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360 pages, Paperback
First published April 1, 1993
Our first road picture baffled its director, Victor Schertzinger... He was used to directing his pictures in leisurely fashion. His awakening was rude. For a couple of days when Hope and I tore free-wheeling into a scene, ad-libbing and violating all of the accepted rules of movie-making, Schertzinger stole bewildered looks at his script, then leafed rapidly through it, searching for the lines we were saying. When he couldn't find them he'd be ready to flag us down and to say reprovingly, "Perhaps we'd better do it the way it's written, gentlemen," but then he'd notice that the crew was laughing at our antics. He was smart enough to see that if we evoked that kind of merriment from a hard-boiled gang who'd seen so many pictures they were blase about them, it might be good to let us do it our way.After that, they were given the barest sketch of what was supposed to happen, and they pretty much made up all the dialogue along the way. Both men were quick-witted, and their back and forth banter, all unscripted, usually came out as comedy gold when they were together on their radio shows.
I've been told that I'm relaxed and casual. If I am, I owe a lot of it to golf. Golf has provided relaxation which has kept my batteries recharged when I put too heavy a load on them. It doesn't matter what my professional or personal problems are, when I step onto that first tee I get a sense of release and escape. When I concentrate for three to three and a half hours on trying to play a good game, the studio, my radio hour, and the fact that the latest oil well in which I've invested is spouting water are unimportant...Bing obviously never played with me. I haven't played in over 20 years, and to be honest, I didn't really "play" then either. What I did on the course could never be considered "playing golf," and I've only myself to blame for my continual frustration it, for I was given the clearest of signs that it was not the pastime for me when I defied the laws of physics at my very first game when I was 12 years old. My dad, a couple friends, their dad, and I hit the links. Since I was brand spanking new at this, my friends' dad, who spent more time on a golf course than he did at home and was quite good at the sport, gave me a few pointers, and I was determined to do my instructor proud. I teed off, the ball flew straight up, knocked me in the forehead right between the eyes, then ricocheted just out of the tee box giving me my first of many couple-yard hits, and my golfing career was off to a roaring stop. Daddy said he'd never seen anything like that happen before but knew that if anybody could perform such a miracle, it would be me. Friends' dad said he had never even heard of anything like that happening before and wouldn't have believed it possible if he hadn't just witnessed the marvel with his own eyes.
In my opinion, competition on the links has removed more carbon knocks and emotional burrs from human minds than all of the psychiatrists' couches. I'm a fanatic on the subject, but golf is a game which not only brings out the best in individuals but those who play it are ready and willing to channel it into paths which contribute to the public weal.