack and a comb. But he had the smartest shirt collar you ever saw, and it is the collar that this is about."
The Shirt Collar or simply "The Collar" is a story by the Danish writer Hans Christian Andersen, and uses one of his favourite devices, the personification of household objects to show some moral truth. In this case it is a cautionary tale about the sin of pride.
A gentleman's collar is very boastful, and takes on the attributes of his owner. He is so sure that he is a wonderful catch, that he proposes to all the female objects he meets, in turn.
"You're the sweetest thing I've ever seen - so slim, so delicate, so pretty," he says to the garter.
"You're getting me all hot. You're making a new man of me. You're smoothing our all my kinks. I feel I'm on fire. Oh! Be my wife!" he says to the iron.
"You deserve to be a countess!" he says to the scissors,
"All that I possess consists of a genteel cavalier, a boot jack, and a comb. If I had only an estate!"
However, all the females turn him down scornfully, and the pair of scissors is so irked by his attentions that she gives him a nasty cut, and he has to be thrown away.
"'There's nothing for it, I shall have to propose to the comb,' thought the collar. 'It's extraordinary my dear,' he said, 'how you still have your own teeth. Have you ever thought of being married?'"
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"... And the shirt collar came to this at last. All the rags were made into white paper, and the shirt collar became the very identical piece of paper which we now see, and on which this story is printed. It happened as a punishment to him, for having boasted so shockingly of things which were not true. And this is a warning to us, to be careful how we act, for we may some day find ourselves in the rag-bag, to be turned into white paper, on which our whole history may be written, even its most secret actions. And it would not be pleasant to have to run about the world in the form of a piece of paper, telling everything we have done, like the boasting shirt collar.
A master of satire…he knew the human psyche well! This story had me laughing out loud, especially at the end. If you’re looking for a short humorous story, you found it.
"... This is a warning to us, to be careful how we act, for we may some day find ourselves in the ragbag, to be turned into white paper, on which our whole history may be written, even its most secret actions. And it would not be pleasant to have to run about the world in the form of a piece of paper, telling everything we have done, like the boasting shirt collar."