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374 pages, Hardcover
First published April 12, 2020
“You guys know you’re in the middle of a bad story, don’t you?”
“Whoa, dude,” said Liam. “Are you being, like, meta right now?”
“STOP DOING EXPOSITION!” I shouted.
I wanted to scream at him “How is your head twisted all the way around like that!?” But I didn’t want to be rude in case it was some kind of medical condition, so I acted like it wasn’t the freakiest thing I’d seen all day.
Well that can’t be good. Did I turn into a vampire without noticing?
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No, I decided. I can’t be a vampire. There must be something wrong with the mirror!
“Jerry!” I called.
He looked back at me and responded, “Don’t worry, bro. I’m just gonna go investigate that mysterious noise coming from behind the strange curtain in the back of this dark tent next to the horror house where we found the dead body. I’ll be right back.”

And not for the first time that week, or day, or hour, or even minute, I found myself wondering… What the hell is happening?