Today Prime Minister Also Wants to Bang His Head on the Pillar [丞相今天也想撞柱子]

by Bazaodashe

When the old Prime Minister returned to heaven and reunited with his ancestors, his grandchild inherited the position.

The new Prime Minister could handle political affairs just fine, but how should he go about dissuading the Emperor from issuing crazy decrees?

In the end, the “old” way is the best way. The new Prime Minister decided to follow his grandfather’s method: banging his head on the pillar, crying sad tears, hitting his chest and lamenting his fate like how those old officials who had one foot in the grave would act.

Emperor: …

Emperor: Beauty shedding tears, I’m in love.

Note: Just the H life of a Prime Minister and an Emperor with the pillar as a matchmaker.

Genres: Short Stories, Historical, Historical Fiction

60 pages, Unknown Binding

Reviews

[Inn Auni · Rating 5 out of 5]

BEWARE of SPOILER

Both the Emperor and Prime Minister were in their mid-20s. The Emperor always came up with crazy ideas and the Prime Minister stop him by doing 2 things; tried to hit his head on the pillar and if that was not successful, started crying; which he learned from his late grandfather. What the Prime Minister did not know was that the Emperor liked looking at his crying face and thus, came up with those crazy ideas just to see the sequence of hitting the pillar and then crying. From bits and pieces, we know both the Emperor and Prime Minister were the best at their respective title. However, they lack romance in their life. In short, the story is full of NSFW and sprinkles with d*g food.

[Shibangee Dey · Rating 2 out of 5]

2.5/5
wtf even was this? 😂
not in a complaining sort of way but genuinely like what was this..fairly okay smut I guess. it was really funny idk why since the characters are so dumb. I think I am gonna forget about this in two days but it was still funny and so short it didnt even take like 2 hours to finish this 😭😭

[Yadi Gaviria · Rating 3 out of 5]

Fue bastante buena y graciosa, pero realmente es casi solo sexo sin trama y llega un momento en que se pone un poco cansada, aunque me gustó mucho el hecho de que el Emperador sea tan inocente y que nos dejen ver "que no recibió clases de sexualidad" por ende no sabe nada al respecto.

[Nam · Rating 1 out of 5]

1.5 /5

Ok, al principio fue gracioso como el primer ministro tiene que actuar como dice el título. También destaco que el gong sea el de personalidad inocente. Pero no hay trama y el smut es meh, así que después del primer capítulo se me hizo aburrido.

[Anis · Rating 4 out of 5]

Cute

[Celia · Rating 2 out of 5]

Demasiado xxx, me hubiera gustado una historia más profunda.

[tator · Rating 4 out of 5]

4.5/5

[misha · Rating 5 out of 5]

absolutely adorable

[Meow · Rating 3 out of 5]

very short i read this in one day. there's no plot much

[Priestess Riel Valdez · Rating 5 out of 5]

I think I finished it in less than 2 hours, it felt like a blink of an eye!

The Prime Minister is too funny and the smut is worth it, I love it!

The only problem? It’s too short! 😭😭

[Helen · Rating 2 out of 5]

It's just porn without plot but it's pretty funny at times and not at all toxic so enjoy your hearts out if you just want to read some smut or something very short.

[Crossingworlds · Rating 3 out of 5]

I kinda wish it was more but I enjoyed it all the same

[Soren · Rating 4 out of 5]

Smut pure Smut