Mildred the Crazy Cat Lady

Mildred the Crazy Cat Lady #1

by K.S. Horak, Kevin Horak

WELCOME TO THE INCREDIBLE WORLD OF MILDRED!

Mildred's life took a turn for the surreal when a stranger arrived unexpectedly at her home. The stranger presented her with a cat to keep; but there were conditions attached, including she joined the local cat club. But this was no ordinary club run by the strangest people. Unbeknown to Mildred, the club had met behind closed doors for hundreds of years and this league of extraordinary women had many secrets. Anyone brought into the Order had to live by a code of secrecy as fear and darkness was never far away. Mildred wanted no part of it, but she had no choice, her membership was predetermined a long time ago. As dark clouds loomed over Mildred's house unexplained events were becoming commonplace as the Order started to take over her life.

448 pages, Paperback

First published March 26, 2022

About the author

Note: also know as Kevin Horak

Reviews

[Suzie · Rating 5 out of 5]

This book takes the reader on an unexpected journey into an imaginative and intriguing secret world filled with dark secrets, an ancient order and of course, cats. The story is rich in descriptive detail, interesting characters and hidden meanings. It unfolds with many twists and turns and takes you racing to an exciting and dramatic conclusion. Suitable for all ages and splashed with amusing interludes you do not have to be a cat lover to enjoy the book. It will leave you eagerly awaiting the sequel.

[Stephanie Packman · Rating 5 out of 5]

I really liked this book the story line was great it got me thinking if maybe there is a real club everytime I saw a cat while I was out walking, it was really nice being local and knowing a lot of the places that were mentioned I can't wait to carry on with the story in the second book

[Darcy · Rating 1 out of 5]

I feel the need to say this was chosen for a book club and I did not voluntarily attempt to read this.

DNF'd at 4%. Not well written at all and friends who made it through the whole book assured me the story was bad and the main character uninteresting.

[Miss J · Rating 5 out of 5]

I must read. Especially if you like something a bit different! It's easy to read just a chapter, but you'll be intrigued to know what happens next! Ever if you're not normally a reader, you'll love this book!

[Janice Bridger · Rating 3 out of 5]

I think that I was sold a copy that needed further editing which detracted from my enjoyment of a gripping story. The writing style lacked punctuation, emphasis and jumped about but I kept reading as I did want to know what happened!! The cats do not feature as much as I expected but despite this you do get drawn in. Mildred isn’t a very likeable main character but I get the feeling that she will improve in the sequel if I ever read it! Do not eat her fish paste sandwiches!

[Amy · Rating 2 out of 5]

I’ve literally just put this book down after reading it over a couple of days, and despite it being quite a chunky book (in part due to the excessive and distracting paragraph spacing), I don’t feel like much happened in the book.
The book is divided into sub plots - life in and around Rocke Road for Mildred’s cat, life for Mildred and the goings on at a Manor; I won’t go into details to avoid spoilers.
I’m left feeling that this was very much a “set up” book, and would have liked much more narrative around Mildred or at least more questions answered or explanations given.
The other issue was just the writing style which I found quite difficult to get into. Once I did, I found myself skimming paragraphs at a time, as it simultaneously failed to follow the rule of “show don’t tell” whilst including excessive and pointless descriptions/filler that should have been omitted.
All in all, a strange one. Plot and characters had potential but strange execution.

[Heather Correia · Rating 5 out of 5]

I just finished the book and was surprised at how quickly I had read it and then realised it was because I really wanted to know what happened and was reading when I should have been doing other things. That sums it up for me, engaging and intriguing. I loved the character of Mildred but she is only a small cog in this machine of characters. I know a few YA readers who I am going to recommend it to as it has a great mixture of intrigue, mystery and good characters. Of course it is not only for YA readers but for anyone who wants to disappear into a slightly different version of reality where things may not be what you think they are. I was definitely left wanting to know how the story is going to continue and look forward to the next book.

[andrea Attwood · Rating 5 out of 5]

Recommended by a friend. I wasn't sure at first as I'm not a 'catty', however, the book is far more than that. If you have an interest in ancient Egypt, it's a must read. Can't wait for the next, highly recommended!

[katie wachowski · Rating 4 out of 5]

once you get past all of the grammar mistakes, it’s actually pretty fire!

please write the sequel, this is becoming my game of thrones <3

[Kate · Rating 3 out of 5]

Unfortunately although there was some good ideas in the story, this one fell flat for me 😖. This wasn't helped by the writing style not being to my taste, a little too much time spent describing details etc and reiterating things that could have gone without. For the first 3/4 of the book, not a great deal really happens- it's clearly building to something, it just takes a bit too long to get there.

The majority of the characters are sadly unlikeable and just lacked....something. Everyone seems very full of their own importance.

A lot of imagination went into this and the author has done well to create something a bit different. I just think it could have done with a bit more development in places and maybe not trying to cram in so much fantasy elements.

Anyway if you like cats, fantasy, mythology, secret societies this could be for you...?

[Harrie Williams · Rating 4 out of 5]

Mildred the Crazy Cat Lady was a very odd but good read! It follows Mildred as she tries to navigate the mysterious world of the United Kingdom Cat Chamber.

If I'm being honest, I felt it was quite a slow paced book, but it was very intriguing and I couldn't wait to get to the end to find out what was going to happen. It wasn't just following Mildred, this book also followed the events of the Watcher uprising (which were very cool, unique monsters!) and how the order dealt with them. Horak has created a detailed and original story, with fantastic world building.

I absolutely could have done with more cat action tho 🐱😂

Overall an enjoyable read that I think you should check out!

[Leah Hatherall · Rating 5 out of 5]

Mildred the Crazy Cat Lady is a funny, heartwarming story about Mildred, a quirky woman with a deep love for cats, she brings humour and a feeling of warmth into the story! Mildred’s unique personality adds a perfect heartfelt aspect to the story.

The book is written with a lot of humor, and it’s perfect for anyone who loves animals—especially if you’ve ever lived with a cat and know how unpredictable (and lovable) they can be. Mildred’s adventures are both funny and touching, showing how much joy animals can bring into our lives. Overall, it’s a light, feel-good read that celebrates the special connection between people and their pets.

[John Docherty · Rating 5 out of 5]

An immersive read, that takes you on a fascinating journey. I had no idea what to expect, as in all honesty, I associated the author with 'The New Bodyguard' - an excellent book about the world of close protection.

Mildred The Crazy Cat Lady did not disappoint. It provided more than enough of the absolute escapism, that I look for in this genre.

I grew up in a house full of cats, so could fully relate to that very special relationship, and the sense that there is more to them, than meets the eye.

I loved how layered this book is, and having an interest in secret societies, made it right up my street!

[Suzie · Rating 5 out of 5]

This book takes the reader on an unexpected journey into an imaginative and intriguing secret world filled with dark secrets, an ancient order and of course, cats. The story is rich in descriptive detail, interesting characters and hidden meanings. It unfolds with many twists and turns and takes you racing to an exciting and dramatic conclusion. Suitable for all ages and splashed with amusing interludes you do not have to be a cat lover to enjoy the book. It will leave you eagerly awaiting the sequel.

[Julie-anne · Rating 2 out of 5]

Despite this book only being just over 400 pages long, it took me days to read it. Purely because when I put it down, I didn't want to pick it back up again! There was nothing in this book that made me want to read more than 2 or three chapters at a time.
The premise of a cat loving secret society is the reason I got this book but the pacing is extremely slow and not a lot happens until about the last quarter of the book. I only stuck it out because I didn't want another DNF on my list!

[Emilie Åsgård · Rating 5 out of 5]

Such an amazing book! It was so well written and exciting to read that I could not put it down. I just wanted to keep on reading to see what would happend next and where this journey was going to end. Such a fun and exciting story with unexpected turns. I was totally hooked till the very end and I can't wait to read the sequel. Would 100% recommend this book! If you like cats, homour, fiction, harry potter and an exciting story, then this will be perfect for you.

[Jolene Roberts · Rating 5 out of 5]

I came across this book quite by accident and the cover caught my eye, it was signed personally by the author who was it was lovely to meet.
The book I couldn't put down, the story was really well written with characters you instantly have an affinity for, and leaving lots of intrigue for a sequel. I love that it was so refreshingly different to anything else I've picked up in a long time. I'm looking forward to the next one.

[Miss Zoe · Rating 5 out of 5]

What an absolutely cracking book this is, I couldn’t put it down once I started it. It’s been an awful long time since a book has captured my attention like this has, from the fantastic characters to the world created and beyond. I’m very intrigued to find out what happens in the next book. Please make sure you put this on your to read list, you won’t be disappointed!!! Definitely a 5 star rating.

[Sophie Rickman · Rating 5 out of 5]

I really enjoyed reading this book, it wasn’t what I was expecting at all! The storyline was filled with lots of little details and I can’t wait for the second book! I had a look at the reviews on here and they seem to be for the first edition of the book, which has been rewritten since. I’d highly recommend giving this book a chance!

[Suzanne · Rating 5 out of 5]

This book is great, I was hooked by the title to begin with and then the story is so not what I was expecting! It was great and couldn't put it down. I'm totally invested in Mildred and can't wait to see what happens next! I also love the fact that cats have their 'real' name, makes me wonder what my cats are really called!!

[Elizabeth Foster · Rating 5 out of 5]

Fantastic book - I can't wait for the sequel.

I recently bought the book from a local cat show. The author was really friendly and said that there would be a sequel coming out soon. Not what you initially expect from the title but a great story - I couldn't but it down. I can't wait to find out what happens next to Mildred and her strange associates.

I definitely recommend this book.

[Daniel Bell · Rating 5 out of 5]

A brilliant book with twists and turns from the get go. You'll read the cover and think you know what it's about, but you don't! A genuinly good book with some good laughs and tense moments interspersed with quintessential British-ness and charm. It a page turner and it will keep you from pther things just to keep reading.

[andrea Attwood · Rating 5 out of 5]

Recommended by a friend. I wasn't sure at first as I'm not a 'catty', however, the book is far more than that. If you have an interest in ancient Egypt, it's a must read. Can't wait for the next, highly recommended!

[Rosemaria Bell · Rating 5 out of 5]

I recently bought this book by the author Kevin Horak his customer service was excellent i.recommend his customer service to everyone I even sent this by email I've started reading the book and I'm enjoying it already it is a good book worth reading ivrecommend to everyone

[DocNora · Rating 3 out of 5]

I finished it and found parts somewhat interesting. The writing is not bad and pretty standard for contemporary 'literature' or what passes for it. I would read a sequel but hope the plot includes more 'Mildred time.'

[Ash · Rating 3 out of 5]

3.5 stars.

[Alyssa Holden · Rating 5 out of 5]

Amazing! I love this book, the plot is so captivating and exciting :)

[Dawn Ankcorn · Rating 5 out of 5]

A book that once started could not put down. Good versus bad magic a must for cat lovers. Can't wait for the next book .

[Jennie Crompton · Rating 5 out of 5]

I bought this at Comic-con from the author and it's not usually my style of book, however I loved it, couldn't put it down. Can't wait for the sequel!

[Laura Owen · Rating 5 out of 5]

Fantastic book, full of twists and turns that mean you don't want to put it down. I can't wait to see what's in store in the sequel!