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After being court-martialed by the Space Legion for ordering the strafing of a treaty-signing ceremony, multimillionaire Willard Phule receives his He must command the misfit Omega Company on Haskin’s Planet, a mining settlement on the edge of settled space. At his duty station, he leverages his personal money and a knack for managing people to get the company to come together as a unit.
Phule convinces the governor to leave the contract for an honorary duty up for competition between the Space Legionnaires and the Regular Army. The Army sends some of their most elite troops to take part in the competition, but Phule’s company operates with their own unique tactics….

296 pages, Kindle Edition

First published July 1, 1990

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Robert Lynn Asprin

224 books1,067 followers
Robert (Lynn) Asprin was born in 1946. While he wrote some stand alone novels such as The Cold Cash War, Tambu, and The Bug Wars and also the Duncan & Mallory Illustrated stories, Bob is best known for his series fantasy, such as the Myth Adventures of Aahz and Skeeve, the Phule's Company novels, and the Time Scout novels written with Linda Evans. He also edited the groundbreaking Thieves' World anthology series with Lynn Abbey. Other collaborations include License Invoked (set in the French Quarter of New Orleans) and several Myth Adventures novels, all written with Jody Lynn Nye.

Bob's final solo work was a contemporary fantasy series called Dragons, again set in New Orleans.

Bob passed away suddenly on May 22, 2008. He is survived by his daughter and son, his mother and his sister.

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1,760 reviews9,993 followers
May 12, 2023
A fast comfort read that remains vaguely amusing. A billionaire genius is sentenced to running a grew of misfits in the intergalactic armed services. A significant portion of the book is spent getting to know the major players, all the better to appreciate the transformation they each undergo.

It passed my 80's sniff test, but that's because I went for underlying sensibility over thoughtful characterization. Asprin does like to start from stereotypes and then flesh them out, showing how they all are valuable. As an example, the characters, who chose their career names, are named things like 'Brandy,' 'Do-Wop,' 'Super-Gnat,' and 'Chocolate Harry'--you can probably guess their starting points. Three of the women decide to for no apparent reason, but when the General of the Army confronts Phule, he note that he couldn't order them not to any more than he could order them to do it. Still, there's a lot of role diversity for the women. There are also actual aliens, which were fun and bring it up a notch.

Although plotting poses as irreverent, it honestly supports familiar idealistic values: the value of the individual effort to the team, teamwork in achieving more, the value and function of law and order, and so on. There's usually a twist with each challenge the crew faces, with a big one at the end of the story. I thought it fun.


Keywords: comfort-read, band-of-misfits, found family, cozy fantasy
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Author 1 book50 followers
April 5, 2012
WIllard Phule is the heir to a super-rich munitions company, and also an officer in the Legion. Unfortunately he gets a little too gung-ho during a peace treaty, and catches the ire of his higher-ups. They can't court-martial him, so instead they try to get him to quit by shipping him off to a remote swamp planet to command a company of losers. But Phule is far too entrepreneurial and positive-minded to let that get him down.

This is yard sale sci-fi. By that I mean you'd really never give this a look except for 50 cents at a yard sale. It's a slim book with a goofy cover. But it's good yard sale sci-fi: it's positive, well written, with good characters and a gentle spirit to it. It's not epic space opera, but it's great comfort reading. It's not going to win Hugo awards, but when you get tired of doom and gloom, hyper-violent and hyper-sexualized modern sci-fi, you could do a lot worse than this.
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355 reviews16 followers
November 18, 2024
Don’t judge a book by its cover. This applies to Phule’s Company. Despite various book covers that are meant to “hmmm” look funny yet merely manage to look infantile / simplistic, Phule’s Company isn’t the slapstick / action SF Novel it appears at first. It more witty than just mindlessly hilarious and there is much less action than there is interaction between the protagonist named Phule, a captain of the space legion, and his butler (you heard me right - a butler). Nicknamed Scaramouch, that space captain and his butler do their best to whip a forlorn and spurned company of space legionnaires into shape. Against expectations , Phule does this rather well by implementing leadership lessons he had learned in his father’s mega company PhuleProof Ammunitions and from various business ventures that became successful corporation under his guidance. Yes, Phule is also incredibly rich - perhaps I forgot to mention that. The said leadership lessons are as practical as they are effective and it is a pleasure to witness how he applies them to the depressed, and often stubborn soldiers of the company. All in all, despite its “phoolish” visual appearance, this is way better than the cover(s) suggests.
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Author 46 books149 followers
September 24, 2019
I first read this way back in junior high, so it's tough to separate what I like because of merit and what I like because of nostalgia. It was a fast read and I looked forward to it, so I'm giving it the benefit of the doubt.

The meat of the book was a bit thornier, since I noticed things and was bothered by things that I wouldn't have back when I was much younger and when the world was a bit different. I'm a strong believer in the concept of "fair for its day" and not pillorying a book or artist for not living up to modern standards. Still, it's a bit tough not to wince at a few elements in this book, specifically the way the characters of color are described and the voices that are used for them.

Also of note is the complete absence of any gay characters (let alone bi or trans people). Considering Asprin's track record with this (looking, and wincing, at you Don Bruce), that's probably for the best. Still, he has a bunch of female characters who are all distinct and interesting in their own way. So that's good.

The structure is bizarre. It feels like Asprin was shooting for a slobs vs. snobs kind of thing that culminates with the contest between the ragtag underdogs of Phule's Legion and the hoity-toity favorites of the Red Eagles. But then he finished and realized he didn't have 200 pages yet and so tacked on this weird first contact chapter on the end. It's not bad, it's just weird. And it was yet another place where Phule could make money.

That might have been the spot I had the most difficulty with. Phule is a billionaire and a decent person. When I was 13, I could accept this as a possibility. Now? Not so much. Phule's relentless capitalistic drive is off-putting for me now, and the book leans on his wealth to solve problems so many times it somewhat undermines the stakes. It's a weird, minor gripe, but hey, this is Goodreads. Half the reviews are nothing but weird minor gripes.

I still like the book, but it's very much a product of its time. Nothing illustrates that more than the sequence in which Asprin essentially describes a smartphone, and then says they're prohibitively expensive so no one has them. That'll help remind you that the book was published in 1990, and temper your expectations accordingly.
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1,608 reviews174 followers
December 11, 2021
I went into this book having only read one other book by Robert Lynn Aspirin. I liked that one ok, so I thought this one would be a good choice to vote for our book club read. Most of my friends agreed and we all ended up enjoying this book. In fact, it's rare that we all like a book unanimously. I think one important thing to note is that we all seemed to be wanting something that was just a fun, easy read, and that's what we got. I thought the characters were fun and engaging. It does show it's age a bit with some of the content - I did cringe a bit at the use of the term orientals for Asians - but mostly this was a fun escape. It's the first in a series of 6 books and a couple of my friends have decided to continue on with the series. I think I'm good with stopping with just this one though, as I liked and enjoyed it, but it isn't something I'm dying to read more of.

Review also posted at Writings of a Reader.
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62 reviews2 followers
July 21, 2019
I liked the Myth Series enough to give this a try. I figured it would be somewhat similar, but in space. My assumptions were pretty wrong. I was also misguided by the blurbs on the book and the description/summary on the inside cover. I'm actually really disappointed by them as they were mostly misleading. While there were clever and mildly humorous parts, I failed to find much of it as "hilarious" as the author and company probably wished it were. I will admit that it is better written than the three Myth-adventure books I have read so far.
The major theme of the book is "money is power" and "with enough money, you can solve all your problems." There was very little conflict in the book - what little conflict there was was easily sidestepped by the hero-for-no-reason-and-no-reason-to-like Captain Jester. The entire book is a set of character studies of the "ragtag" bunch that Phule has managed to convert to his cult of personality by throwing money at them. It has the feel of a Police Academy movie, but without the actual hijinks. But even the Police Academy movies have an underlying story to pull it all together...

I can't say that I feel compelled to pick up the next book in the series.
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735 reviews98 followers
May 3, 2018
The plot is a futuristic military unit of misfits and the officer who tries to whip them into shape. The different personalities were enjoyable and some were well-developed. The pacing was good and the story moved along well.

However, my reservations are these: 1) the plot device of the officer's butler introducing the chapters was unnecessary; the POV could have been third-party and just as good, and 2) the constant use of wealth to solve problems was a cop out. I think that the legion commander was too much of a wise-acre and I began to dislike him. He never had a problem he couldn't buy his way out of. That was unrealistic and disappointing.

The book includes very little violence or foul language, no sex.

I listened to the audiobook and the narration by Noah Michael Levine was very good. There are a lot of characters in this story and the group was multinational (and multi-species), and most of the voices were quite distinct.
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51 reviews
November 9, 2021
I have to admit, this book is the first since joining Goodreads that I haven't been able to finish. I had fond memories of Asprin as a fantasy writer and would borrow his books from my uncle two decades ago, always drawn in by the amazingly illustrated covers by Robert Grace. I happened to pick up this particular sci-fi adventure at a dusty old bookstore because of it's crazy cover and the phrase "don't judge a book by it's cover" has never wrung so true.

The titular character Phule is a member of the intergalactic military and the son of a uber-successful businessman. In a moment of Zapp Brannigan-esque bafoonery, Phule messes up a military parade and his punishment is to captain the military's most notoriously difficult company, made up of miscreants and aliens.

Phule is a Tony Stark-like character; oozing with charisma and dripping with money. He uses these two attributes to work his way out of seemingly every problem. This formula became tiresome very quickly. Having a character as perfect as Phule, someone who is a master at everything he attempts, is not very relatable and I found myself liking him less and less as his victories piled up. None of the other characters stood out to me as particularly interesting either, just stereotypical characters I'd seen time and again. You might get some enjoyment out of Phule's Company if you're into disposable, light-hearted sci-fi novels but it simply wasn't for me.
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2,191 reviews148 followers
July 13, 2023
Yipes but this one has not aged all that well in the 33 years or so since I read it first as a floppy paperback.

I chose to revisit it as an audiobook looking for a breezy, easy listen so I tried to cut it some slack but so much of the attitudes and notions were so dated I couldn't help but laughing at them, as opposed to with them.

Lesson learned: sometimes you really can't go home again. I won't bother moving on with the remaining books at this time.

PS: No merit taken away from the narrator, he did a creditable job with the material as presented.
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889 reviews149 followers
March 19, 2016
Having been in the military for 8 years I can really appreciate the characters in this book. They are all misfits, but you have to love them. Every unit, hell, even every group of friends, has a few characters from this book in the crew. Its just realistic enough to life that its particularly enjoyable without being disconcerting.

Robert Aspirin takes a certain taste, thats for sure. You have to be willing to roll with the punches. There is a massive neccessity for suspension of dibelief, because this is like Wodehouse's Bertie Wooster and Jeeves doing a space opera. In essence: everything I've ever wanted.

Aspirin is funny, he is always funny. Its snark, witty, and tongue in cheek.You need to read these books just to enjoy them, to look on the light side of things. The action is still all there, so is the suspense, and the characters are immensely enjoyable. If you are looking for a good book vacation from the heavier stuff, I highly recommend Phule and the gang.
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Author 7 books2,090 followers
August 19, 2020
This was a lot of fun with interesting, if somewhat 2D characters. The main theme is self confidence & good leadership can turn the dregs into the best during interesting encounters. It's told from the butler's point of view, so his rather dry wit adds to the flavor. It's a quick read, great in either text or audio. It has no redeeming features other than being a hell of a lot of fun. That's still enough to earn it 4 stars from me, though.
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7,390 reviews59 followers
January 24, 2016
I started reading Aspin's fantasy comedy series and was surprised to find he had branched out into SiFi. I wasn't disappointed in the least. Still a laugh all the way through the book no matter what area he writes in. Highly recommended
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2,928 reviews346 followers
July 10, 2021
Notes:

Solid intro to a series. I like the batch of misfits. =)
Great example of writing a story in a sparse manner & have be fun to read. Lots of active sequences to draw out characters & plot.
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1,480 reviews78 followers
July 12, 2021
Pretty good, though slow to start.
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352 reviews3 followers
July 7, 2014
Did not finish.

I didn't dislike Phule and his butler but too many things rubbed me the wrong way.

imo it wasn't actually funny despite being billed as such. An irreverent tone does not comedy make. There is no satire. There is no true farce (at least in the half of the book that I read). The closest we get are quirky characters, but no one stood out for me.

Moving on to the actual plot line...

This Richie Rich fantasy is fun for a bit but over and over again ? nothnx. The wealth==merit thing, again no. He's fabulously wealthy but it's not his father's money. He just loaned from him and amassed his own fortune and paid it back. lol just lol...... clearly no understanding of how the world works. Amassing wealth is all about loans, loans only the already rich or well-connected (ie being a banker or buddies with bankers) can get.

Then we have the wink wink nudge nudge theft/embezzlement/etc with the scurvy members of his crew. They are bonding over shared criminal sensibilities. These aren't really victimless crimes. Am I meant to smile and keep one eye closed and be impressed/amused by it? IRL these people are arseholes.

And at the same time there's a pathetic motivational can-do saga with improving the troops (honestly there's so much of it the book is almost trying to be some kind of motivational text -- and not a whiff of satire, if that was the intention it fails miserably). What am I meant to get from this? It's, obviously, implausible and remote from reality, but there's no feel good element to it because the people are cretins. Humorous? See above.

Despite the cheering at financial fraud etc, Phule/the author(?) has a hypocritical concern for racism and discrimination, and several times we see him benevolently instructing his inferiors in tolerance and inclusion and so forth. And there are fully gangsta black guys he is chummy with. How enlightened etc. I'm politically correct guys, do I get points? It totally makes all the other crimes all right, doesn't it ?


For me this book reeked of some of the worst aspects of English-ness (should I say City of London-ness).

And you know, I wouldn't have given a shit if there was at least a hint of satire, wisdom, or actual funniness.

but nope.

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311 reviews26 followers
May 26, 2017
MISERABLY boring!!! And racist, too! This was like a typical '80's sci-fi that was a throwback to the boringness and racism of the '50's. (Ex: Every character was named after his or her main physical characteristic, like "Chocolate Harry," the char. of African descent. There were more offensive ones, like char. called thieves and strongly characterized according to certain nationalities. You know how racists are really specific? Like, Asians are "intelligent/trickster" thieves and Puerto Ricans are "robber/sneak" thieves? If you don't know what I'm talking about, ask your relatives over the age of 80. Or read this book. What fun!!!)
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86 reviews5 followers
August 25, 2019
I was looking for something like Red Dwarf or Hitchhiker's Guide so I picked this up since it was sci-fi and tagged as humor. I'm not sure why 115 people have given this book that tag. And I don't mean that in a "I didn't find this funny" way, I mean it in a, there is no attempt at humor at all in this book kinda way, other than the pun in the title. What this book actually is, is Gilmore Girls in space. A problem comes up at the beginning of each chapter, and by the end of the chapter it's resolved in the most convenient and sappiest way possible. It's horrible.
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Author 1 book45 followers
February 16, 2021
It's not bad, but it is extremely, painfully so a product of its time in the early 90s. Not nearly as bad as it could be, in part because Asprin was really going for something light and uplifting, but with attitudes towards race, sex, and gender that are decidedly eyebrow raising today.

I enjoyed reading it in the early 2000s, but I can't imagine I'll ever read it again.
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183 reviews7 followers
October 7, 2019
3.5

I read this for nostalgia really. I used to read Robert Asprin as a teenager with access to an older brother's fantasy and sci fi collection. Some bits were a little dated but some were surprisingly ahead of their time. Enjoyed it in 2019, which is not bad considering I enjoyed it in the 1990s.
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October 19, 2021
Weird book. More about management science than anything else?
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2,221 reviews
January 10, 2023
2023 bk 7. Phule's company - Are you a fan of ensemble cast movies? A fan of the changes that can occur in attituce and aptitude? Then Phule's Company might be the sf book for you. The military unit with the 'well' least well thought of reputation is the Legionaires. People join to forget and to be forgotten (many for criminal causes). Officers purchase their ranks. And in this group of misfits we find Lt. Scaramouche/Jester aka Phule (ah - I forgot to mention you take a new name when you join up.) He did something very wrong and his punishment was a promotion to Captain and assigned an Omega Company group of the misfits of the misfits. (He wasn't cashiered because his family owns and makes most of the munitions/armor used by the Legion.) Phule sees a challenge and uses all of his best business and human resource techniques to turn his unit around. A fun read as we meet Mother, Brandy, Super Gnat, Doo Wop, and the other folks of Phule's Company. I read this many years ago, was afraid that it might not hold up - but it did and was as much fun to read the second time around.
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63 reviews7 followers
July 25, 2025
In 1990 it was possible to believe that the billionaire son of a billionaire arms dealer might be a good character on which to base a series of novels, that he might be relatively balanced, socially aware or at least benevolent. However since then we've been exposed to the tech bro's and their ilk and the world has had a crash course in reality. So the character of Phule reads throughout as somewhat unlikely, and the endless example of billionaires buying up companies, hotels, people, etc, to get what they want becomes tiresome.

The Jeeeve's style butler narrator may be more useful in the later novels here it's superflouous.

The rest of the characters are cardboard at best, prejudiced at worst, readers may take issue with the use of the description "horse faced" at least twice to describe minor female characters.

It may have been meant to be funny, I didn't notice any comedy.
61 reviews4 followers
July 24, 2021
I ended up getting this as a recommendation while complaining about another military scifi book I had read, described as something my partner had read as a kid, fit the genre, and enjoyed enough they would reread it. While I probably wouldn't pass on the recommendation, it did make for an entertaining listen.

The most interesting part to me wasn't the story, but the historical context of it. Phule's Company will almost certainly never end up on many "best of" lists, but it was written primarily as entertainment and it largely succeeded there. Being able to clearly see the differences between how such books were written 30 years ago and comparing it to modern books was definitely worth getting through the parts that aged pretty badly, but I'm sure there are plenty of books I enjoy now that my kids will say the same thing about.
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88 reviews2 followers
October 17, 2018
Fun from start to finish! Great idea well executed. If you want hardcore sci fi look somewhere else, but if you have a sense of humor, this is the place.
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282 reviews9 followers
September 22, 2019
This was fantastic. I went in expecting "Stripes in Space" but it was actually way more encouraging and uplifting, even, than I'd expected. Rich kid Phule gets put in charge of the usual company of washout space marines, and applies his can-do philosophy to inventing many unconventional methods of team building. It's funny, yes, and sometimes downright exciting, but more than anything it's just a really well written "feel-good" adventure story that will leave you with a big smile at the end. Recommended.
214 reviews1 follower
November 4, 2020
I read several books in this series back when I was in high school and vaguely enjoyed them. That enjoyment did not carry forward to a second reading 20+ years later. This book has a bunch of problems:

1) A protagonist without meaningful flaws. The titular Phule is a low-ranking officer in a generic space legion, who also happens to be a billionaire. The initial setup makes it sound like the story will be about Phule being forced to mature after his reckless actions lead to a court martial. Due to the fact that he's a billionaire with important family connections, he gets placed in command of a group of misfits instead of dishonorably discharged. But once he arrives at his new command (which is basically chapter 3), he suddenly doesn't need to grow anymore. He's dedicated, hard-working, and fully invested in making the misfits into an effective force. He's insightful, charismatic, clever, and savvy in dealing with everyone from politicians to petty crooks.

2) No real drama. Most of the problems in the book get solved by Phule buying out (or threatening to buy out) any groups that get in his way. As one example, Phule tries to move his company into a local hotel while their facilities are being remodeled. The hotel manager doesn't want the legionnaires there. Phule threatens to buy out the entire hotel chain and make sure the manager never works on that planet again. Problem solved. Even the events that Phule can't buy his way out of get resolved without any real difficulties or struggles.

3) Weird writing structure. Phule's butler (of course he has a butler) serves as a partial narrator, with his journal entries serving as introductions to each chapter. But the chapters themselves are told from third-person limited perspective, and the butler is a minor character and is generally absent from the action.

Finally, Phule is basically generic-brand Tony Stark - a self-absorbed exceptional billionaire whose father owns a munitions company...

I won't be reading more of this series.

Language: R
Violence: G
Sexuality: PG
3,069 reviews13 followers
May 27, 2022
Just because a book has a light tone and a tendency for humour at every chance doesn't knock it down the ratings as far as I am concerned. I rarely give four stars (my average is 2.78 Stars as of today) and a fair number of those have been what others might call 'silly'!
Which brings me to "Phule's Company" by Robert Aspirin.
The dregs of the Army eventually end up in an unofficial legion of the damned (think French Foreign Legion), until HQ finds them and starts the process all over again. And when the son of one of the most powerful people in the Empire really screws it up - who better to command them (obviously, stuck in a backwoods posting with a hapless bunch of losers. it's only a matter of time before he gives up is the official thinking).
Except it doesn't quite work that way - and that is the where the story gets wonky. Basically Willard Phule/Captain Jester has lots of money and a belief that all it takes to turn no-hopers into elite troops is incentive. Not a single one of the formerly disgraceful soldiers opposes him (it's kinda like 'The Dirty Dozen' minus Telly Savalas).
It's an easy book to rip into but that avoids the fact that it is a genuinely fun read with a lot of heart. There's a lot of character development, I particularly enjoyed Super Gnat and Tusk-anini, not forgetting 'Mother' and Brandy.
The addition of Beeker, the butler, is a plot device that that allows the story to skip rapidly from event to event, but it jars after a while.
If you like Science Fiction and have a sense of humour you will enjoy it. If, on the other hand, you like your SF hardcore, look elsewhere.
4 solid Stars.
84 reviews
January 14, 2021
Phule's Company is a book that I've had for (literally) decades and have read several times in the past, although it's been a few years. That being said, you'd think it would be one of my favorite books of all time, wouldn't you?

If you had asked me before I started reading it this time with a more critical eye, I would have agreed with you. But I remember liking it more in the past than I did this time, and I definitely didn't think it would wind up with barely an "It's OK" rating.

My main complaint with Phule's Company is the lack of a plot. The first 207 pages are basically meeting all the characters, seeing them interact, and how the unit becomes stronger. It's basically the DM of your weekly D&D group running a "You all meet at the tavern in town" scene that lasts three months. The characters themselves are very enjoyable and well-done, though; each of them is distinct, both in appearance and in personality, and developed enough that when some of them do something...odd (like three of the women doing basically a Playboy photo shoot), it definitely feels forced and out of character for them...or at least two of them. And the whole Space Legion (as campy as the name sounds) feels like the author put a lot of thought and work into it.

The main plot (at least, I think it was the main plot), when it finally arrived, was well written and had its fair share of Asprin's typical humor. But it wasn't significant enough to pull the rest of the book out of the muck.
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