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Room Serviced

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Post Hogwarts. Kids still at war. Angsty, angry, and men and women doing it in hotel rooms.

15 pages, ebook

Published September 4, 2004

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pir8fancier

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Pir8fancier is a writer of mysteries and fanfiction, with works in the fandom of due South, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean, Sherlock (BBC), Star Trek: Reboot, Stargate Atlantis, Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy, Wilby Wonderful.

She maintains a personal fanfiction site, pir8fancier's ship, which includes recommendations and a gallery of fanart created to illustrate her stories. It is still being updated as of May 2015.

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672 reviews109 followers
January 1, 2023
for something so short, I really was drawn completely in, one shot of an affair and stolen moments between Dramione.

It's not quick and dirty sex. Is it?"

He blushed, the flesh pulled tight over a too-defined cheek, and his eyes blackened completely, eclipsing that translucent gray. She couldn't help but reach over and cup his chin. He leaned down to kiss her hand, rubbed his chin against the curve of her palm, and murmured, "No."

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197 reviews81 followers
December 3, 2022
One-Shot / 6622 words

Post-Hogwarts AU / war time / enemies to lovers / smutty

From the author of The Politician's Wife

Draco and Hermione find comfort in each other in the safety of a hotel room.

This was truly a beautiful one shot. Hermione and Draco are both pretty fuced up, using sex as distraction and insomnia treatment.

It's beautiful and raw and dark. It is such a shame that this was not a multichap story because these versions of Draco and Hermione have definitely the potential for an epic book.

I wanna explicitly point out how much i like the idea of comparing Draco and Sirius. It was such a great idea that makes me wonder what Sirius would have said about Draco if he had survived the fateful night.


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179 reviews
November 14, 2025
I love the writing this author does! I wish, WISH, this was a full length fan fic, rather than a one shot. The emotion behind it all, the wondering what happens to them. Ugh! I loved this!!! I just wanted more, I’m greedy like that.
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307 reviews
January 10, 2025
I remember reading it some time ago and I somehow stumbled upon it again bc I craved some cheating plot (I know I’m crazy). It’s just so good, so rare and real and ugh I wish there was more
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227 reviews32 followers
October 4, 2022
In the dark times of war, you may have to find a coping mechanism that isn't morally correct. For Hermione the only thing that helps her sleep at night isn't her boyfriend Ron but Draco Malfoy. He is the only thing that helps her keep it together and push on. No matter that she knows how wrong it is do this with him whilst she's dating someone else, she can't stop it or else she goes crazy.



Beautiful one shot that managed to caption the angst of the war and the things that people turn to, to push through.
The writing was a bit confusing to me and I would prefere if the ending gave us some closure, but I enjoyed it nonetheless.
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