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满级绿茶穿成小可怜
林非鹿外号绿茶公主
心机茶中的战斗茶，民间奥斯卡影后
卖得了萌，掐得了架，装得了无辜，演得了白莲
反正不是个好人
后来她为自己的行为付出了代价——死在二十七岁生日那天
死的时候，林非鹿反思自己这二十多年的绿茶生涯，深深感到自责和后悔
她发誓，如果有来世，她一定当个好人
结果穿成了大林朝的五岁小公主
母妃不受宠病恹恹，哥哥是个痴傻智障
吃不饱穿不暖，还随时有生命危险
生存环境非常恶劣
想要当一个好人的林非鹿：……是你们逼我的
对不起，只能开大了
宫斗？争宠？上位？
不好意思，让你们见识一下什么叫满级玩家屠新手村
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孱弱的宋国送了一个小皇子来大林朝当质子
小皇子生得漂亮俊俏，人畜无害，在大林朝过得水深火热
重度颜控林非鹿常常施以援手帮助这个小可怜
后来小可怜长成了大魔王
回国弑父夺位，率十万铁骑陈兵淮河岸
他穿一身玄甲，猩红披风猎猎作响，笑着说：回去告诉你们陛下，孤只要永安公主
永安公主林非鹿：？？？
想我堂堂一世绿茶，最后竟然折在了白切黑手上
林非鹿：你演我
宋惊澜：承让，孤与皇后互演罢了
【前期主女主事业，感情戏靠后，不喜勿入】
【背景架空，私设杜撰，爽文，非正经宫斗】
【男女主都非善茬，文中人物三观不代表作者】
Lâm Phi Lộc ngoại hiệu trà xanh công chúa
Tâm cơ kỹ nữ trung chiến đấu kỹ nữ, dân gian Oscar ảnh hậu
Bán được manh, véo được giá, trang được vô tội, diễn được bạch liên
Dù sao không phải người tốt
Sau lại nàng vì chính mình hành vi trả giá đại giới —— chết ở 27 tuổi sinh nhật ngày đó
Chết thời điểm, Lâm Phi Lộc nghĩ lại chính mình này hơn hai mươi năm trà xanh kiếp sống, thật sâu cảm thấy tự trách cùng hối hận
Nàng thề, nếu có kiếp sau, nàng nhất định đương người tốt
Kết quả xuyên thành Đại Lâm Triều năm tuổi tiểu công chúa
Mẫu phi không được sủng ái ốm yếu, ca ca là cái ngu dại thiểu năng trí tuệ
Ăn không đủ no mặc không đủ ấm, còn tùy thời có sinh mệnh nguy hiểm
Sinh tồn hoàn cảnh phi thường ác liệt
Muốn đương một cái người tốt Lâm Phi Lộc: . . . Là các ngươi bức ta
Thực xin lỗi, chỉ có thể khai lớn
Cung đấu? Tranh sủng? Thượng vị?
Ngượng ngùng, cho các ngươi kiến thức một chút cái gì kêu mãn cấp người chơi đồ Tân Thủ Thôn
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Gầy yếu Tống Quốc tặng một cái tiểu hoàng tử tới Đại Lâm Triều đương hạt nhân
Tiểu hoàng tử sinh đến xinh đẹp tuấn tiếu, phúc hậu và vô hại, ở Đại Lâm Triều quá đến nước sôi lửa bỏng
Trọng độ nhan khống Lâm Phi Lộc thường thường thi lấy viện thủ trợ giúp cái này tiểu đáng thương
Sau lại tiểu đáng thương trưởng thành đại ma vương
Về nước giết cha đoạt vị, suất mười vạn thiết kỵ hoả lực tập trung sông Hoài ngạn
Hắn xuyên một thân huyền giáp, màu đỏ tươi áo choàng bay phất phới, cười nói: Trở về nói cho các ngươi bệ hạ, cô chỉ cần Vĩnh An công chúa
Vĩnh An công chúa Lâm Phi Lộc: ? ? ?
Tưởng ta đường đường một đời trà xanh, cuối cùng thế nhưng chiết ở bạch thiết độc thủ thượng
Lâm Phi Lộc: Ngươi diễn ta
Tống Kinh Lan: Đa tạ, cô cùng Hoàng Hậu lẫn nhau diễn thôi
【 Giai đoạn trước chủ nữ chủ sự nghiệp, cảm tình diễn dựa sau, không mừng chớ nhập 】
【 Bối cảnh giả tưởng, tư thiết bịa đặt, vô logic sảng văn, phi đứng đắn cung đấu 】
【 Nam nữ chủ đều phi thiện tra, văn trung nhân vật tam quan không đại biểu tác giả 】
Một câu tóm tắt: Mãn cấp người chơi đồ Tân Thủ Thôn.
心机茶中的战斗茶，民间奥斯卡影后
卖得了萌，掐得了架，装得了无辜，演得了白莲
反正不是个好人
后来她为自己的行为付出了代价——死在二十七岁生日那天
死的时候，林非鹿反思自己这二十多年的绿茶生涯，深深感到自责和后悔
她发誓，如果有来世，她一定当个好人
结果穿成了大林朝的五岁小公主
母妃不受宠病恹恹，哥哥是个痴傻智障
吃不饱穿不暖，还随时有生命危险
生存环境非常恶劣
想要当一个好人的林非鹿：……是你们逼我的
对不起，只能开大了
宫斗？争宠？上位？
不好意思，让你们见识一下什么叫满级玩家屠新手村
-----------------------
孱弱的宋国送了一个小皇子来大林朝当质子
小皇子生得漂亮俊俏，人畜无害，在大林朝过得水深火热
重度颜控林非鹿常常施以援手帮助这个小可怜
后来小可怜长成了大魔王
回国弑父夺位，率十万铁骑陈兵淮河岸
他穿一身玄甲，猩红披风猎猎作响，笑着说：回去告诉你们陛下，孤只要永安公主
永安公主林非鹿：？？？
想我堂堂一世绿茶，最后竟然折在了白切黑手上
林非鹿：你演我
宋惊澜：承让，孤与皇后互演罢了
【前期主女主事业，感情戏靠后，不喜勿入】
【背景架空，私设杜撰，爽文，非正经宫斗】
【男女主都非善茬，文中人物三观不代表作者】
Lâm Phi Lộc ngoại hiệu trà xanh công chúa
Tâm cơ kỹ nữ trung chiến đấu kỹ nữ, dân gian Oscar ảnh hậu
Bán được manh, véo được giá, trang được vô tội, diễn được bạch liên
Dù sao không phải người tốt
Sau lại nàng vì chính mình hành vi trả giá đại giới —— chết ở 27 tuổi sinh nhật ngày đó
Chết thời điểm, Lâm Phi Lộc nghĩ lại chính mình này hơn hai mươi năm trà xanh kiếp sống, thật sâu cảm thấy tự trách cùng hối hận
Nàng thề, nếu có kiếp sau, nàng nhất định đương người tốt
Kết quả xuyên thành Đại Lâm Triều năm tuổi tiểu công chúa
Mẫu phi không được sủng ái ốm yếu, ca ca là cái ngu dại thiểu năng trí tuệ
Ăn không đủ no mặc không đủ ấm, còn tùy thời có sinh mệnh nguy hiểm
Sinh tồn hoàn cảnh phi thường ác liệt
Muốn đương một cái người tốt Lâm Phi Lộc: . . . Là các ngươi bức ta
Thực xin lỗi, chỉ có thể khai lớn
Cung đấu? Tranh sủng? Thượng vị?
Ngượng ngùng, cho các ngươi kiến thức một chút cái gì kêu mãn cấp người chơi đồ Tân Thủ Thôn
-----------------------
Gầy yếu Tống Quốc tặng một cái tiểu hoàng tử tới Đại Lâm Triều đương hạt nhân
Tiểu hoàng tử sinh đến xinh đẹp tuấn tiếu, phúc hậu và vô hại, ở Đại Lâm Triều quá đến nước sôi lửa bỏng
Trọng độ nhan khống Lâm Phi Lộc thường thường thi lấy viện thủ trợ giúp cái này tiểu đáng thương
Sau lại tiểu đáng thương trưởng thành đại ma vương
Về nước giết cha đoạt vị, suất mười vạn thiết kỵ hoả lực tập trung sông Hoài ngạn
Hắn xuyên một thân huyền giáp, màu đỏ tươi áo choàng bay phất phới, cười nói: Trở về nói cho các ngươi bệ hạ, cô chỉ cần Vĩnh An công chúa
Vĩnh An công chúa Lâm Phi Lộc: ? ? ?
Tưởng ta đường đường một đời trà xanh, cuối cùng thế nhưng chiết ở bạch thiết độc thủ thượng
Lâm Phi Lộc: Ngươi diễn ta
Tống Kinh Lan: Đa tạ, cô cùng Hoàng Hậu lẫn nhau diễn thôi
【 Giai đoạn trước chủ nữ chủ sự nghiệp, cảm tình diễn dựa sau, không mừng chớ nhập 】
【 Bối cảnh giả tưởng, tư thiết bịa đặt, vô logic sảng văn, phi đứng đắn cung đấu 】
【 Nam nữ chủ đều phi thiện tra, văn trung nhân vật tam quan không đại biểu tác giả 】
Một câu tóm tắt: Mãn cấp người chơi đồ Tân Thủ Thôn.
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October 31, 2024
10/30/24 [ran out of characters so oop] 🤷🏻♀️ It ... like she ... I dunno wasn't a "green tea bitch" imo? It was just she lucked out by transmigrating into a super pretty adorable little five year old body - and of course people would only treat her as a five year old but surprise she was like some genius 20-something [which also? Makes the romance SUPER CREEPY since her mental state was like in her late 40s to her ... what, 21? 24? year old husband?] Well, her mental state was mid 20s when he was 11, which is what makes it super/the most creepy.
Anyway.
I did like how things weren't all perfect.
A good amount of "turn off your brain" (that whole "why can't everyone/all of my imperial brothers just get along." Bitch - duh. Also, P1 DOES want to, but ... look at what happened. Sad. It all ... kinda worked out but damn.)
Also that ML is O_O is pretty glossed over - in fact a lot is glossed over.
C-? ish
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Villainess Wants To Turn Over A New Leaf
(All these chapters are wrong cuz they’re super split up…)
C1 FL is Lin FeiLu
lol c9 - that “fuck it no more being a good person” went fast. But, necessary in this terrible harem
C10 😹😅 “ If everyone in this world behaved like Lin Feilu, then this world probably would have been reduced to ashes by now.”
C24 Aha Song JingLan is a hostage prince from Song
43 lol the carousel of doctors going to see FL (and her so easily “taking down” that big sister)
70 🙄😒 FL is supposedly all so smart - how can she read & write traditional characters?
77 yay Song JingLan has a secret protector Ji Liang!
90 lol safely avoiding the scheme (thanks SJL!) … SJL thinking it was FL, his silly servant thinking it was her mom. But actually the guard played a big role too on his own…
91 … why is FL so bitchy to Xi XingJiang? It seems she truly dislikes him?
93 oop and now she’s met the crown prince, P3
😒😡 105 honestly the emperor is a shithead for just assuming FL is a fool. Also did NOBODY investigate her poor older brother’s health? And :/ really there’s no fix?
C110 SJL knows to stay lowkey. Stupid emperor. Also JFC poor Lin Ting his batshit mom is going to make him murder the puppy isn’t she.
111 JFC LT’s bitch ass psychotic mom is going to get him murdered - his purity is the only thing saving him from the crown prince (CP) right now
🙄😒 122 if FL’s brother has the mentality of a 3-4 yo he should still be able to say sentences.
Good on her for scheming to & successfully meeting the emperor though
😒 123 ok but when she says she needs a kiss from SJL to get up after taking a spill sledding, that’s sexual harassment. And creepy since he’s like 12. AND she’s in a 5 yo’s body!
… also how was she a sugar momma if she died at like 23. Ew.
126 Omg I snort laughed “Lin Qing exited Yangxin Palace, looked up at the bright sun in the chilly weather, and could not help but start to doubt life.” 😹☠️ poor kiddo had his favorite sachet snatched by his father - the emperor!
135 😱 who wants to murder FL?!
154 lol yay the formidable consort Xi is now teaching FL martial arts!
157 wheeze laughing at Mei’s stank feet cuz FL used those leaves in her shoes ahaha
182 poor FL’s mom and that cunt Mei needs to be destroyed
186 yay SJL told FL exactly which maid to watch! 💪❤️💯
191 lol TIL about giant hogweed 😱 (and that poison hemlock looks a bit like Queen Anne’s lace!) and lololol to bitch ass evil Mei applying tons of hogweed paste to her face
😒 197 hopefully Hui turns against Mei. Let these shitheads take down each other
198 😿 poor Lin NianZhi having such an awful mom
208 😡 Xiao LAN’s shit parents hopefully FL cuts off those shit ass maternal grandparents
And damn the emperor even asking the empress dowager to come back for FL’s 6th birthday! Which will be like a state banquet!
228 it seems… not smart to let everyone know on the part of the emperor he’s investigating the birth of P6 but 🤷🏻♀️
No surprise it was Hui who gave Mei the medicine to harm Xiao Lan
232 😹☠️ FL’s thoughts re: Hui & Mei “a dog biting a dog how fun” when Mei runs to them for safety/protection bring Hui’s assassin
🫥 238 Mei in the cold palace, Hui only demoted one rank - but had to move to a maybe haunted formerly abandoned palace… Xiao Lan promoted &/but doesn’t want to move
lol the end of 243 when she notes she can’t bring herself to commit murder “Sigh, blame the school’s ideological and moral education for being so successful. I have become a model citizen who abides by the law.”
249 lol yay popsicles. And extra lol to FL telling P4 about SJL needing ink sticks
😬😬😬 256 hopefully Su won’t tattle on P1 quietly saving his pets. (Also though why/how would she have seen her nephew’s pet bunny? His mom does NOT seem the type to just let it run around her palace…)
258 lol I’m glad the empress dowager has another grandchild to play with but hopefully Su is not evil nor WeiWei cuz I don’t want all this to bite FL in the ass - esp with their connection to 😒 Ruan that crazy bitch P1’s mom
259 Awww yay Lin ZhanYuan gets to travel to the summer palace with grandma!
(267?)😒😒😒 JFC author she’s SIX “ As the 6-year-old girl put on a blue and white riding suit, she lost her usual childish and cute appearance and there were traces of an elegant beauty emanating from her form.” Also ten thousand 🙄🙄🙄😒
Def 267 holy shit Xi basically killed the tiger bare handed ❤️❤️❤️💯💯💯💪💪💪😻😻😻
🙄 272 to the Ruan family training a tiger to assassinate the CP yet … it’s kinda believable. This family has gotta go though. Save only P1
276 Xiao Lan officially becomes a Fei thanks to her daughter & the empress! 💪💯
But did author forget she’s still just living in a side palace/yard? 😒🙄😒
(280?) I snorted at the shade “Song Jinglan looked at her and said, “Make a wish— it will definitely come true.”
Even though she knew that it was just a plot to deceive the naive girls in Korean dramas, Lin Feilu still closed her palms and eyes as she made her wish reverently.”
283 hopefully this allows Xiao Lan & LZY + FL to break ties with the awful Xiao family forever.
290 hm I wonder what SJL’s plans are…
293 O.o six year time jump. (What happened to that shithead Ruan guy the son of consort Ruan’s aunt?) … & poor P1 (Lin Ting)
Oof and poor Lin JingYuan (P4) trying to act as a peace maker… [so now FL is 13…]
… 🙄😒 honestly I think it’s not smart on the part of author or FL to think Lin Ting can just have animals now he has his own place. If nothing else his mom would just have someone burn it to the ground. Duh.
297 Lololol talk about a rainbow fart “Lin Nianzhi, “…Huh, that’s right. Forget it then; he’s not worthy of our Little Fifth Princess whose beauty is capable of sinking fish, making geese drown, closing off the moon’s luminance and embarrassing the flowers.””
Ah p1 Lin Ting has been titled Prince Qi
(And her temperamental sister - why don’t they just live in the princess residence duh)
Awwww 298 gold stars to Du Jingruo
Eek 300 hopefully she can long push back her marriage! (Seriously is SJL ML?)
303 the return of Xi Xingjiang. Does he actually LIKE like FL? (Cuz imo she def likes SJL. Likes likes, not just his looks)
304 😹😹😹☠️☠️☠️ “Lin Feilu quickly avoided him, “You’re aware that you just came back as well? After being away for so long, the first thing you do upon coming back is to beat someone up.”
Xi Xingjiang laid back again, “I didn’t ask him to be born with such a punch-tempting face; the next time I see him, I will do the same as well.””
🙊 re: The jade pendant he gave her before he left “Xi Xingjiang was so angry, “How can it be the same? My mother gave it to me! It’s for my future wife!””
307 <.< Hopefully I’m just too suspicious and SJL treats her sincerely, not as a potential chess piece
310 consistency isn’t the author’s strong suit nor attention to details. This isn’t the first time FL has been heights averse - back when she climbed the tree. Also 🙄😒 this QiQiao she stuffed in basically every bad cliche. Ugh.
312 lol “However, Xi Xingjiang was also a problem. Whenever she thought about it, she had a headache, so she went toward Lin Qing and used her coquettish technique, “Brother Crown Prince, if Xi Xingjiang comes to ask Father Emperor for permission to marry me, you guys must do everything you can in your power to reject it.”
Lin Qing looked at her amusingly, “You don’t like Xingjiang? He is now a young and promising Great General. Admired by countless women in the empire, whoever marries him would receive great treatment once they step into the threshold of his residence.”
At times like this, the Little Fifth Princess could always make good remarks, so she retorted, “Since so many women adore him, why should I be the bad guy? Please give the majority of girls in our capital a chance to fight for their loved ones; We can’t always limit the good things to the royal family members after all, as we must be kind towards our people.””
315 Hopefully XXJ is over FL, IMO she’s always been excessively mean to him anyway
317 ok phew I thought FL’s lie that CP sent her to SIL with snacks might backfire but it seems okay. Bold move though and I don’t like it - way too presumptuous
318 she finally admits she likes SJL once she thinks he’s gone
319… why did he go to the cold palace?! And tell her “this is the last thing I’ll do for you”?!?
Also eeee “He bent down and leaned towards her ear. Then, he said with a chuckle, “Princess, we will meet again.””
322 why did SJL kill Mei for her? Could she really have made a comeback? Feel like taking down Hui somehow would’ve been more useful or at least damaging her
Ah “But before Song Jinglan left, he made a special trip to kill Imperial Concubine Mei.
This could only mean that Imperial Concubine Mei was secretly still planning to do something. However, it was a pity that before she could initiate her plan, it had become known to Song Jinglan, who had eyes and ears all around the palace back then.”
And no Hui cuz apparently Lin NianZhi ~talked her mom down
323 SJL finally discovered to be gone 2 wks later
324 🙄😒 rumors over the CP/his wedding. Obviously this is done by the Ruan family
😿😿😿😿😿 330 poor Lin Ting was driven to suicide
🫤 334 so the emperor knew the Ruan family was doing shit but used the CP to fight them… poor P1 discarded by his dad. The emperor KNEW he was suffering. His mom and the Ruans are worse
337 yay LT woke up! I cried - he’s so sad & burdened.
Why… can’t they just go to the CP and tell him “seriously look I don’t want to fight & finally maybe my family will stop too/you… can take the bad ones down.”
343 I really hope CP leaves LT alone. He should know it was never him & never will be him
344 glad FL told CP that LT almost died but suicide. Heh and she got his pendant too as protection
347 this beggar gang shit is just so stupid & FL ~thinking whatever she read in novels is real. So much for her being supposedly smart. 🙄 “oh a beggar is in a chivalrous sect” bitch is going to get them killed. Idiot.
348 🙄😒 finally a reality check
355 this whole flirting thing is super creepy considering FL is only 13 and it doesn’t matter she’s just doing it to piss that bitch off
357 lol how will FL deal with this Ping Yu Wang, her ninth imperial uncle
358 🫥 shit translations FL definitely isn’t with the crown prince
360 hm so FL didn’t do anything to uncle 9 but did save a brat & the 17 girl in red 😹😅 trying to assassinate uncle (who is ranked 10th on a martial arts list!) - the direct disciple of the master of the thousand blades sect! 💪💯
356 🙄🙄🙄 as someone supposed to travel in secret FL super sucks at it (also I noted from go when they left the palace - does she even know how to dress herself or do her hair?!)
369 Ji Liang is back & now has that sword manual!
374 oh I forgot to note which c “uncle Ji” gave FL the manual but yay + them now at the thousand blade sect vacationing & P1 recovering 💯❤️
375 lol Yan Xin captured “two rabbits, a squirrel, a little fox, and a pheasant” for LT. (I’m actually not on board for them as a couple cuz their identities are way too different - but then again if it works… 🤷🏻♀️ - but like wouldn’t CP think P1 is trying to gain martial strength? 🤷🏻♀️ whatever author.) but YAY HE HAS PETS AGAIN
Glad they stayed there a few months & LT is kinda himself again
377 no surprise SJL is the new emperor of Song - but did he truly kill his father & older brother & all opposing court ministers? 🙄😒 just feel like FL & LT are too stupid to believe this random gossip even if it is true.
And that FL is pretty stupid for being so shocked like … 🙄 author you said she was smart 🙄🙄🙄😒😒😒
380 omfg worker just told her that clothing chain has shops around the world & she can use them to communicate with SJL & then is like “we’re a legitimate business” so FL is all “ok I believe you definitely not spies” omfg am I having a
<.< tbh it more seems she’s just mad he’ll have a harem as the emperor
384 no surprise to me Lin ventured a battle but to a “no man’s land” in between. Kinda rooting for Song 🤷🏻♀️ or them being allied with better terms but … kinda see Song winning in the future
388 called it Emperor Lin has started taking Taoist elixirs 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️ this better not be a Song scheme though
392 wow Yan Xin came to find LT first!
😒 394 why is FL taking the animals - what about her brother
395 ah! Good brother is moving in with her! ❤️
396 … wait I thought Xi XingJiang likes FL? So is he just derpy & clueless when the emperor says “good” when he says he doesn’t like anyone?!
397 😱😱😱🙊🙊🙊 whaaaat the fuck the emperor promised to let FL wait to get married then a few days later paired her with XXJ?!?
… oh thank god it seems to be a rumor & he didn’t issue a decree at her birthday banquet
Also glad FL told YX about LT’s past - hopefully it means more tenderness & care
398 😱 who went to kill XXJ? Uncle Ji? 😱
399! It was SJL!
… “She held the little jade figure in her hand and looked at it for a long time. Finally, she raised her eyes to look at him and asked belatedly, “Did Your Highness risk your life and travel all the way here just to give me a birthday present?”
Song Jinglan nodded.
She pursed her lips, her voice muffle,: “Then why did you want to kill Xi Xingjiang?”
His tone was light and casual as if he just did something unimportant, “He wants to marry you, so of course, I was going to kill him.”
Lin Feilu looked at him in disbelief, rendered speechless for a long time.” 🫠☠️
400 🙊 ok so SJL did do all the murders
😅🙃 I guess… respect for so readily admitting it?
Awww 403 P4 successfully married & it seems it’ll be okay. Love him mom only ever wanted the best for him
405 … “To hear seven tolls would mean that the Emperor had passed, whereas nine tolls signaled the passing of the Empress Dowager.” This seems off/is the only novel I’ve seen where the dowager is more cuz yes in age/generation she’s senior but… not in importance so… (but anyway sad she died)
406 O.o and TWO YEARS filial piety *for the imperial grandchildren*?!?! huh
… wait have … whatever timeline anyway now it’s been 2 yrs since the free city battle 🤷🏻♀️ huh and Song attacked a little country of Wei. Is SJL collecting countries?
411 uh oh Yong wants to ally with Song to attack Lin. 🫠 The last time Yong sent such a letter a decade ago Song sent SJL as a hostage to Lin so ☠️☠️☠️
412 (Sigh I REALLY need this translator to learn what a moat actually is/what that word means…)
[also kinda think FL should go as an emissary to Song but wonder if that would be good or bad… 🤷🏻♀️ like will he listen to her or just capture/keep her?]
413 ohhh shit Yong is trying to tempt SJL with a marriage alliance with their princess a “pearl of the prairie”?!? 🙊
414 😹☠️😅🤷🏻♀️ “Song Jinglan raised his eyebrows before he threw the letter on the desk and leaned back, “It’s a pity.”
The Prince of the Yong Kingdom was a little nervous, “What is so pitiful about this?”
Song Jinglan said, “It’s a pity that I’m not that interested in women, and I don’t have the blessings to enjoy the beauty of pearls.””
Ah. The Taoist priest works under Yong. Glad it wasn’t Song.
417 omg SJL brought 100,000 troops to uh… 😱😅 propose? And XXJ don’t mess things up!
421 awww LT agreeing to care for LZY since FL can’t take him with her since the new emperor (LQ) says it’d be like a[nother] “hostage prince” situation - which, point.
423 poor XXJ though I like he went to see her one last time/as she got picked up by Song
424 awww SJL came personally to pick her up (but hidden in the imperial guard)
425 Awwww “Lin Feilu held her breath, and it took her a long time to let out a question as she was in disbelief, “When did you arrive?”
Song Jinglan said, “I was always here.”
Lin Feilu, “!”
She looked at him in astonishment, “You were part of the convoy?”
He nodded.
Lin Feilu realized that she had really messed up, “Then you…why did you show up now?”
He smiled, “I didn’t want to disturb you and your Fourth Brother’s last journey together.””
426 oh no! I don’t like he has 6-7 beauties in his harem even if his mom stuffed them in and he’s never seen them. Grr!
429 ahhh 😻😻😻😻😻 (after him agreeing to everything she wants) “Lin Feilu tugged onto the cuffs of his wide drooping sleeves, “Little Song, can you at least try to have a bottom line?”
Song Jinglan laughed before lowering his head. He kissed her tiny, swaying head and said softly, “The Princess is my bottom line.””
433-434 the red phoenix anklet! Her 18th birthday present! (lol well that and that he’s telling her she’s going to be his empress…)
436 I actually don’t love her recreated an upgraded MingYue palace for FL I guess unless she super loved it but 🤷🏻♀️
🙊😹😅💯 “His Majesty said, ‘Since Mother Empress Dowager adores that Concubine so much, why don’t you go down(1) and accompany her…’ “”
451 Oof “All the tenderness and gentleness his soul had to offer was given to her and her alone.”
456 wedding and wedding night! 💪💯
467 😹💯 FL successfully manipulated “uncle Ji” into teaching her & taking her effectively as a disciple!
🙄 468 author contradicts herself - Ji Liang & Rong Heng aren’t great friends & sworn brothers esp not before JL went to protect ML. She even noted it way back when it was to repay a life saving grace. But whatever. Glad they are friends now
475 awww FL winning that competition & armor boosted her confidence
483 ohhhh did ML set up those compositions just for FL?!? 😹😹❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
*sigh* had to switch to AsiaNovel shit MTL mid106 (which is 483 in Fans)
But! she’s reunited with her brother Lin ZhenYuan ❤️
107-108 was basically a reunion and word salad, but aww sweet
Anyway.
I did like how things weren't all perfect.
A good amount of "turn off your brain" (that whole "why can't everyone/all of my imperial brothers just get along." Bitch - duh. Also, P1 DOES want to, but ... look at what happened. Sad. It all ... kinda worked out but damn.)
Also that ML is O_O is pretty glossed over - in fact a lot is glossed over.
C-? ish
~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Villainess Wants To Turn Over A New Leaf
(All these chapters are wrong cuz they’re super split up…)
C1 FL is Lin FeiLu
lol c9 - that “fuck it no more being a good person” went fast. But, necessary in this terrible harem
C10 😹😅 “ If everyone in this world behaved like Lin Feilu, then this world probably would have been reduced to ashes by now.”
C24 Aha Song JingLan is a hostage prince from Song
43 lol the carousel of doctors going to see FL (and her so easily “taking down” that big sister)
70 🙄😒 FL is supposedly all so smart - how can she read & write traditional characters?
77 yay Song JingLan has a secret protector Ji Liang!
90 lol safely avoiding the scheme (thanks SJL!) … SJL thinking it was FL, his silly servant thinking it was her mom. But actually the guard played a big role too on his own…
91 … why is FL so bitchy to Xi XingJiang? It seems she truly dislikes him?
93 oop and now she’s met the crown prince, P3
😒😡 105 honestly the emperor is a shithead for just assuming FL is a fool. Also did NOBODY investigate her poor older brother’s health? And :/ really there’s no fix?
C110 SJL knows to stay lowkey. Stupid emperor. Also JFC poor Lin Ting his batshit mom is going to make him murder the puppy isn’t she.
111 JFC LT’s bitch ass psychotic mom is going to get him murdered - his purity is the only thing saving him from the crown prince (CP) right now
🙄😒 122 if FL’s brother has the mentality of a 3-4 yo he should still be able to say sentences.
Good on her for scheming to & successfully meeting the emperor though
😒 123 ok but when she says she needs a kiss from SJL to get up after taking a spill sledding, that’s sexual harassment. And creepy since he’s like 12. AND she’s in a 5 yo’s body!
… also how was she a sugar momma if she died at like 23. Ew.
126 Omg I snort laughed “Lin Qing exited Yangxin Palace, looked up at the bright sun in the chilly weather, and could not help but start to doubt life.” 😹☠️ poor kiddo had his favorite sachet snatched by his father - the emperor!
135 😱 who wants to murder FL?!
154 lol yay the formidable consort Xi is now teaching FL martial arts!
157 wheeze laughing at Mei’s stank feet cuz FL used those leaves in her shoes ahaha
182 poor FL’s mom and that cunt Mei needs to be destroyed
186 yay SJL told FL exactly which maid to watch! 💪❤️💯
191 lol TIL about giant hogweed 😱 (and that poison hemlock looks a bit like Queen Anne’s lace!) and lololol to bitch ass evil Mei applying tons of hogweed paste to her face
😒 197 hopefully Hui turns against Mei. Let these shitheads take down each other
198 😿 poor Lin NianZhi having such an awful mom
208 😡 Xiao LAN’s shit parents hopefully FL cuts off those shit ass maternal grandparents
And damn the emperor even asking the empress dowager to come back for FL’s 6th birthday! Which will be like a state banquet!
228 it seems… not smart to let everyone know on the part of the emperor he’s investigating the birth of P6 but 🤷🏻♀️
No surprise it was Hui who gave Mei the medicine to harm Xiao Lan
232 😹☠️ FL’s thoughts re: Hui & Mei “a dog biting a dog how fun” when Mei runs to them for safety/protection bring Hui’s assassin
🫥 238 Mei in the cold palace, Hui only demoted one rank - but had to move to a maybe haunted formerly abandoned palace… Xiao Lan promoted &/but doesn’t want to move
lol the end of 243 when she notes she can’t bring herself to commit murder “Sigh, blame the school’s ideological and moral education for being so successful. I have become a model citizen who abides by the law.”
249 lol yay popsicles. And extra lol to FL telling P4 about SJL needing ink sticks
😬😬😬 256 hopefully Su won’t tattle on P1 quietly saving his pets. (Also though why/how would she have seen her nephew’s pet bunny? His mom does NOT seem the type to just let it run around her palace…)
258 lol I’m glad the empress dowager has another grandchild to play with but hopefully Su is not evil nor WeiWei cuz I don’t want all this to bite FL in the ass - esp with their connection to 😒 Ruan that crazy bitch P1’s mom
259 Awww yay Lin ZhanYuan gets to travel to the summer palace with grandma!
(267?)😒😒😒 JFC author she’s SIX “ As the 6-year-old girl put on a blue and white riding suit, she lost her usual childish and cute appearance and there were traces of an elegant beauty emanating from her form.” Also ten thousand 🙄🙄🙄😒
Def 267 holy shit Xi basically killed the tiger bare handed ❤️❤️❤️💯💯💯💪💪💪😻😻😻
🙄 272 to the Ruan family training a tiger to assassinate the CP yet … it’s kinda believable. This family has gotta go though. Save only P1
276 Xiao Lan officially becomes a Fei thanks to her daughter & the empress! 💪💯
But did author forget she’s still just living in a side palace/yard? 😒🙄😒
(280?) I snorted at the shade “Song Jinglan looked at her and said, “Make a wish— it will definitely come true.”
Even though she knew that it was just a plot to deceive the naive girls in Korean dramas, Lin Feilu still closed her palms and eyes as she made her wish reverently.”
283 hopefully this allows Xiao Lan & LZY + FL to break ties with the awful Xiao family forever.
290 hm I wonder what SJL’s plans are…
293 O.o six year time jump. (What happened to that shithead Ruan guy the son of consort Ruan’s aunt?) … & poor P1 (Lin Ting)
Oof and poor Lin JingYuan (P4) trying to act as a peace maker… [so now FL is 13…]
… 🙄😒 honestly I think it’s not smart on the part of author or FL to think Lin Ting can just have animals now he has his own place. If nothing else his mom would just have someone burn it to the ground. Duh.
297 Lololol talk about a rainbow fart “Lin Nianzhi, “…Huh, that’s right. Forget it then; he’s not worthy of our Little Fifth Princess whose beauty is capable of sinking fish, making geese drown, closing off the moon’s luminance and embarrassing the flowers.””
Ah p1 Lin Ting has been titled Prince Qi
(And her temperamental sister - why don’t they just live in the princess residence duh)
Awwww 298 gold stars to Du Jingruo
Eek 300 hopefully she can long push back her marriage! (Seriously is SJL ML?)
303 the return of Xi Xingjiang. Does he actually LIKE like FL? (Cuz imo she def likes SJL. Likes likes, not just his looks)
304 😹😹😹☠️☠️☠️ “Lin Feilu quickly avoided him, “You’re aware that you just came back as well? After being away for so long, the first thing you do upon coming back is to beat someone up.”
Xi Xingjiang laid back again, “I didn’t ask him to be born with such a punch-tempting face; the next time I see him, I will do the same as well.””
🙊 re: The jade pendant he gave her before he left “Xi Xingjiang was so angry, “How can it be the same? My mother gave it to me! It’s for my future wife!””
307 <.< Hopefully I’m just too suspicious and SJL treats her sincerely, not as a potential chess piece
310 consistency isn’t the author’s strong suit nor attention to details. This isn’t the first time FL has been heights averse - back when she climbed the tree. Also 🙄😒 this QiQiao she stuffed in basically every bad cliche. Ugh.
312 lol “However, Xi Xingjiang was also a problem. Whenever she thought about it, she had a headache, so she went toward Lin Qing and used her coquettish technique, “Brother Crown Prince, if Xi Xingjiang comes to ask Father Emperor for permission to marry me, you guys must do everything you can in your power to reject it.”
Lin Qing looked at her amusingly, “You don’t like Xingjiang? He is now a young and promising Great General. Admired by countless women in the empire, whoever marries him would receive great treatment once they step into the threshold of his residence.”
At times like this, the Little Fifth Princess could always make good remarks, so she retorted, “Since so many women adore him, why should I be the bad guy? Please give the majority of girls in our capital a chance to fight for their loved ones; We can’t always limit the good things to the royal family members after all, as we must be kind towards our people.””
315 Hopefully XXJ is over FL, IMO she’s always been excessively mean to him anyway
317 ok phew I thought FL’s lie that CP sent her to SIL with snacks might backfire but it seems okay. Bold move though and I don’t like it - way too presumptuous
318 she finally admits she likes SJL once she thinks he’s gone
319… why did he go to the cold palace?! And tell her “this is the last thing I’ll do for you”?!?
Also eeee “He bent down and leaned towards her ear. Then, he said with a chuckle, “Princess, we will meet again.””
322 why did SJL kill Mei for her? Could she really have made a comeback? Feel like taking down Hui somehow would’ve been more useful or at least damaging her
Ah “But before Song Jinglan left, he made a special trip to kill Imperial Concubine Mei.
This could only mean that Imperial Concubine Mei was secretly still planning to do something. However, it was a pity that before she could initiate her plan, it had become known to Song Jinglan, who had eyes and ears all around the palace back then.”
And no Hui cuz apparently Lin NianZhi ~talked her mom down
323 SJL finally discovered to be gone 2 wks later
324 🙄😒 rumors over the CP/his wedding. Obviously this is done by the Ruan family
😿😿😿😿😿 330 poor Lin Ting was driven to suicide
🫤 334 so the emperor knew the Ruan family was doing shit but used the CP to fight them… poor P1 discarded by his dad. The emperor KNEW he was suffering. His mom and the Ruans are worse
337 yay LT woke up! I cried - he’s so sad & burdened.
Why… can’t they just go to the CP and tell him “seriously look I don’t want to fight & finally maybe my family will stop too/you… can take the bad ones down.”
343 I really hope CP leaves LT alone. He should know it was never him & never will be him
344 glad FL told CP that LT almost died but suicide. Heh and she got his pendant too as protection
347 this beggar gang shit is just so stupid & FL ~thinking whatever she read in novels is real. So much for her being supposedly smart. 🙄 “oh a beggar is in a chivalrous sect” bitch is going to get them killed. Idiot.
348 🙄😒 finally a reality check
355 this whole flirting thing is super creepy considering FL is only 13 and it doesn’t matter she’s just doing it to piss that bitch off
357 lol how will FL deal with this Ping Yu Wang, her ninth imperial uncle
358 🫥 shit translations FL definitely isn’t with the crown prince
360 hm so FL didn’t do anything to uncle 9 but did save a brat & the 17 girl in red 😹😅 trying to assassinate uncle (who is ranked 10th on a martial arts list!) - the direct disciple of the master of the thousand blades sect! 💪💯
356 🙄🙄🙄 as someone supposed to travel in secret FL super sucks at it (also I noted from go when they left the palace - does she even know how to dress herself or do her hair?!)
369 Ji Liang is back & now has that sword manual!
374 oh I forgot to note which c “uncle Ji” gave FL the manual but yay + them now at the thousand blade sect vacationing & P1 recovering 💯❤️
375 lol Yan Xin captured “two rabbits, a squirrel, a little fox, and a pheasant” for LT. (I’m actually not on board for them as a couple cuz their identities are way too different - but then again if it works… 🤷🏻♀️ - but like wouldn’t CP think P1 is trying to gain martial strength? 🤷🏻♀️ whatever author.) but YAY HE HAS PETS AGAIN
Glad they stayed there a few months & LT is kinda himself again
377 no surprise SJL is the new emperor of Song - but did he truly kill his father & older brother & all opposing court ministers? 🙄😒 just feel like FL & LT are too stupid to believe this random gossip even if it is true.
And that FL is pretty stupid for being so shocked like … 🙄 author you said she was smart 🙄🙄🙄😒😒😒
380 omfg worker just told her that clothing chain has shops around the world & she can use them to communicate with SJL & then is like “we’re a legitimate business” so FL is all “ok I believe you definitely not spies” omfg am I having a
<.< tbh it more seems she’s just mad he’ll have a harem as the emperor
384 no surprise to me Lin ventured a battle but to a “no man’s land” in between. Kinda rooting for Song 🤷🏻♀️ or them being allied with better terms but … kinda see Song winning in the future
388 called it Emperor Lin has started taking Taoist elixirs 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️ this better not be a Song scheme though
392 wow Yan Xin came to find LT first!
😒 394 why is FL taking the animals - what about her brother
395 ah! Good brother is moving in with her! ❤️
396 … wait I thought Xi XingJiang likes FL? So is he just derpy & clueless when the emperor says “good” when he says he doesn’t like anyone?!
397 😱😱😱🙊🙊🙊 whaaaat the fuck the emperor promised to let FL wait to get married then a few days later paired her with XXJ?!?
… oh thank god it seems to be a rumor & he didn’t issue a decree at her birthday banquet
Also glad FL told YX about LT’s past - hopefully it means more tenderness & care
398 😱 who went to kill XXJ? Uncle Ji? 😱
399! It was SJL!
… “She held the little jade figure in her hand and looked at it for a long time. Finally, she raised her eyes to look at him and asked belatedly, “Did Your Highness risk your life and travel all the way here just to give me a birthday present?”
Song Jinglan nodded.
She pursed her lips, her voice muffle,: “Then why did you want to kill Xi Xingjiang?”
His tone was light and casual as if he just did something unimportant, “He wants to marry you, so of course, I was going to kill him.”
Lin Feilu looked at him in disbelief, rendered speechless for a long time.” 🫠☠️
400 🙊 ok so SJL did do all the murders
😅🙃 I guess… respect for so readily admitting it?
Awww 403 P4 successfully married & it seems it’ll be okay. Love him mom only ever wanted the best for him
405 … “To hear seven tolls would mean that the Emperor had passed, whereas nine tolls signaled the passing of the Empress Dowager.” This seems off/is the only novel I’ve seen where the dowager is more cuz yes in age/generation she’s senior but… not in importance so… (but anyway sad she died)
406 O.o and TWO YEARS filial piety *for the imperial grandchildren*?!?! huh
… wait have … whatever timeline anyway now it’s been 2 yrs since the free city battle 🤷🏻♀️ huh and Song attacked a little country of Wei. Is SJL collecting countries?
411 uh oh Yong wants to ally with Song to attack Lin. 🫠 The last time Yong sent such a letter a decade ago Song sent SJL as a hostage to Lin so ☠️☠️☠️
412 (Sigh I REALLY need this translator to learn what a moat actually is/what that word means…)
[also kinda think FL should go as an emissary to Song but wonder if that would be good or bad… 🤷🏻♀️ like will he listen to her or just capture/keep her?]
413 ohhh shit Yong is trying to tempt SJL with a marriage alliance with their princess a “pearl of the prairie”?!? 🙊
414 😹☠️😅🤷🏻♀️ “Song Jinglan raised his eyebrows before he threw the letter on the desk and leaned back, “It’s a pity.”
The Prince of the Yong Kingdom was a little nervous, “What is so pitiful about this?”
Song Jinglan said, “It’s a pity that I’m not that interested in women, and I don’t have the blessings to enjoy the beauty of pearls.””
Ah. The Taoist priest works under Yong. Glad it wasn’t Song.
417 omg SJL brought 100,000 troops to uh… 😱😅 propose? And XXJ don’t mess things up!
421 awww LT agreeing to care for LZY since FL can’t take him with her since the new emperor (LQ) says it’d be like a[nother] “hostage prince” situation - which, point.
423 poor XXJ though I like he went to see her one last time/as she got picked up by Song
424 awww SJL came personally to pick her up (but hidden in the imperial guard)
425 Awwww “Lin Feilu held her breath, and it took her a long time to let out a question as she was in disbelief, “When did you arrive?”
Song Jinglan said, “I was always here.”
Lin Feilu, “!”
She looked at him in astonishment, “You were part of the convoy?”
He nodded.
Lin Feilu realized that she had really messed up, “Then you…why did you show up now?”
He smiled, “I didn’t want to disturb you and your Fourth Brother’s last journey together.””
426 oh no! I don’t like he has 6-7 beauties in his harem even if his mom stuffed them in and he’s never seen them. Grr!
429 ahhh 😻😻😻😻😻 (after him agreeing to everything she wants) “Lin Feilu tugged onto the cuffs of his wide drooping sleeves, “Little Song, can you at least try to have a bottom line?”
Song Jinglan laughed before lowering his head. He kissed her tiny, swaying head and said softly, “The Princess is my bottom line.””
433-434 the red phoenix anklet! Her 18th birthday present! (lol well that and that he’s telling her she’s going to be his empress…)
436 I actually don’t love her recreated an upgraded MingYue palace for FL I guess unless she super loved it but 🤷🏻♀️
🙊😹😅💯 “His Majesty said, ‘Since Mother Empress Dowager adores that Concubine so much, why don’t you go down(1) and accompany her…’ “”
451 Oof “All the tenderness and gentleness his soul had to offer was given to her and her alone.”
456 wedding and wedding night! 💪💯
467 😹💯 FL successfully manipulated “uncle Ji” into teaching her & taking her effectively as a disciple!
🙄 468 author contradicts herself - Ji Liang & Rong Heng aren’t great friends & sworn brothers esp not before JL went to protect ML. She even noted it way back when it was to repay a life saving grace. But whatever. Glad they are friends now
475 awww FL winning that competition & armor boosted her confidence
483 ohhhh did ML set up those compositions just for FL?!? 😹😹❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
*sigh* had to switch to AsiaNovel shit MTL mid106 (which is 483 in Fans)
But! she’s reunited with her brother Lin ZhenYuan ❤️
107-108 was basically a reunion and word salad, but aww sweet
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July 11, 2023
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Nội dung và diễn biến truyện rất được. Dĩ nhiên là vẫn có hào quang nữ chính, nhưng nữ chính ở đây không quá Mary Sue, mà đủ mưu lược, đủ linh hoạt. Phát triển nhân vật cũng tốt. Kết thúc có hậu, đề cao tình cảm gia đình. Không biết chuyển thể thành phim thì đạo diễn casting và xử lý các cảnh nữ chính khi còn bé như thế nào nhỉ? Khá là tò mò đấy.
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