The guiltiest of guilty pleasures... This is HORRORSMUT!
“You’ll be ashamed of yourself for loving this book that is stuffed to the gills with viscid hardcore horror, mocking outrage, and consummate smut. This is a Must-Have for all collectors of the depraved!” –Edward Lee, author of THE BIGHEAD and HEADER
Minotaur porn! Witches, angels, and demons! Ancient bat-gods! Brutal Viking nastiness! Hunger, perversion, and revenge! A freaky pumpkin-monster! All kinds of bodily fluids! Taboos broken while you wait!
Collecting several of Christine Morgan’s darkest and dirtiest works into one gloriously gooshy volume... Very NSFW and not the sort of thing decent people will want to be seen reading in public.
This book delivers on its title 😈 😹. It’s been a bit since I’ve read something so gross. Seriously. I’m not joking. This book is gleefully evil and it is SO very disgusting. I am not exaggerating. This is a book that will disturb and offend probably many and most folks.
Anyhow, if you've clicked and read this far you may as well know a little bit about the stories. So here you go. I do this for you. You're welcome.
The Witch of Preachers Hollow Something is infecting an uptight congregation with lusty ideas that they’re acting upon. Grab your pearls because surely all of this obscenity must be the work of the devil! Witchery is afoot! Let’s blame all the womenfolk! It's always their damn fault. This was pretty sick and well, the stories get sicker from here 😳
Shall we continue?
In the Pumpkin Patch Annie has a secret that makes her pumpkin patch flourish. And no I’m not telling you what it is. But this year it’s brought her a bumper crop but everything has a price and this year the vines start getting a little frisky . . .
The Gut-Fuckers You can probably figure out what happens here, right? This one spares no atrocity. NOT A SINGLE ONE. It’s super nasty. If you can get through this, you can probably get through most anything. There are Vikings who do their murdering, raping, and pillaging with zero remorse until they meet up with some weak-looking marsh folk. Paybacks a real bitch sometimes though. Too bad, so sad, You’re going to need an iron-clad tummy to finish this one because My Gods it is nasty.
Unholy Corruption Abigail spies something very naughty and wicked one night at the Dame Agnes of the Hills Academy for Fine Ladies and it’s only the beginning. Every adult there, it seems, is a huge hypocritical perv like it’s a job requirement. The deeds at this pious school are so heinous an angel must intervene but alas not even angels are immune! No one is safe from this debauchery, not even the animals (ffs and omg) Seriously, heed my warning because I did not make this shit up. Oof I swear these tales get more over the top as I continue . . .
Temple of the Bat God One minute Faith is lusting over a hunky dude and the next she’s running for her life from giant bloodthirsty monsters and kidnapped and made to watch the most terrible things. Damn, if you think you've had a bad day, I bet this'll make you feel better about your cruddy day!
Bad Girls Swallow Ahahahahah, this one made me laugh. The whole premise. When a skinny dude is chosen by a beauty he can't believe his luck. Sir, some things ARE SIMPLY TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE. What a dummy.
Mythic Lust: The Minotaur Oooooof this is a wild one too. A queen, tired of her king's little shriveled useless shrimp of a penis, devises a dastardly plan to find some relief when he brings home a beautiful new bull. Yep, that's not a typo. He didn't bring home Bill. I can't with this one. I don't know why I read this stuff, tbh, but if you can walk into it knowing what you're walking into and you still read it? Well, you get exactly what you deserve!
You may need something wholesome and innocent to read/watch when you're finished with this. I have warned you to the best of my ability. The rest is up to you.
Seven very diverse, cleverly constructed and highly enjoyable smutty horror stories that never cease to thrill and entertain.
Personal favourites are ‘Unholy Corruption’ - black arts, demons and angels and ‘Mythic Lust: The Minotaur’ - Ancient Greek legend given a dollop load of the lovely Ms Morgan’s naughty, and extremely titillating, dirty fun spin.
Recommended for those wanting to try something a little different - adults only!
Rating: 4.4 smutty stars of downright fun-filled salaciousness.
Horrorsmut is exactly what the title suggests with a bunch of sexy gory shorts told in that fabulous way Christine tells her stories. Have everything ranging from Witch Orgies, to Bat Woman, to giant dicked Minotaurs. A fun read that's just as likely to turn you on as gross you out, often at the same time lol.
Just finished horrorsmut, and I’ve got to say this book is great. The author is firing on all cylinders here. The book is exactly as the name would suggest, if you like your horror mixed in with some good old fashioned genital bumping, this one’s for you.