6 ⭐
13+
romance: 5/10 (guys, its a ROMCOM. there were some dirty jokes. i think it was 3 or 4 passionate kisses, but it was only kissing, no hands up the shirt stuff. they spoon to sleep, but there isn't even fade to black anything.)
violence 0/10 (legit nonexistent.)
cursing: 3/10 (i only remember h3ll, d@mn, and sh!t.)
other: there was an emotionally abusive father who wasn't around but that's it rlly
tropes: grump x sunshine, one bed, fake dating, chasing her to the train station, boss x employee (probably more that i forgot lol)
dual pov, first person, present tense
(there's a playlist at the bottom if you don't want to read the whole review lol)
-----OVERVIEW-----
THIS BOOK. oh my fricking gosh.
when i tell you this is one of my favorite romcoms EVER i mean it. it's right up there with bttm. it might even surpass it ngl.
it is completely and utterly underhyped.
this book is everything i could ever want in life 😭😭😭😭 i absolutely ate it up and am now devouring the second one.
katie bailey's writing is so unique. it's the perfect mix of comical similes and serious undertone. i want to drown in her words.
i was giggling and kicking my feet at ONE FRICKING AM bc of this book.
there was never a dull moment. i was laughing or obnoxiously giggling on every page. my family can attest that i became the most annoying person to sit next to while reading this book. it got to the point where they confiscated my kindle during the road trip bc they couldn't stand anymore giggling and screaming into my hoodie.
i immediately went out to buy both books in the series so i could annotate and support one of my new favorite authors. i love you katie 🥹🥹🥹
the ending- i can't i love them too much gahhhhhh
-----CHARACTERS-----
liam freaking donovan is MY MAN. idc if he's 28. he's my husband. he's literally the sweetest human being ever. he's good with kids, he HAS TATTOOS, he is the most perfect cinnamon roll of a man. my pupils legit dilate when i think about him. i'm in luuuurrrrrvvveeeee as luke would so graciously say.
annie jacobs, omword, she's a queen. she was a feminist, but in a good way. like not the crazy kind of feminism where she hates everything about men, but like the kind of feminism where she demands her boundaries to be respected while also letting herself be dependent of liam (even tho she doesn't need to, she WANTS to. i love that for her.)
luke and mindy. this duo is the unstoppable team of dirty jokes. they're kind and hilarious. i love them sm. and KATIE IF YOU EVER READ THIS, PLEASE, OH PLEASE WRITE US A PREQUEL OF THEM. IM BEGGINGGGGG.
legs, i love her so fricking much. she reminds me of my neighbor who i have babysat since she was four. they legit have the same personality. she's so precious.
THE DAD AND JUSTIN. GO TO FRICKING HELL. BURN IN THE LAKE OF FIRE AND BRIMSTONE. YOU DESERVE IT.
-----QUOTES-----
"'liam... all i want is what's best for you.'
'i think you might be what's best for me.'
'i hope so'
i know so."
"she loves me, and i love her."
"'screw hr policies.' i say softly. 'i want to tell the world you're mine, annie jacobs.'"
"annie is my happy. the love of my life."
"he's a sensitive one underneath it all, my big old cinnamon roll."
"'there's the grumpy man i know and love.'
'i don't know what you're talking about.' he smirks. 'i'm a delight.'"
-----CONCLUSION-----
read it. read it now. 👹🔪🔪
tysm for reading, i hope i convinced you to read this book, and if i didn't read this review again.
-----PLAYLIST-----
they don't know about us - one direction
what makes you beautiful - one direction
live while we're young - one direction
steal my girl - one direction
perfect - one direction
last first kiss - one direction
kiss you - one direction
all to myself - dan + shay
speechless - dan + shay
10,000 hours - dan + shay and justin beiber
lifetime - justin beiber
baby - justin beiber
she looks so perfect - 5 seconds of summer
until i found you (em beihold version) - stephen sanchez
and then some - alex sampson
wallflower - alex sampson
adore you - harry styles
gorgeous - taylor swift
our song - taylor swift
sparks fly - taylor swift
enchanted - taylor swift
lover - taylor swift
invisible string - taylor swift
paris - taylor swift
you are in love - taylor swift
ours - taylor swift
if i can't have you - shawn mendes
red flag - kyle hume