3.5 stars. So I’m not sure how filthy and vulgar this is going to get, so reader beware. I’m feeling a bit frisky today. Now Peter Topside is a plain Jane in the bedroom, but much like Zatruk here, do enjoy the occasional tusk play. Good to spice things up, especially when you have interspecies breeding goin’ on. This is the fifth entry into this science fiction sexfest series, and the writing is continually on point, clear, concise, and crisp as can be. So why the lower rating? Let’s get real…why is anyone reading these books? If they wanted pure science fiction, they’d be reading Michael Crichton. These books are read because of the crazy, strange sex happening between different creatures and their ‘mates.’ The formula is exactly the same…a beautiful woman is mandated to be sent to a mate on a different planet (Like a sci-fi ChristianMingle.com), who is always of an extremely different and exotic species. They feel each other out, make some wierd jokes, always find out how ‘density has popped them’ (Who knows what movie that’s from?) to each other, and they just get sloppy in the bedroom. Horns, tusks, snake-like tongues, wings, and God knows what else I’m forgetting. The girl is always questioning if she can handle the giant, girthy alien johnson, but somehow does, amazingly without being spilt into two perfectly symmetrical pieces. And the penis is always like built with ridges and protuberances that get the lady wetter than The Little Mermaid’s tail. Also, much like a Lifetime film, there may be some additional bumps in the relationship, which are quickly extinguished. More sex is had. All is well. The end. This had two sex scenes which were fairly brief and not all that unique. That took away a lot of points. Just once, I’d like to see one of these monsters drop trou, and their little friend looks like one of the worms from Tremors. And the woman flees in fear and is tried, hung publicly, and an all out war goes down against the failed Primal Mating Agency. Pretty awesome, right? But when you have a series like this, it gets stale when it’s almost verbatim the same story and characters time and time again. Regine Abel is an awesome writer, but there needs to be some really interesting changes made to make anyone want to read the next few books in this series.