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Vampire Kid

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Vampires live in the shadows. Myths, legends, and rumors abound. No one really knows their darkest secrets, because they’ve never shared them with humans…

Until now!

Kyle “Vampire Kid” Rogers spills all the blood in this autobiographical exposé of what it’s really like to be a vampire growing up in the 21st century.

Do vampires really drink human blood? Does sunlight kill them? Can they go to school like regular kids? Will they bite you? And, if they do, will you become a vampire, too?

Spoiler They CAN see themselves in the mirror, obviously. Ever seen a vampire with bad hair?

All the mythology and folklore of vampirism is revealed in the hilarious instant classic your kids will love to sink their teeth into, Vampire Kid!

32 pages, Kindle Edition

Published June 14, 2022

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Bryan Burns

11 books

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2,091 reviews16 followers
October 6, 2025
I am not going to lie. I REALLY liked this book. And not just because it mentioned tacos but because it was a really fun read, the colors were vibrate and I actually laughed. The language was modern and even I could relate to some of the things. I look forward to reading more books from Bryan Burns.
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December 26, 2024
cute, funny and short

Cute funny and short. My 5 year old grandson liked it and asked for more. Not too scary for him either
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October 22, 2025
good

I truly enjoyed Kyle story about being a vampire and the myths that goes along with the stories of vampires
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