Mia Hayes got robbed!
Let me start by saying I read half this book physically and the other half I listened to the audio book on audible. The physical book was good, believable characters, their stories tracked, so for that portion a full 4 stars, But that audiobook. AI was the narrator, and whoever made that decision should be flogged for it. It was terrible, out of sync, the cadence of the reading was all wrong, everything you’d expect a soulless reading of the book to give you. The kicker being the way AI pronounced so many of the words (Please see my list of grievances below).
For the horribleness that was the audio book I deducted 2 stars, making this a 2-star read officially, but am giving a star back in the hopes that Mia herself wasn’t the one who picked “let’s have AI read it”. I do hope that eventually this book will take off enough that they will re-record it using a real person, and a great one. I think this book deserves that.
With that said, if you choose to read this book, and I think you should. Buy it and let your inner narrator do the work!
AI readers suck, and here are just a few examples as to why:
1. The word noodle, being pronounced as nod-le (like to nod your head-le)
2. The statement “tear into the house”, said as tear (like to cry tears). Just no.
3. Ibuprofen (sure a hard word for some) mispronounced, 2 different ways
a. E-BEE-Pro-Fen
b. Boo-Profin (this one low key makes me giggle, cause it’s a boo-boo fixer, ha)
4. Lead singer (as in of a band) said as lid singer, as in the lid to the jar.
5. Casually, pronounced cause-YOU-ally,
6. Resumes and resume, said as Ree-Zoom-ees and Re-zoom respectively.
7. Stephen King and the name Nicole, said as Steph-fawn Keen and Nickel.
8. HOA (now, I get that these suck and so making fun of them on purpose is always appreciated but do-it-on-purpose!) Howah.
9. Beach Read (which this book could absolutely be a beach read) said as betch red (like the color)
10. Dumbass (which is how AI sounds reading things, in case you were wondering) Doo-mass.