*disclaimer: these are my opinions, I am so so sorry if I offended you with this review, I just wanted to write everything I was thinking. If you do feel offended at all, feel free to pm me and I can change the wording of some things <3
ˋ°•*⁀➷ 1.5 𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕤 .˚💜𓍢˖˚🎀𓍢˖˚ 🔮 ˚.
it’s honestly depressing that i’ll never get back the hours of my life I wasted reading this 💔 tbh im tempted to never read a ya book again… this was terrible. it reminded me exactly why I hate insta love, plus threw in an immature writing style, underdeveloped characters and a terrible plot… at least it was (somewhat) entertaining 😭
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*note: I only chose willow because that’s the name of the FMC… otherwise I wouldn’t have because a book this terrible doesn’t deserve a song that amazing
𝑾𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒆𝒙𝒑𝒆𝒄𝒕 🎀
౨ৎ Extreme insta love
౨ৎ Romance with fantasy elements
౨ৎ A very immature writing style
౨ৎ Annoyimg characters
.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。. .・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.
ೃ⁀➷ 𝘗𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘵 𝘰𝘯
Ages 12+
𝑪𝒐𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒘𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔 💜
౨ৎ Language- I don’t think anything really 😭
౨ৎ Romance- I never thought it would be possible for a book to be clean- I’m not a smut reader, and I never will be, BUT I NEED KISSING AND YEARNING, which this book did NOT give me. this had one short, non descriptive kiss scene, nothing else… maybe fourth wing changed me, idk, I shouldn’t say this as if it’s a bad thing but like I WANT BOOKS WITH MORE KISSING THAN THIS (ok just ignore this part lmao)
౨ৎ Violence- nothing
౨ৎ Other- foster care, drugs (not shown on page), mentions of death, BREAKING INTO A HOUSE TO USE THEIR TELESCOPE
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𝑪𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒔 💗
⤷ Willow- if I were to list all of willows personality traits it would go: annoying, immature, underdeveloped… WHERE IS HER PERSONALITY??? The only thing she ever thinks about is wanting to travel- oh and mason! She has no positive traits and was honestly quite annoying. also, here is an example of an over dramatic quote from her that belongs in a middle grade book (btw, I literally am a dramatic and sensitive person, but this is just- idk what 💀)
“me floating face down on a half deflated pool float shaped like a piece of pizza feels like an apt representation of my current mental state”
btw this is literally just because her mom didn’t let her move out a year early to live in Paris
⤷ Mason- no. just no. firstly, i truly think mmc’s in romance books are supposed to be attractive, and while sure, thats not the most important thing, he was anything but that. He was described as having shoulder length extremely tangled hair and being very very very tall but also weak and gangly 💀 I AM NOT TRYING TO OFFEND ANY GUY WHO LOOKS LIKE THIS!! IM SO SORRY IF I SEEM RUDE OR IF THATS YOUR TYPE, I PERSONALLY JUST DIDNT LIKE IT 😭 ok moving on to his personality- he actually had no personality, the only thing he cared about was stars, and he was very obsessive and stalkerish about willow. tbh, if you added some spice and murder this would easily be marketed as a dark romance, despite being the most fluffy and light thing I’ve read in my life, becausing planning to track down a girl after seeing her once from a distance is NOT NORMAL!! why, just why? 😭 also, his whole thing is “oh I had a hard past but also im totally fine mentally” like that doesn’t add up?? trauma effects you a lot, and the representation was terrible. I have not went through anything similar at all, but I’ve had other trauma and this is so inaccurate that it makes me literally so mad
.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。. .・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.
𝑾𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝑰 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆𝒅 🪻
⤷ when it ended- I have never felt such relief to finish a book oml
⤷ The authors other book- yeah uh im running out of good things to say but yeahhhh love & gelato is really good so maybe go and read that instead of this if you wanna read something by this author
𝑾𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝑰 𝒅𝒊𝒅𝒏’𝒕 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 🔮
time for a rant hehe
firstly, the insta love was the most cringy, cheesy, painful thing I have read in my life… no words can describe it. It quite literally makes the summer of broken rules, powerless, and love & gelato seem like slow burn. Yes, I actually did say that the romance in powerless is better than this. And I am the #1 powerless hater. I can’t describe it well enough, so here is an ACTUAL QUOTE from around 100 pages into this book… and yes, it is the first time the main characters meet:
“For a moment, we lock eyes, hers going wide, and im rushed with feelings of connection, understanding, pure perfection. This is magic. This is fate. This is meant to be. She is my sign.”
NO ACTUALLY WTF WAS THAT 😭😭 like I was in so much shock that I put the book down, stared at the wall, considered dnfing it, and made a vow to always look up if a book is insta love before reading it… guys actually im concerned
Onto the next issue. The writing style is insanely immature. If it weren’t for some of the topics handled in this, it could EASILY be middle grade. Tbh, maybe I would have liked it if i was 9 years old. It was basically the opposite of the writing style in divine rivals lmao. Due to this, it was incredibly boring, hard to read, and literally just painful
Now, I also found every single character extremely annoying. I’ve already mentioned willow and mason, but the others also annoyed me. Aside from them, we have a toddler who is very judgmental and begins everything she says with “um”, a few witches who bother me for whatever reason, a very emotionally distant mom, a kid who is concerningly interested in finding out more details about masons moms drugs, and likely a few other characters who I forgot. Yeah. There isn’t one good character in this entire book. Also, not a single character was well developed or complex
Also, the pacing just felt so off… and just everything did
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Overall, I would NOT recommend this book, but if you love insta love and don’t mind an immature writing style it would be good to give it a chance!
|🎀| post~read |💜|
How did the same person who wrote love & gelato write this?
|💜| pre~read |🎀|
I needed a cute, easy read after reading a lot of fantasy books (ik this is technically fantasy but still lol) so im really excited to start this! I loved love & gelato sm and im hoping this will be just as good!