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103 pages, Kindle Edition
First published May 24, 2022
-🤩 wannabebullpriest turned casino manager 🤩
- 🐂 And a runaway farmhand(?) in hiding from her father 🐂
🧐 Thoughts I was left with after the book: 🧐
- Size in fact does matter
- Spanking = religious experience?
- hide your children at playgrounds
- You should truly pout your way through life
''There’s no time to gasp or struggle or be anything but stunned before his hand comes down hard and spanks me... All I hear is a choir singing in my head. It’s the one from church, back in our small Nebraska town. Voices lift and swell and harmonize and finally, finally, I get the religious experience I’ve been lacking all this time. This man’s hand is delivering righteousness to me in sharp slaps of my buttocks.
“Oh my goodness,” she gasps, dropping the sheet to the side. “Is that…the n-normal size?”
“It looks like it belongs to one of our farm animals.”
“Which one?”
“The bull”