This book was way to sober!
Is Marky really this wise now? Possibly? He does have his own Punk radio show and has a great professor like understanding of music history. This book is worth reading just for that.
I think I finally got all these Ramones characters memorized: here goes. Joey (singer), Johnny (guitar), Dee Dee (bass), Tommy (drums).
Then we move on to the legendary fill ins: Marky (drums), C.J. (bass), And those 2 other guys who attempted temporarily. Who cares - It's not like they were Lynyrd Skynyrd. :cP
This whole book constantly asks the question: what is Punk? Is it Johnny's defiant stands and stubbornness? Is it Dee Dee's comical rebelliousness? Or maybe Joey's outsider longings? I'm pretty sure it's NOT Marky's hardworking ethics and professionalism through a long term career. (but definitely his self-destructive drinking binges and anarchy like goodtime behavior). Mostly it's putting all these nuts in a Van and shaking them up dysfunctionally.
Punk often fails to ever be 100% punk. It reminds me of the young Anarchist who dared to chat with me for a few hours. He claimed that Anarchy leads to peace and a loving protective purpose. I then told him: "you're NOT an anarchist then - You're just a poorly applied Republican Hippy."
Similar to the Ramones endlessly complaining about Album Sales, Tours, Respect, Media appreciation and placement, art and money. Sounds like Capitalism at its finest. How PUNK! (Johnny would be proud!)
The only truly Punk thing is death --- but then again, defying death is somewhat Punk. Most punks stupidly and comically assume they are immortal.
There is rarely a reason to take the Ramones seriously. Marky tries to do this on occasion, even says how some of the lyrics are deep and meaningful. That's like inviting the Pope to party like a Rockstar... it's okay, it's for charity.
It was interesting to hear Marky's side of the story. Especially his somewhat sober account of driving nastily drunk and ending up in a store surrounded by furniture and screaming people. It's amazing that normal citizens go to jail for such insanities - but NOT rockstars! I'm glad Marky got himself straightened out, but look at the wreckage. This is why all people should have children: so they learn to care about something other than themselves. Mark has come a LONG way. I applaud him, and especially his effort to help the other band members deal with their abuses and self-righteous insistencies. He should get some kind of award for that.
It was cool that Mark mentioned my favorite Twilight Zone episode: (pg. 16)
"On the Twilight Zone, there was always more than just a good sci-fi story. There was usually a real point to it. In one episode, a bookworm bank teller locks himself in the bank vault so he can read without being disturbed. While he's in there, an atomic bomb is dropped. Then the teller steps out of the vault, he's actually glad that everything and everyone is gone so he has nothing but time and books. Then, as he begins to read, his glasses fall off and break."
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The Punk in me loves this story from Mark's youth: (pg. 11)
"On one particularly boring day, a friend had a cool idea to take a bunch of pillows and blankets, tie them together, and make a human dummy... WE carried the dummy up to the roof of our building and waited for a passerby. Timing was EVERYTHING... we would toss the dummy over the parapet wall and scream at the top of our lungs like someone jumped. It worked... people flipped out."
Bhahahahaha! Makes me wish I lived downtown with big buildings.
Like almost all music biographies: religion was mentioned. (not very much though). But enough to be interesting. Mark is pretty much an eternal agnostic. But here's a moment: (pg. 340)
Marky takes Joey to AA.
The other people at the meeting were fairly young and hip, and given the location that made sense. They told stories of how they were helped by friends, family, God, self-discipline, and self-respect...Joey was stuck in his seat sneering. On the walk back to his apartment, he avoided stepping on the cracks in the sidewalk and complained.
"Look, Merk, I'm not into this God crap."
"No one's telling you you have to be."
"Oh yeah, right," Joey said. "That's all I heard in there was God did this and God did that. what a bunch of S**T."
"Joey, that was a few people - not everybody. It's not about God in there. It's not about religion. It's about using whatever you can focus on to help you get sober. There's no written rules. The twelve steps are guidelines..."
"C'mon, Marc, it's like a cult."
Fun eh? How would Joey know what a cult is like? He went through reality in the most insane, obnoxious, self-righteous, self-absorbed delusional fashion. Which makes him somewhat normal - and pathetic (or a great candidate to be a CULT leader). At least God stands for something morally and eternally. I'm not sure what Joey ever stood for???
Yes Mark, there are written rules. God insists. Why get healthy in AA if you're just going to die soon anyway? There's a much bigger reason for life AND DEATH.
It is fascinating that Joey only heard about God did this and God did that. Why the hatred? Did God upset Joey's life in some way? Did He restrict his abuses or oppress his Rockstar freedoms? Did God ever step in and ruin his fun? Joey and the Ramones did that all by themselves. Only an idiot would find time to hate a god for it.
Now, horrifically perhaps, Joey/Dee Dee/Johnny are standing before God to give account of themselves and their musically abused gifts. I'm pretty sure God will say, "Boys, i'm not into this RAMONES CRAP. --- Why would I dare accept you into Jesus Kingdom?"
Hopefully some of them have the spiritual answer. That is, Jesus died for my sins so I will have HIS righteousness covering me when I stand before a Holy God. And as my favorite verses in the Bible says...
Luke 23:39-43
39One of the criminals who were hanged railed at him,d saying, “Are you not the Christ? Save yourself and us!” 40But the other rebuked him, saying, “Do you not fear God, since you are under the same sentence of condemnation? 41And we indeed justly, for we are receiving the due reward of our deeds; but this man has done nothing wrong.” 42And he said, “Jesus, remember me when you come into your kingdom.” 43And he said to him, “Truly, I say to you, today you will be with me in Paradise.”
I hope Joey and Marky and Dee Dee and Johnny learned to fear God before it was too late. I'm doubtful. Sadly, they got to fully try things THEIR way - look at the mess it left them in.
Having said this, I've been a Ramones fan for over 30 years. Fun music is always needed on occasion.
Now I have to go back and read Johnny Ramones book again. Since he was the least drugged up, drunk, and mental. I somewhat trust his accounts, and barely at that. He had some weird issues as well.
But this book included some great details and moments that the other personal accounts left out - like the US FESTIVAL and some details about making classic albums. Now i'll see if I can find Marky's Raw footage movie.