Wanting to go into business with his best friend, Evie, Calon never could have expected how his life would turn in an instant.
Rushing into the burning home of a neighbour, the unthinkable happens and our fearless main character dies a hero. Only... He doesn't quite make it to the afterlife.
Thrust back in time, and into an alternate reality of South East Queensland, Australia, Calon finds himself in a world, familiar in only the vaguest sense. Before he can come to grip with his new world, Calon is captured by a host of wolf-riding goblins.
With the help of sheer dumb luck, a borderline sarcastic set of popups and the relatively low IQ of the previously mentioned goblins, our young hero stumbles into the role of the Summoner Class.
And accidentally calls forth someone... Familiar.
Contains: MF, MFF, MFFF, elements of taboo, unrealistic time travel, blood, gore, violence, sarcasm and the occasional stat sheet!
This one started off really good but then kind of stalled for me. Callon ends up dying saving his neighbor from a fire. His step sister was there and watched him die. Like in so many other of these stories, Callon has huge attraction to his sister and loves her, but she is also his best friend. He ends up on another world and goes through a tutorial system. He initially doesn't pick a class and gets kidnapped by goblins. He tries to escape and finds a summoner stone and accidently chooses it as his class. The system doesn't understand context so when he says something out loud even if it is not to the system, it takes that as agreement. So when this happens he just says "Fuck, I wish Evie (his step-sister) was here. The system takes that as a request to make his step sister his summons as a succubus. So his step sister shows up as a succubus and she is able to help him escape. This is the good part of the story and I like the interaction between the two of them. Turns out she was a lesbian back on earth but never told anyone. Now though she is a succubus AND his summons so she can't think of anything else besides having sex with him. There was the question of if she is real or not but that line of questioning was shutdown real quick. Once he levels up he gets another summons and Evie asks him to summon her girlfriend Chrissy. Calon also had a thin for her which his step sister knew. Of course he didn't know that they were lovers. This is where my issues with the story start.
the Audiobook was laughably bad Isekai / sex scenes / LitRPG / Stepsister incest This book reads like a classic 2010's harem novel in both the good & bad way. The story is basic as hell and is just a delivery vehicle for the smut. It was uncomplicated enough to enjoy until summon #2 expressly stated that she hated being summoned and would never consent to sex. -And that's a wrap!- That's where I quit. You and I both know she is going to end up with her legs in the air, and I won't be able to enjoy it. Why Montgomery Quinn chose to write it that way? I'll never know. Oh well. Plenty of Smutty books where the fictional characters want to get it on.
By The Way, the characters are supposed to be Australian. But instead of the audiobook hiring voice actors from Australia (I hear they still have a few actors left who aren't in blockbuster Hollywood movies) Or even voice actors who are capable of sustaining a believable Australian accent, they got two people who sound like they've only ever heard an Australian accent on the Simpsons. Yes I understand that the pool of candidates shrinks when you tell people they will be recording a fantasy incest harem book and you take what you can get but... a bad fake accent can be funny through a 30 second TV commercial not a seven hour audiobook. ...but it did start out amusing for quite a while.
This book is written in such an immature way I kept having a desire to just throw the book across the room it is so bad.
1...boy summons step sister as a succubus and you guess it. The end up having sex. Is the Summoner in control or the master? Nope! The female of course is the lead. Just got to shove more "woke" garbage down the readers throats.
2...eventually boy summons step sisters 'girlfriend' from first life as promised and he's not the master of her either. I'm mean OMG forbid the male might be in charge but he's led around by his manhood and just L.O.V.E.S being humiliated.
Just no. Nope. This author is now on my Never Again list. Would it be so awful to give us Alpha males a warning so we know not to purchase this 'woke' garbage. Please!!
Monty Quinn comes barreling out of the gate with a solid litrpg/isekai romance. If you enjoyed offerings from authors such as William D Arand and Michael Scott-Earle, this fun fantasy romp will be right up your alley!
Alright, fellow furries and fantasy fanatics, gather 'round because I’ve got a book review that’s going to take you on a wild, fur-raising ride through the absurd and tantalizing world of *I Summoned My WHAT?!: Book 1* by Montgomery Quinn. This spicy gem, released in August 2022, is a mix of harem fantasy, LitRPG, and isekai madness, all wrapped up in a rollercoaster of sarcastic humor and questionable life choices. Whether you’re here for the plot, the smut, or just the sheer chaos, this book has got something to keep your tail wagging. So let’s dive in and break down what makes this story a howling good time (or not)!
Plot Summary:
Our protagonist, Calon, starts off as your typical guy with heroic aspirations—literally dying in a house fire while saving his neighbor. But death is just the beginning for Calon, as he’s thrown into an alternate reality version of South East Queensland, Australia. This world is familiar in some ways but twisted in others, filled with goblins, magic, and a system of tutorials that seem to have a mind of their own.
Calon, captured by goblins, stumbles upon a summoner stone and—through a series of miscommunications and accidental commands—summons his step-sister, Evie, who appears not as her usual self but as a succubus. Things get even crazier when he adds more characters to his harem, including Evie’s girlfriend Chrissy, who gets transformed into a griffin hybrid, and Suki, a Neko girl who’s eager to be Calon’s pet.
The plot is chaotic and filled with the kind of misadventures that make you wonder if the author was just having a laugh while writing it. But amidst the madness, there’s a loose narrative thread about Calon trying to navigate this bizarre world, figure out his new powers, and keep his growing harem from tearing each other (or him) apart.
The Author:
Montgomery Quinn, also known as Average Joe, is a writer who clearly knows his audience and isn’t afraid to push the boundaries of what’s expected in the harem and LitRPG genres. Quinn’s style is fast-paced, irreverent, and doesn’t shy away from explicit content. His other works, like *Oathbreaker: Goblin’s Allure* and *Hell: A Haremlit Men’s Fantasy*, follow a similar vein of mixing humor, action, and adult themes into stories that are as much about the journey as they are about the destination.
Quinn’s writing is clearly aimed at readers who enjoy a good laugh, some steamy scenes, and a plot that doesn’t take itself too seriously. While he may not be winning literary awards anytime soon, Quinn’s books have carved out a niche in the harem LitRPG genre, offering something that’s both entertaining and just a little bit outrageous.
Characters:
Now, let’s talk about the motley crew that makes up the heart (and soul) of this book.
- Calon: Our hero—or maybe just our hapless protagonist—Calon is a guy who’s in way over his head. He starts off with noble intentions but quickly finds himself in a world where the rules are different, and he’s constantly playing catch-up. Calon’s journey is one of survival, adaptation, and trying to keep his head above water while dealing with a harem that’s as unpredictable as it is alluring.
- Evie: Calon’s step-sister, who becomes a succubus after being summoned into this new world. Evie is a complex character, caught between her old life and her new reality. Her relationship with Calon is fraught with tension—both sexual and emotional—and she often takes the lead in their interactions, flipping the typical power dynamic on its head.
- Chrissy: Evie’s girlfriend, who is summoned by Calon as a griffin hybrid. Chrissy is not thrilled with her new form or her new life, and her resentment towards Calon creates a lot of tension in the story. She’s a strong-willed character, and her interactions with Calon are some of the most emotionally charged in the book.
- Suki: The Neko girl who’s all too happy to be Calon’s pet. Suki is a bit of a one-note character—she’s playful, submissive, and eager to please—but she adds to the harem dynamic and provides some lighter moments amidst the drama.
Structure:
I Summoned My WHAT?! is structured like a typical harem LitRPG, with a series of episodic adventures that build towards a loose overarching plot. The pacing is fast in the beginning, with a lot of action and humor driving the story forward. However, things slow down a bit in the middle as the book tries to delve deeper into the relationships between the characters and the moral implications of Calon’s summoning powers.
The book’s chapters are short and snappy, making it an easy read despite some of the more complex themes it tries to tackle. The narrative is linear, with most of the story being told from Calon’s perspective, which helps keep things grounded even as the plot spirals into absurdity.
Themes & Analysis:
While on the surface, this book might seem like a simple harem fantasy, there are some deeper themes at play.
- Identity and Transformation: Each of the characters is dealing with some form of transformation, whether it’s Calon adapting to his new life as a summoner, Evie grappling with her succubus nature, or Chrissy coming to terms with her new griffin form. These transformations are not just physical but also emotional, as each character struggles with their new identities and what they mean for their relationships with each other.
- Power Dynamics: The power dynamics in this book are constantly shifting, particularly between Calon and his summons. While Calon is technically the summoner, he’s often at the mercy of his harem, who have their own agendas and aren’t afraid to push back. This subversion of the typical power fantasy is both interesting and, at times, frustrating, as it creates a lot of tension in the story.
- Morality and Consequences: The book raises some interesting questions about the morality of summoning people into this world without their consent, particularly in Chrissy’s case. While the story doesn’t fully explore these themes, it does touch on the idea that Calon’s actions have real consequences, both for himself and for the people he summons.
Scenes:
When it comes to the more explicit scenes, *I Summoned My WHAT?!* doesn’t hold back. The interactions between Calon and his harem are steamy, and the book definitely leans into its adult themes.
The scenes with Evie are particularly charged, as they explore the complicated relationship between her and Calon. There’s a lot of tension between them, and the book does a decent job of balancing the humor with the more serious aspects of their relationship.
Chrissy’s scenes are a bit more complex, as they deal with her resentment towards Calon and her discomfort with her new form. While these scenes are still explicit, they’re also tinged with a sense of unease, which adds an interesting layer to the story.
World-Building:
The world of I Summoned My WHAT?! is a strange blend of familiar and fantastical. Set in a twisted version of South East Queensland, Australia, the world is filled with goblins, magic, and all sorts of fantastical creatures. However, the world-building is a bit thin, with most of the focus being on the characters and their interactions rather than the broader context of the world.
The magic system is similarly vague, with Calon’s summoning abilities being more of a plot device than a fully fleshed-out system. This might be disappointing for readers who enjoy detailed world-building, but it fits with the book’s tone of chaotic adventure.
Praise & Critique:
There’s a lot to like about I Summoned My WHAT?! if you’re in the mood for something light, funny, and a bit risqué. The characters are quirky, the dialogue is snappy, and the action scenes are fast-paced and entertaining. The book doesn’t take itself too seriously, and that’s part of its charm.
However, it’s not without its flaws. The pacing can be uneven, especially in the second half, and the lack of depth in the world-building might leave some readers wanting more. The explicit content is also a double-edged sword—while it’s handled with humor, it might not be for everyone, particularly if you’re looking for a more serious exploration of the themes the book touches on.
Comparison:
Compared to Quinn’s other works, I Summoned My WHAT?! is very much in line with his style—fast-paced, humorous, and not afraid to get a little weird. If you’ve read *Oathbreaker: Goblin’s Allure* or *Hell: A Haremlit Men’s Fantasy*, you’ll find a lot of the same elements here. However, this book leans more heavily into the humor and less into the darker themes that some of his other works explore.
Personal Evaluation:
As an experienced ice wolf with a strategic mind and a playful nature, I found I Summoned My WHAT?! to be a fun, if somewhat flawed, read. The book’s chaotic energy and irreverent tone kept me engaged, even when the plot started to wear thin. The characters, while not particularly deep, were entertaining, and I appreciated the way the book balanced its humor with some of the more serious themes.
That said, the lack of depth in the world-building and the uneven pacing were definite drawbacks for me.
The book could have benefited from a bit more focus on developing its setting and exploring the implications of Calon’s summoning abilities.
Conclusion:
In the end, I Summoned My WHAT?! is a book that knows exactly what it wants to be—a fun, fast-paced harem fantasy with a healthy dose of humor and spice. If you’re looking for a light, entertaining read that doesn’t take itself too seriously, then this book is worth checking out. However, if you’re after something with a bit more depth or a more fully developed world, you might want to look elsewhere.
Rating: 3.5 out of 5 paws. It’s a fun romp, but it’s not without its flaws. Still, it’s a solid start to what could be an entertaining series, and I’m curious to see where Quinn takes the story next.
Not bad. It's very low stakes and very slow. By the end of the story, our characters have barely accomplished anything at all. Regardless, it kept me interested enough and the characters are likable, if not shallow.
Excellent book, filled with fast paced action, adventure and hot sex! Colin dies a hero rescuing a little girl and is rewarded with a new life as a Summoner. He builds a harem of monster girls, takes on jobs building his skills and upgrading his girls. Then he meets a Nightmare, how will it all work out? I'm looking forward to the next book!
If you were sent to another world/resurrected/ reincarnated as yourself Who would you want with you? The MC drags someone with him inadvertently and in the process creates a situatrequires intimacy intimacy. Everything follows logically and creates a compelling storyline.
This an adult read but it's not trashy. It will be interesting to see what happens with book 2. It seems the Harem must grow. Will more characters from the MC's homeland appear? What about the MC's mom? What about people the MC meets in the new world can they be added to the harem.
There's some grammar and misplaced words throughout the book but it's not a big ordeal. For example pg 230 refers to Kevin instead of Calon.
It was okay. The first half of the book pulled me in well, but the second half was bad. There were far too many incidents of "she hated him, then they fricked, then she couldn't get enough, but somehow still hated him." If you told me that M. Quinn had written the first half and used ChatGPT to write the second half, I'd believe you. From the moment that MC and MC's sister mentioned "it'd be nice if my best friend were here", the book went severely downhill. Really, from the first quarter to half of this book, I thought it'd be a new favorite, but blah. If you like poorly written (there was a time where he's making out with a centaur and he can somehow kiss her lips and have each hand on opposite lengths of the centaur. Horses are far bigger than that) fantasy smut with demi-humans, read this immediately. If that isn't your taste, go away.
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The story isn’t awful. It’s just a very slow pace, with low stakes, and low energy. It’s almost a slice of life with some action to try to spice up a dying marriage. I think this series is kinda a bust and the author should do a harem slice of life with maybe some more intrigue. That’s just my take though. It the author likes writing it then props to them.
Great book, hopefully not the only one in the series. I really like everything by this author because of the characters he writes, how unique they are and how the MC interacts with all of them. Can’t wait for the next one.
I really enjoyed this story and thought the characters were very likeable and well written. There were a few typos and editing issues. But I would highly recommend this book.
Kinda of porny, kinda of creepy with the not incest trope. Just tropy in general, if your really starved for litrpg in this genre, you would probably be able to finish it, I did. But I don’t really have a desire to continue the series, nothing super original here.
Calon battles goblins and wolves menacing the town. He adds new members to his growing family as well as new powers. Some good battle scenes with goblins riding wolves. A new supernatural, the Nightmare, appears, friend or foe?
I really enjoyed this book with am the twisted turned and exciting experiences. I hope the series continues for a few books. Its really getting exciting with each chapter.
Fairly well written and the characters weren’t to bad.Some misspelled words and to much agonizing over what’s good and what’s wrong when your given a second life to live.
Lightweight, bordering on porn-with-plot over being a fantasy novel with sex scenes, but fine.
Not a lot to call out as especially good; the characters are a bit thin, the world building is, well, let's say "economical", there isn't any overarching plot or villain just yet. It's pleasant, but it's hard to summon up much enthusiasm for reading book 2 either.