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Pounded In The Butt By My Handsome Sentient Library Card Who Seems Otherworldly But In Reality Is Just A Natural Part Of The Priceless Resources Our Library System Provides
Mark is have a rough time in his new apartment. The place is small and it’s impossible to focus when his neighbor won’t stop making, and subsequently popping, balloon animals. Things are looking bleak, but when it appears there might be a solution to Mark’s problems in the form of a magical artifact, he jumps at the chance to find it.
Now Mark is on the hunt for a magical object known as the Lie Brarikard, the man’s hunt leading him to a nearby public library. It’s only here that Mark realizes his quest isn’t quite as magical as he initially thought… or is it?
With the help of a handsome sentient library card named Yorko, Mark is about to discover the true power of the library… with a hardcore gay pounding!
This erotic tale is 4,100 words of sizzling human on gay sentient library card action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, and archived knowledge love.
Now Mark is on the hunt for a magical object known as the Lie Brarikard, the man’s hunt leading him to a nearby public library. It’s only here that Mark realizes his quest isn’t quite as magical as he initially thought… or is it?
With the help of a handsome sentient library card named Yorko, Mark is about to discover the true power of the library… with a hardcore gay pounding!
This erotic tale is 4,100 words of sizzling human on gay sentient library card action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, and archived knowledge love.
48 pages, Kindle Edition
Published July 6, 2022
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258 people want to read
About the author
Chuck Tingle
512 books4,634 followersChuck Tingle is a mysterious force of energy behind sunglasses and a pink mask. He is also an anonymous author of romance, horror, and fantasy. Chuck was born in Home of Truth, Utah, and now splits time between Billings, Montana and Los Angeles, California. Chuck writes to prove love is real, because love is the most important tool we have when resisting the endless cosmic void. Not everything people say about Chuck is true, but the important parts are.
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Literary agent: DongWon at dongwonsong.com
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August 29, 2023
The things I do for Booktok.
But also, forgot to take my antidepressant last night & this just gave me the biggest serotonin boost. I am laughing my damn ass off.
But also, forgot to take my antidepressant last night & this just gave me the biggest serotonin boost. I am laughing my damn ass off.
January 5, 2023
Was this a book? Yes
Was it relatively entertaining? I suppose
Will I pray that no one ever finds this on my Goodreads account? Yes
Was it relatively entertaining? I suppose
Will I pray that no one ever finds this on my Goodreads account? Yes
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August 29, 2023Well…… I’m not sure when the library got so absolutely filthy. I need a library card, stat.
August 9, 2023
A literary work of genius. My favorite part was the library card’s abs.
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May 11, 2024Listen, sometimes you tell your friends you’ve always wanted to read a Chuck Tingle book, and then one of them begs you to read this specific one. And that’s the story of how you read a book about a library card pounding a guy.
As this book does acknowledge, libraries rule.
Also, if you needed to know, there’s a line in here that says, “We’re unwilling cogs in a brutal capitalist machine that’s slowly grinding everyone into dust.” Chuck is a hero, folks.
Also also, the library card has abs.
That is (almost) all.
If you know me in real life, yes you do, and I am just this unhinged to read this. You’re welcome.
As this book does acknowledge, libraries rule.
Also, if you needed to know, there’s a line in here that says, “We’re unwilling cogs in a brutal capitalist machine that’s slowly grinding everyone into dust.” Chuck is a hero, folks.
Also also, the library card has abs.
That is (almost) all.
If you know me in real life, yes you do, and I am just this unhinged to read this. You’re welcome.
April 6, 2023
What on EARTH do you rate this? How do you review it??? It’s just an EXPERIENCE.
Just here to say this has some cackle worthy quotes. I love anyone making use of ALL library resources 😉
For real though the main story made me think Chuck Tingle doesn’t know how to write (reminiscent of extremely amateur fanfic writing), but then the second story proved Tingle knows how to string together enjoyable or at least decent sentences. I saw some hope before it devolved into raw chaos again 😂
Just here to say this has some cackle worthy quotes. I love anyone making use of ALL library resources 😉
For real though the main story made me think Chuck Tingle doesn’t know how to write (reminiscent of extremely amateur fanfic writing), but then the second story proved Tingle knows how to string together enjoyable or at least decent sentences. I saw some hope before it devolved into raw chaos again 😂
January 14, 2023
This was certainly creative... that’s all I have to say
February 14, 2025
The story is a 3/5, but that goddamn goofy blue face on the fucking library card makes it a 4/5
May 26, 2024
""Library cards are pretty great," my lover replies with a confident, playful wink."
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January 24, 2025These library services go above and beyond
January 26, 2025
Library cards truly are such an important part of our society😔 libraries are such a brilliant way for us to all come together❤️
November 23, 2022
Nothing sexier than a robust social institution
A romance that sounds too good to be true, but actually is just somewhere around you; just like the system of libraries. Let's hope for a future where every public service and infrastructure gets socialized and becomes as sexy as this sentient library card (maybe in future we get a Pounded In The Butt By the Phsical Manifestation of Universal Healthcare- I know its not the best title I am not Mr Tingle okay!!)
The gift at the end of the story was great, I love the extention of Tinglecorp Multiverse, and the meta commentary on the original tale this surprise story takes inspiration from. Not naming it to not spoil the surprise.
A romance that sounds too good to be true, but actually is just somewhere around you; just like the system of libraries. Let's hope for a future where every public service and infrastructure gets socialized and becomes as sexy as this sentient library card (maybe in future we get a Pounded In The Butt By the Phsical Manifestation of Universal Healthcare- I know its not the best title I am not Mr Tingle okay!!)
The gift at the end of the story was great, I love the extention of Tinglecorp Multiverse, and the meta commentary on the original tale this surprise story takes inspiration from. Not naming it to not spoil the surprise.
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December 4, 2022I really don’t know what to say about this one, either.
Certainly entertaining for what it is.
Certainly entertaining for what it is.
July 23, 2024
I don't really have words tbh.
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April 2, 2023Yeah I spent money on this. What of it???
June 20, 2023
1.5 stars. This was kind of a joke book club pick, but I'll admit to being disappointed (I think I thought it was less of a joke than it ended up being??). There were typos/errors that editing should have caught, and I can tell the author subscribes to (or pretends to) the school of thought that writers cannot use the word "said" -- I vehemently disagree. This book included a second bonus/gift story that really let me see how much of this appears to be copy/pasted from the author's other works, which I was pretty disappointed in as well. All in all, it was even more of a joke than I had anticipated, and I didn't think it was very funny or very good. It was at least short.
December 28, 2022
Well. That was definitely...unique. I did love how the beginning was telling how awesome libraries and library cards are. The rest was very.whst it was. And smutty.
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February 17, 2024Hey man I like my library card too but not that much.
March 3, 2025
I love the library
July 30, 2025
I… cannot believe I read this.
best $3 ever
best $3 ever
August 4, 2023
"Belligerent lust" and "belligerent gaze" are definitely words only a man would use to describe arousal.
Also, the praise of library resources gives me strong public library vibes.
Also, the praise of library resources gives me strong public library vibes.
November 9, 2023
The woman scoots a page across the desk between us. “Just fill this out.”
I stare down at her paper, immediately confused. The questionnaire is simple enough, but the title gives me pause. “This is for a library card,” I counter. “I’m looking for a Lie Brarikard.” The words catch in my throat right as I reach the end of my sentence, a stark realization erupting through my veins with an icy chill. “Oh no,” I stammer.
“You don’t want a library card?” the woman questions.
I consider this a moment, struggling to pull myself together. “No… I mean… sure,” I stammer, shaking my head. “I’m sorry. A friend told me this could solve a few problems of mine, like it was some kind of magical key. I guess he was just messing with me."
“Well, a library card certainly won’t solve all your problems, but it can solve a few,” the woman behind the counter offers. “What’s going on?”
“I don’t have any peace and quiet at home,” I retort.
“It’s quiet here,” she assures me.
“I’m running out of room for my books,” I continue.
“You bring your library books back when you’re done,” she explains. “No clutter.”
“Well, what about the internet?” I scoff.
The librarian smiles. “We have that, too.”
I’m still skeptical that something as easy, and free, as a library card could actually help me with all these things, but at this point I’ve got nothing left to lose. I’ve trekked all the way here, so I might as well fill out this form.
[...]
“Maybe there’s a little more to see,” I finally coo, shocking even myself. Yorko’s expression flickers slightly, but he doesn’t respond. “I mean, if you’re allowed to show me something else, I’d love to see it,” I continue. “I’m curious what else comes with my library card.”
“On the clock? that’s everything,” Yorko finally replies. “But… what I do after hours is my business.”
“When you do get off?” I question.
The sentient card smirks. “Right now.”
With that, the plastic rectangle turns and begins leading me deeper into the stacks. We’re already in a distinctly unpopulated part of the library, but soon enough we push through a door to reveal an area that appears as though it’s been empty for years. I gasp as I witness the glorious chamber before me, torches hanging on the wall and casting their flickering golden light across the ceiling above. This room is made entire of ancient sandstone, some long forgotten temple of magic and mystery.
“Wait, what,” I blurt. “I thought there was no mystical labyrinth hidden within the library.”
��I never said that,” Yorko retorts.
[...]
Not one to rush out the late fees and fines, Yorko takes a similar approach with my asshole.
[...]
“I’ve got a lot on my plate, and I know a library card isn’t going to solve the crushing weight of a greed-fueled system based on soul-shredding capitalism run wild,” I finally offer. “I mean… not even close.” Yorko nods. “But a library card is going to give me a few very important things, and that’s a start,” I continue. “Life’s not easy, and humanity has made some pretty dumb decisions over the years, but I’m happy to be here in the presence of one thing that we actually kinda got right.”
I stare down at her paper, immediately confused. The questionnaire is simple enough, but the title gives me pause. “This is for a library card,” I counter. “I’m looking for a Lie Brarikard.” The words catch in my throat right as I reach the end of my sentence, a stark realization erupting through my veins with an icy chill. “Oh no,” I stammer.
“You don’t want a library card?” the woman questions.
I consider this a moment, struggling to pull myself together. “No… I mean… sure,” I stammer, shaking my head. “I’m sorry. A friend told me this could solve a few problems of mine, like it was some kind of magical key. I guess he was just messing with me."
“Well, a library card certainly won’t solve all your problems, but it can solve a few,” the woman behind the counter offers. “What’s going on?”
“I don’t have any peace and quiet at home,” I retort.
“It’s quiet here,” she assures me.
“I’m running out of room for my books,” I continue.
“You bring your library books back when you’re done,” she explains. “No clutter.”
“Well, what about the internet?” I scoff.
The librarian smiles. “We have that, too.”
I’m still skeptical that something as easy, and free, as a library card could actually help me with all these things, but at this point I’ve got nothing left to lose. I’ve trekked all the way here, so I might as well fill out this form.
[...]
“Maybe there’s a little more to see,” I finally coo, shocking even myself. Yorko’s expression flickers slightly, but he doesn’t respond. “I mean, if you’re allowed to show me something else, I’d love to see it,” I continue. “I’m curious what else comes with my library card.”
“On the clock? that’s everything,” Yorko finally replies. “But… what I do after hours is my business.”
“When you do get off?” I question.
The sentient card smirks. “Right now.”
With that, the plastic rectangle turns and begins leading me deeper into the stacks. We’re already in a distinctly unpopulated part of the library, but soon enough we push through a door to reveal an area that appears as though it’s been empty for years. I gasp as I witness the glorious chamber before me, torches hanging on the wall and casting their flickering golden light across the ceiling above. This room is made entire of ancient sandstone, some long forgotten temple of magic and mystery.
“Wait, what,” I blurt. “I thought there was no mystical labyrinth hidden within the library.”
��I never said that,” Yorko retorts.
[...]
Not one to rush out the late fees and fines, Yorko takes a similar approach with my asshole.
[...]
“I’ve got a lot on my plate, and I know a library card isn’t going to solve the crushing weight of a greed-fueled system based on soul-shredding capitalism run wild,” I finally offer. “I mean… not even close.” Yorko nods. “But a library card is going to give me a few very important things, and that’s a start,” I continue. “Life’s not easy, and humanity has made some pretty dumb decisions over the years, but I’m happy to be here in the presence of one thing that we actually kinda got right.”
December 12, 2024
Wasn't this book... eye opening.
I'm currently doing a sort of series on reading a bunch of sentient being books, as they're... intruiging to say the least and always provide me with a good laugh (which is desperately needed at the end of a long working day).
This one, certainly provided some laughs. It was... utterly bizarre, which to be fair was entirely expected from the title.
It is what it says on the tin, it's about a man who meets a sentient library card... and has some intimate relations with said library card.
It's a very short book, which absolutely is taken into consideration but there were parts where I was left really quite confused. For example Yorko was floating, then suddenly had legs... and it just baffled me.
Chuck Tingle also included a 'bonus book' at the end which was fantastic in the sense of you get two books for the price of one... but that one left me even more confused than I was already.
Honestly... I'm still not quite sure what I just read and although it was hilarious and did the job of amusing me, the last 'sentient being' book I read was written so surprisingly, incredibly well (despite also being very short too), sadly this one fell a little short.
If you're looking for a short, easy... bizarre read about a man who REALLY loves library cards... go for it. If you're not looking to be so confused, stay away.
I'm currently doing a sort of series on reading a bunch of sentient being books, as they're... intruiging to say the least and always provide me with a good laugh (which is desperately needed at the end of a long working day).
This one, certainly provided some laughs. It was... utterly bizarre, which to be fair was entirely expected from the title.
It is what it says on the tin, it's about a man who meets a sentient library card... and has some intimate relations with said library card.
It's a very short book, which absolutely is taken into consideration but there were parts where I was left really quite confused. For example Yorko was floating, then suddenly had legs... and it just baffled me.
Chuck Tingle also included a 'bonus book' at the end which was fantastic in the sense of you get two books for the price of one... but that one left me even more confused than I was already.
Honestly... I'm still not quite sure what I just read and although it was hilarious and did the job of amusing me, the last 'sentient being' book I read was written so surprisingly, incredibly well (despite also being very short too), sadly this one fell a little short.
If you're looking for a short, easy... bizarre read about a man who REALLY loves library cards... go for it. If you're not looking to be so confused, stay away.
January 5, 2023
Listen...I took one for the library team and read this as a bit of a dare. I appreciate that the beginning of the story is how important libraries are and what benefits they offer.
After that is exactly what you would expect from Chuck Tingle (even though this was my first ((and only)) Chuck Tingle book). He certainly is inventive!
After that is exactly what you would expect from Chuck Tingle (even though this was my first ((and only)) Chuck Tingle book). He certainly is inventive!
August 10, 2022
So far, this one is my favorite one. Guy moves to a new town, his friend recommends a magical place called a library, guy meets and bangs a sentient library card.
Literally laughed out loud at parts, and, as per usual, the porn is top tier.
Ten out of ten.
Literally laughed out loud at parts, and, as per usual, the porn is top tier.
Ten out of ten.
January 10, 2023
Wtf did I just read
I feel like this person gets high as fuck and writes some books. I laughed the entire time. I seen this in a book group on Facebook and just had to read it. Definitely something to read between books to get your head ready for something new
I feel like this person gets high as fuck and writes some books. I laughed the entire time. I seen this in a book group on Facebook and just had to read it. Definitely something to read between books to get your head ready for something new
December 18, 2024
We are entering a period in America where our libraries will face book bans, shut downs, and extinction. Give this book to a fascist in your life. Show them the priceless, sexy resources our library system has to offer.
January 4, 2025
I have no idea what I just read 😂 my bf got me this book as a joke and encouraged me to read it. I don’t think a book has caused me to laugh so hard before. It’s the weirdest thing I’ll probably ever read and probably won’t ever read again
February 7, 2025
book #2 for our smutty book club. It's more of a short story than a book and LOL. 10/10 for all the amazing references to a public library, but I can never look at my library card the same knowing its basically a plastic little slut.
August 5, 2025
This was a fun little read. I totally see now the appeal of the Tinglers. Chuck really writes like a friend that is just baring(pun intended) their thoughts, fears, and desires, over endless mimosas at brunch. If there was such a thing as ‘Slice of life Gay Erotica’ then this would be it.
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