Abrahannibal Lectern

by Whit Slorp

He might be a psychopath, but he's not a monster. In Hannibal Lectern's alternate reality, due to the assassination of Lincoln before he could take office, slavery was never abolished in America. Civil unrest has reached cataclysmic proportions. Hannibal, a perfectly calm and dispassionate candidate for the mission, traverses back through spacetime, intercepting Lincoln's would-be killers. Indebted to Hannibal, Lincoln shows him the most intimate corners of his life, accessing a humanity that Hannibal didn't know he possessed. Together they transcend space, time, and death to rewrite history and care for their fellow man-- even when your fellow man is a serial Approx. 9100

40 pages, Paperback

Published November 11, 2020

About the author

Whit Slorp is a visual artist the award-winning author of parody erotica stories including Abrahannibal Lectern, My A-Hole Fell in a K-Hole, Peenocchio and the Wooden Circus Plot (Pardy Boys Gay Adventure Series Title), The Hidden Valley Ranch of Studs Mystery (Nancy Screw Mystery Series Title),CAWK, Assquatch (Chillpimples series), and Are You There God? I Thought I Heard Cody Masturbating, But It Was Just His Grandma Stirring a Pot of Shells and Cheese. They paint all of the cover art for their titles.

Whit currently lives in Portland, OR.

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Reviews

[Amanda castro · Rating 3 out of 5]

Wow. Just wow.

I didn’t read the beginning of the book and it does give away what the s*x scenes would be like. So I was caught off guard, as I didn’t imagine this story would have it in it lol. I don’t think I can ever look at Lincoln the same ever again. But those scenes weren’t bad and ended pretty quickly. So I would say, it could have been spicier. Maybe like 2.5-3 spice. But for a book this small, I guess the spices lasted a bit in it lol.

I bought this because of the cover and thought it would be more horror-ish since Hannibal is always intermingled with this. Not so much.