'Don't email me if you want a supermodel. I'm twenty-two, divorced, and I have twins. I'm also overweight, unattractive, and have no education to speak of. I'm pretty much not going to bring anything to the table except the fact that I'm pretty nice and won't ask you to pay my bills. Here's my email address. Don't email if you're full of it.'
With this ad, Stephanie Snowe relaunches herself into the world of dating. In this real-life account, she discovers that the search for Mr. Right can include a lot of wrong turns. With light-hearted sass, Stephanie introduces us to each Tom, Dick, and Denny, and their neuroses, pets, mullets, lies, and puking.
A girl can get discouraged having to deal with dive-bombing birds, first-date proposals, and eavesdropping mothers. Is there a knight in shining armor out there with a higher IQ than his horse? Stephanie hopes so.
Stephanie Snowe began her writing career on the Web in 2006 with her website "Jason. For the love of God". She joined the website Scrivel.com in February 2008.
Her first book "Meeting Mr. Wrong: The Romantic Misadventures of a Southern Belle" was published in February, 2009. It was listed on the Portland Books Examiner's list of "Best Books for Valentines Day".
The author lives in the South with her husband Jason, her twin son and daughter and their ridiculous dog named Ginger.
I really, really, really wish there was a rating for me to say this book was FABULOUS. Or even that I puffy pink heart with glitter and sparkles this (for those of you who don't get the puffy pink heart reference, read the book immediately; or refer to Stephanie's original blog).
But since I can't use the rating I deem best appropriate for this book, I guess I'll have to go with what's available to me (I'm not being snarky, GoodReads; I still puffy pink heart you too), which is the five star rating saying "it was amazing".
I absolutely LOVED this book! It was so good that I actually read it INSTEAD of watching the Eagles game (and if you know me at all - me ignoring my Eagles does not happen. EVER). For the record, the Eagles game was fantastic (thank goodness for DVR and I was able to pause the game).
I loved this book for so many reasons; one of which was that I didn't think I would be able to relate to a book about dating, but I found myself relating to the author anyway. I never really "dated" after high school (I married the man I started dating when I was 16). So even though I began reading with cautious optimism about enjoying the book, I found my expectations were blown away. I, "honest to frog", could relate to Stephanie! How, you ask. Why, you ask. I'm not divorced. I'm not yet a mother. I'm not in the dating scene. I don't have a personal ad posted online. I'm not from nor have I ever lived in the South. Seeing as Stephanie seems to be so different from me, how could I possibly relate to her stories?
Because Stephanie is an amazing story-teller.
I never felt like I was reading a book; I felt like I was talking to one of my best friends as she told me about the recent hilarity in her life. And I laughed along with her, gave her a hug, told her how fabulous she (and her children) were and told her she would find someone who would love and care for her for all the right reasons.
I need to emphasize a point here. When I say, "I laughed along with her" I truly mean I laughed. Out loud. A lot. Possibly snorted. It's not often a book will cause me to laugh more than once; it's even more rare the laughter will be so hearty my belly will ache and my eyes will water. Stephanie's stories were so funny, I couldn't keep them to myself - I started reading parts aloud to my husband. He laughed and then quickly looked away; he admitted, much to my amusement, that he had already read some of the book (it had been sitting on our coffee table for a while before I picked it up) and he thought it was hilarious but was a little ashamed he had read "chick lit". This made me laugh even harder (and love him more, by the way).
My sharing of the stories didn't stop there. I'm voraciously devouring Stephanie's blogs and have sent the links to several friends I thought would enjoy along with me. I gave the book to my little sister (not before I read her some of my favorite parts though - seriously, the whole "he's fattening me up so he can kill me and live off the blubber" story STILL makes me cry from laughing so hard).
Throughout the book, I found myself rooting for Stephanie and alternated cringing and laughing through her horrid dating experiences. I was pleased with the ending but I wanted more. Mainly, I wanted another book. Thankfully, I have her blogs to read through to get my dose of her humor. (Secretly, I wish we were bffs because I think she would be one amazing friend.) And I really, REALLY hope she's working on another book, because Stephanie Snowe is freaking fabulous. Honest to frog.
I don’t think I know any Southern Belles, but after reading this book I feel like maybe I’ve met one. It’s a delightfully crazy account of the dating game, related by a divorced mother of twins. And it’s all the internet’s fault. With tongue in cheek, the author paints the most outrageous pictures of potential partners that are all too plausibly real. A girl could indeed get discouraged. There’s the deranged parrot, the “Daddy never loved me” maybe-homosexual, the one who just wants to marry someone… And through it all, romantic mother keeps up her outrageous banter, good humor just occasionally slipping to the wrong side of despair, until…
It’s advertised as a “true story” and reads like it’s got to be true. Plus it’s hilarious, touching, and fun and I hope there’s a sequel.
It's hard to believe this is a non-fiction book, but it is. It's about author Stephanie Snowe's life as she enters the world of online dating and interesting dates she meets along the way.
I like the tone Stephanie's set up. She has a healthy sense of humor about her life, and it shows throughout the book. It's almost unbelievable that one woman can meet so many awful men.
This reminded me of a book I reviewed called I'm with Stupid, but this is written better and the fact that it's true makes it funnier. I can't wait to see more books from Ms. Snowe. I'm interested to see how everything turns out.
This is a really great book. After reading alot of reviews about it I decided to buy it and actually got to meet Stephanie Snowe at a book signing at my local B&N. She is a very nice person and her book is hilarious. This book is great for anyone looking for a good laugh or for something to pick them up after many failed relationships. I would recommend this to everyone. She is working on a second book, which continues off this book, and I look forward to reading that one too.
An amazing book. I generally do not read books of this type, but I had to pick it up. Stephanie has a wonderful way of telling her story. It's a book that will make you laugh until you cry - both from the hilarity and the pain. A definite must-read.
This book is light easy reading. Hillarious from the first page and completely reminiscent of the whole dating scene, I laughed out loud! My husband would complain of not being able to do things like hear TV and sleep.
I won this from the book giveaway, and I almost thought I might not like it. I don't typically like books of this kind, but once I started it I realized how wrong I was. This woman is hilarious. If you're looking for a light, hilarious read this is definitely that. Glad I won it :)
I love Stephanie and I loved her book. (I'm not just saying that because you might read this! I really loved it!) One of the funniest book I've read in a while. When's the next one coming out?
Stephanie Snowe has delivered an expertly crafted tale of her humorous adventures (and misadventures) in the dating world. From the opening page, one begins to wonder if this is truly a story of nonfiction or one derived from the deepest darkest areas of her imagination. Unfortunately for Stephanie, it is a true account of her harrowing search for Mr. Right.
First off, the humor is biting and sarcastic, so much so that I would occasionally burst into snorts and giggles. Yes, a grown man giggling at a book. It is entirely possible when it's this funny.
After each outward burst, my wife would look up from her non-giggling book, squint her eyes, and ask with a ready grin, "What happened now?"
The real question is, what didn't happen to poor Stephanie? On my best drunken days, I couldn't begin to dream up the characters and situations that bullied their way into Stephanie's life. This book definitely lends credible weight to the familiar old adage, because truth is always stranger than fiction.
Can we say page-turner? Can we say cringe-worthy? Can we say outrageously hilarious?
If you've been looking for the kind of book that burns memorable characters into your brain that leave impressions for years, this is it.
If you've been searching for the kind of read that leaves you shaking your head because every word of it is unbelievable and yet, absolutely true, look no farther.
If you want a well-written book that speaks to you on the basest human level, as if the author is strolling beside you down a dappled country road, telling you what happened to her next ... you have found it.
"Meeting Mr. Wrong" is a great book that anyone who has ever dated (or internet dated) can relate to. From Denny Denny Denny to Big Pimpin' Willie, the unbelieve-alocity never ends. If you like drinking milk while reading, only to have it squirt from your nose seconds later, this is a book for you.
A few months ago, I came across a book review in Her Magazine, which is a local monthly publication featuring women in Pitt County. The review was for "Meeting Mr. Wrong: the Romantic Misadventures of a Southern Belle" by Stephanie Snowe. I was interested because, according to the article, Snowe lived in Greenville for a while, and while my situation was not exactly the same as the author's, I've definitely had my share of "Romantic Misadventures."
Stephanie Snowe was a young, divorced mother of twins when she decided to give Internet Dating a try. The book is a series of anecdotes about the men that she met and the dates that followed...
This was a very quick read. It was definitely a page turner. Snowe's hilarious stories kept me interested through the whole book. It felt like I was just sitting down with Stephanie listening to her tell me the stories. Like me, she's somewhat sarcastic... I liked that... a lot...
Having met some of the same "types" of guys that she encountered, I could totally relate! I would definitely recommend this book! It has gotten great reviews on lots of websites that I've seen. I'm sad that I missed Stephanie's book signing at Barnes and Noble back in May.
This book was what I needed this week. I liked it enough to tell my friends about it at work today, and I definitely thought it was clever. And I can relate to everything Stephanie's talking about, minus the twin toddlers.
The only things keeping me from five stars, or the puffy pink heart with sparkles, is that I found a sprinkling of typos, which irritates me because there are people who get paid to comb them out and if they can't do it, then I will. Additionally, Stephanie's voice comes though loud and clear, however I think it comes through so vividly because of her immense use of bold text, capital letter screaming, and creative license with punctuation and sentence structure. Maybe I'm picky, maybe I'm just becoming a crotchety old English teacher schoolmarm type long before my time, but I feel like if you have a true voice as a writer, it speaks through your writing without use of creative formatting. But I'm picky.
The chapter "Bitter Becomes Me" spoke to me in a way no amount of therapy ever could, so a gold star for that.
One of the funniest books I’ve read in a long time! I literally laughed out loud on several occasions. I could relate to the protagonist in several situations (particularly her irrational fear of birds – I’m afraid of fish). Her positive attitude and hopeful outlook throughout unpleasant situations make Stephanie an inspiration. The punctuation, though atypical, makes you feel like the author is sitting with you and telling you the stories.
I loved this book! Snowe has a way of finding the humor in otherwise unbearable/uncomfortable situations. I found myself laughing out loud several times while reading her hilarious stories! Definitely one to check out!!!
What happens when a divorced mother of twins enters the strange new world of internet dating? This hilarious account of the author’s search for a soul mate proves once again that truth is stranger than fiction.
ABSOLUTELY LOVED THIS BOOK! I could read this book over & over again & laugh every time, it's hard to put down. Very well written, I would recommend this book to everyone
I found this book while perusing Goodreads giveaways. Although I didn't win it, the subject matter piqued my interest enough to purchase a copy.
I think the book was directly transferred from Snowe's blog because that's certainly how it read, complete with the ubiquitous editing errors, typographically and grammatically.
If you just pick up the book for what it is, a quick, light, humorous read, then you won't be disappointed. I found Snowe's style very amusing. I have a feeling there will be a sequel.
I read this because of such strong ratings here on Goodreads. I ended up bored. The ending especially ended with a dud thump. If Ms. Snowe had stayed on the dating misadventures and ended with the nice climax (I won't give it away.) then my rating would have gone up, but she lost the story line. I know this is nonficiton, however, a story was being told and stopping to share therapy sessions with her sister and encounters with rude customers at her job just messed things up. If there is a sequel, I recommended sustaining the tension and staying focused.
A very quick, but engaging read. Stephanie is not going to win any literary awards for this book. I loved the stories of her dating fiascos. They were quite entertaining and even laugh-out-loud funny. I could have done without all of the FULL CAPS WRITING and the repetition, even if it is for emphasis. Even. If. It. Were. For. Emphasis.
Overall, it was worth the couple hours it took to read.
An amazing book. I generally do not read books of this type, but I had to pick it up. Stephanie has a wonderful way of telling her story. It's a book that will make you laugh until you cry - both from the hilarity and the pain. A definite must-read.
This book looks hilarious. Of course, our library doesn't have it, but I've requested that they buy it.
Anyone who has dated can probably relate. But, I have two friends in particular with such great dating stories that I think they would especially enjoy this book. You know who you are!
Hilarious series of stories that moves along at a quick pace. Once you pick it up, you'll keep reading (and cringing) as Ms. Snowe experiences a series of dates with guys who fall far short of Prince Charming.
I got this to read as a break from the things I had been reading for school, and although it was charmingly written, it just didn't have enough to it to keep me engaged.