Yes, I'm Alan Francis, but I'm really Alan Francis Garner. As Alan Francis, I'm best known as the co-author of the blank book Everything Men Know about Women. Also wrote Sex after 40, 50, 60 and others. As Alan Garner, I'm the author of Conversationally Speaking, which is a popular book on how to start conversations, talk interestingly, etc.
Not quite sure why I'm portrayed as Japanese in this cover drawing, but think it's rather fun!