Single Girl Rules #GoddessContest

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With Ash having been kidnapped by the Banana King, Chastity is on a mission to find and bring her home. Her plan involves a lot of shoes, historical dictators, lap dances, and the crashing of the Goddess Contest being held on the Locatelli’s private island.

The Single Girl Rules series is legitimately the most bizarre combination of hysterical and steamy. If I hadn’t been reading it for myself, I doubt I would have believed the fusion could exist.

Rating: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Burn: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Darkness: 🤍
Heat: 🌶🌶
Range of Emotions: 😂🥵😂🥵😂
Ending: 💕 {HFN} // 🧗🏻‍♀️ {Cliffy}
POV:🧍🏼‍♀️{Single}

🗂 Genre: RomCom

✨ Tropes: Kidnap/Captive

🫦 Kinks: n/a

⛔️ Warning: This book may cause blushing, squirming, combusting panties, and/or self-care. It’s definitely NSFW or with a kiddo by your side. In fact, I would highly recommend you read this one after dark to avoid side eye or awkward conversations.

⚠️ Safety Squad: Cheating

📣 Type: Single Girl Rules #GoddesContest is part of the Single Girl Rules series, but can be read as a standalone. However, these books will be best enjoyed when read in order.

🛑 Be Advised: My Goodreads shelves are … explicit in both senses. As such, they could be considered spoiler-y.

MysAmanda D

220 reviews6 followers

August 14, 2022

Oh.Em.Gee. 😆😅🤣 How, Hoooooooow? LOL Ivy you are so good at making the world you create so immersive that I literally feel right there fighting with the girls, & rolling my eyes with the guys. 🤣 I LOVED this part of the SGR saga. This was such a great followup to ThreeHeadedMonster. Chastity is a BOSS!!!!!! Seriously, I absolutely, 100% stand with Chastity & her outlook & rules on life. I swear EVERY WOMAN needs to recognize & bring forth their inner Chastity! Her love for Odegards & all things coture, her love for men & the male body, & her outright love for ther friends, we all need to embrace our inner Chastity. Teddybear & Ghostie had me panting again, I love their spicy moments together. & last but not least Ash!!!! Ash is just peachy keen as long as the banana juice flows freely. LOL. Another hilariously steamy novella from Ivy capturing Chastitys shenanigans perfectly! Grab your banana juice & buckle up for the jet ski ride. ;)

Jessica Lauren

51 reviews1 follower

Valerie *valovebooks* Parker

This series just keeps getting wilder and wilder!! I honestly can not tell anyone who I want chastity to end up with because I don’t know myself! These books will have you laughing out laugh and rooting for the girls always to win. WARNING: these books will make you scream for more!! There is an amazing guest star from someone who you may know from empire high/the hunted series and he is EVERYTHING!! I can not wait to see if we see him again in single girl rules 😉 You will see some familiar girl faces to help chastity out on this wild ride while bestie (ash) is currently kidnapped. This is a novella you don’t want to miss as there is so much more to come 😉

273 reviews6 followers

Omfg!!!! Ivy is a professional torturer. The title is spot on. I ALWAYS and FOREVER will be sucked Into this side of the world and need more. Like always Chastity is beyond wild and there are no comparisons. She is bonkers in the best way. So many laughs and wtf moments 🙈🤣 HOW? WHY? WHAT? Just why!? Lol Ash and Chastity are BFFS forever.. They're so similar and so different. They're insane. I'm sad this ended so quickly. I neeeeeed more. All of these short stories are so funny and full of adventures of the spicy kind. Lol All you the book covers are beautiful and make a spectacular vision on your shelf. I recommend this series! I love Ash and it's a splendid filler for more Tanner. I love Tanner too! I don't want to spoil anything because it's easy to give it away. It's a wild ride. Buckle up and just enjoy it. Thanks for this ARC!

Carla

153 reviews6 followers

August 20, 2022

Continuing the #SingleGirlsRules in book 4 Chastity is on another wild adventure to save Ash. This book is not for the faint of heart.

If you're here as a first time reader of the SGR series I suggest you brace yourself... for a world of hilarity, smut and some ridiculous college fun. These are the kind of opposite friends you always hear about hanging out together and they do not disappoint. Definitely grab a drink, preferably some banana juice, and enjoy the wild rescue!

If you're not here as a first time reader, you know what to expect, and Ivy Smoak doesn't disappoint.

Some might say the story gets repetitive, but personally I think the hilarity of the story is what makes me want to keep reading it. It's such a light hearted story you can't help but laugh and have a good time!

Enjoy the read, and don't say you haven't been warned for a steamy ride!

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Damaris Rivera

437 reviews1 follower

OMG! This book is simply hilarious! This time Chastity is on a rescue mission. Ash was kidnapped by the Banana King and she has to save her before he auction her virginity. Chastity had the perfect and elaborated plan that "must" save Ash. Teddy Bear and Ghostie are not completely sure about that but she has the support of Slavanka (and her "Stalinkini!), Esme and Zoraida. This book introduces also new characters: Justin (the designer), Simon (the new security guy) and Karma (the winner of the goddess contest and new in the Single Girl Rules world). Just imagine Chastity planning a rescue with "vibrating" jet skies, crazy outfits and being the host of the goddess contest (breaking or changing all the rules!).
I wasn't able to stop reading! I can't wait to read the next book!

Danielle George

46 reviews2 followers

This book is absolutely hilarious! Chastity is back at it again, this time to rescue Ash before her virginity can be auctioned off. Justin (yes...THAT Justin) shows up in this book and he is just as fabulous as he is in the other series. And while he plays a role in this (think clothes and shoes....lots of shoes), the main hilarity ensues as Chastity and her friends host a Goddess contest while attempting to rescue Ash. There are lots of the scenes we have come to expect from Chastity and yes, banana juice is a factor in this one as well! This book is definitely full of fun!!

Joyffree

3,422 reviews62 followers

August 27, 2022

A five-fan 💦 read

This is my first time reading from this series and 😂 I laughed so hard
I wasn't sure if Chastity was serious half the time or ...
Her quest to save Ash from the banana king was one slip up and slip-in (I couldn't resist) after another
I will definitely be picking up the others in this series
Great characters, Smoking Smexy, and a whole lot of fun
I do however recommend reading in a more secluded setting so you don't have to explain your sudden bouts of laughter followed by flushing 😉

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Laura Forren

12 reviews

This book is the forth in a series and is not for the faint of heart!! This series is a light read designed to escape reality and brings lots of laughs with it. Chastity is a fun loving single girl that uses the single girl rules daily in life. Her best friend has been kidnapped and she must rescue her!! Hang on for this ride and enjoy yourself while doing it! ps.. be prepared for the strange looks from others when you are giggling out loud while reading this.

Linzi

223 reviews1 follower

Another wild and action packed book from Ivy. Chastity is up to her normal SGR antics whist busy feasting and continuing with the rules all whist trying to save Ash. I can’t believe Justin made an appearance, I forgot how much I loved him. This book has left me wondering who…….? Can’t wait for the next instalment.

Lisa

2,398 reviews48 followers

August 7, 2022

This series is so so wild. And action packed. This one in particular was full of action. And tons of crazy bad choices by Chastity. I do wish Ash was in this more, but I know for sure she will be in the next one, and now I have a few questions for sure!

Angel Anderson

39 reviews

This book was hilarious, I couldn’t keep the laughter in I kept getting asked what was so funny, and trying to explain was so awkward. I was so invested, such a good read, I lost track of where I was and then saw it said epilogue and I was like no I need more!!! Can’t wait for the next one!!!

Chelle

297 reviews4 followers

Chastity is back with her single girl rules and it's another hilarious journey, only this time to find Ash! Justin is a brilliant addition to this series and I couldn't stop laughing! If you ever need a quick pick me up read, definitely invest in these, you will be laughing non stop!

Jessica Wells

450 reviews12 followers

novellas queen-ivy spice-is-life

I freaking adore these books. They're goofy, spicy, and downright wild. If you're looking for a quick read that will make you laugh out loud and make your jaw drop at the absolutely wild spicy scenes - this series is for you. And even better news - all the Single Girl Rules are on Kindle Unlimited currently! I promise you that you will tear through these books.

We follow Chastity along on her wild adventure to save her best friend Ash from her kidnappers. Of course, we can't just infiltrate the hotel where Ash is at the normal way, we had to do it with a mix of shoes, togas, and a contest that will make your jaw absolutely drop. We had to do it Chastity-style of course! And, as always, Slavanka made me cackle so many times because I just simply love her.

I'm excited to see what Book 5 brings because I'm dying to know who Ash lost her virginity to! I think the next two books will be absolutely epic. My prediction is that Chastity and our beloved cranky bodyguard, Ghostie are #EndGame.

Jenny Supporting Authors Book Reviews

374 reviews16 followers

I read an ARC of single girl rules #4. As an advid Ivy Smoak supporter she has delivered yet another consistant novella. As Chastidy continues on her life adventure and proving her loyalty to her friends and her dedication to the single girls rules she makes you laugh at the unreal things that she finds normal and we everyday people find crazy, inappropriate, lacking common since, but still makes you laugh and turn each page to see what else she will think of doing. As she thinks of a plan to save her friend and all the rules that apply for her enjoyment. You clearly see the dedication of the men in her life to help her get to her friend. This should be a must read series for people to take a brake from life or more serious reads and just laugh ... I cant wait for the next Nevella to see what happens. It was great to have another side character added in to aid in her adventure.

Things I will never think of the same ever again.... facials, bananas, juice, jet ski... im sure there will be more added to the list.

If you havnt read this series get it now!!!

This entire review has been hidden because of spoilers.

Karen Wright

502 reviews15 followers

August 7, 2022

I just couldn’t stop laughing! Chastity and her friends crack me up. While on a mission to save Ash from the banana king, and losing her virginity, Chastity, her friends and bodyguards have to figure out how to get her. They decide they have to somehow get access to where she’s staying. Of course the place is sold out, so they have to figure out how to gain access. After jet skiing to a place, cue the Goddess contest. Let’s put it this way, some crazy funny things happen during this time. Chastity is off the chain hilarious. Wait til you find out what happens! You will be blown away. Will Ash be saved before her virginity is auctioned off? It’s a race against time. Be prepared for some steamy and action packed scenes.

Rasha

34 reviews

August 11, 2022

I think Chastity is the wildest h I have ever read about, she is so different from almost all other Ivy's innocent and unexperienced heroines. She is funny, wild, hot and a devoted friend. The idea of Single Girl Rules is a brilliant idea and the books revolving around is is as brilliant. The world created in these books is unique and I can't get enough of it. It is just hilarious and it keeps getting better.
Chastity has to save her best friend Ash, who was kidnapped by the banana king, so she has to go many things in her mission using the guidance of Single Girl Rules and as Chastity says "they always give me the best advice".
I don't want to give spoilers but it is very funny, short and steamy book. I didn't stop laughing and I really wanted it not to end.

Mawil Fortuna

45 reviews

August 16, 2022

WOW!!!! Ivy you really know how to do everything right! definitely that these books are necessary to get out of the traditional. What a way to make me laugh throughout the book. LOL!!! If the covers of these books are SPECTACULAR, imagine their content, it's tremendous, Ivy you are Tremendous. I need more of Chastity and Ash, they are such a spectacular duo. I dare to say that this is my favorite, although I always say the same thing because it is inevitable not to love them LOL!!! Thank you for this ARC I am very grateful for this opportunity!!!!! I recommend this series of books if you want something different. To enter a journey of laughter and full of adventures. Thank you Ivy for making us laugh and making us travel on these crazy adventures. Enjoy it.

Patricia Charlton

972 reviews9 followers

OMG from the opening in Chastity is hilarious with Teddybear and then Ghostie walks in with Simon and then Ghostie growling saying not to touch her… typical Chastity.
Then the conversation about the Banana King and appendages just so funny 🤣🤣
I don’t know if I’m the only one who wants her to marry Teddybear & Ghostie lol or marry one and still keep the other 😜
Don’t want to give too much away the rescue of Ash and her virginity… what a hoot with their
shenanigans.
Ohh and Justin (yes you read that right OUR Justin).
You have to read as I could go on and on and spoil it but what a ride it would be with Chastity as your BFF, MUST read novella.

Bre-Book Bre- Landers

414 reviews8 followers

These are some of my FAVORITE novellas!!!

If you want light, fun, easy and Spicy reads, the Single Girl Rules novellas are IT for you.
Nothing to be taken seriously. All fun times and laughs!
I think everyone needs Crazy friends to have crazy adventures with…but maybe not as crazy as these girls get.

When I get one of these books, I always know I’m going to instantly be in a good mood. Chastity is always making the best of a situation in some of the most bizarre ways. Shoes, shopping and men!!!

I am always flying through these. Wishing I could read faster and slower at the same time. I can’t wait for more adventures

Kerryanne Woodhead

220 reviews1 follower

Sizzling Hot!

Single Girl Rules #GoddessContest is the perfect sizzling summer read 🔥 Chastity is such an epic girl, I love her character and how she is so optimistic! The Goddess Contest is hilarious, spicy and has plenty of wee twists that before you know it you are begging for the next book! Teddybear & Ghostie are amazing, god i hope she ends up with one or both of them! Oh and let's not forget Justin popping in, aaw I loved his appearance! Can't wait to see what happens next with Chastity & Ash 💖

Nic_key_reads

520 reviews13 followers

Chastity and her crew are back and this ride keeps getting crazier! When I need a good laugh this series is the one I pick up. And this one may very well be the best one yet.

Chastity is wild. Everything about her is wild. So when her BFF is kidnapped of course the way she goes about getting her back is definitely a roller coaster ride. Nothing our girl does is easy and always extreme in the best way. I laughed from the moment I read the first sentenced until the last. This series is my go to when my heart needs some healing and it never disappoints.

Emily Houdeshell

31 reviews

Ivy slays once again with the comedy and sexiness of the sgr series. Every girl aspires to be as confident as chastity. All women will appreciate the amount of girl power in this book. I loved that Justin had an appearance in this book. Justin and Chastity are so alike with their crazy planning skills and fashion that they needed to find each other! The Banana king made me swoon and I need the next book asap just to see Chastity and the Banana king interact more. I know it'll be hot. I definitely recommend this book!

This entire review has been hidden because of spoilers.

Kaitlyn Calicott

Author 3 books6 followers

I received an arc and loved being back in Chastity’s head once again. She always makes me laugh with her crazy ideas that somehow manage to work. At the end of the last book, Ash was kidnapped and now Chastity needs to figure out how to get her back. Knowing her, we will probably come across hot guys, crazy schemes and naughty plans. Want to know what Chastity has cooked up this time? Read Ivy’s latest Single Girl Rules and find out for yourself!

Shonna

682 reviews34 followers

Chasity and Ash are back with another wild ride that will have you laughing so hard you’ll have tears streaming down your face.

Ivy Smoak has done it again. This series just keeps getting wilder and funnier with each release.

I adore Chasity she’s definitely someone I’d like as my BFF.

Single girls rule goddess contest is a MUST READ! and it’s definitely a book you’ll want to read this summer. It’s hilarious and filled with tonnes of spice.

HIGHLY RECOMMENDED
FIVE STARS ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Stacie R.

697 reviews24 followers

This book is seriously laugh out loud hilarious. The shenanigans that Chastity gets herself into are hysterical!

These novellas are truly quick and fun reads, and I love that Ivy keeps me on the edge of my seat for the entire story. I never quite know what Chastity is going to do or say next! I also love that she has Ghostie and Teddybear along for the ride. Ash was kidnapped, and the scheme/plan to get her back is chalk full of hilariousness. I’m dying to know what happens next!!

Brenda

734 reviews24 followers

Just when I think this series can't get any better, or hotter Ivy releases the next installment!
#GoddessContest is by far the hottest of the series thus far, its fun and crazy, everything you'd expect (and more) from a Single Girl Rules book!
Everyone needs a Chastity in their lives!
And that ending.........WAY TO LEAVE ME HANGING IVY!.......But then again that's ie of the huge pluses of this series.
I'm anxiously awaiting the next installment.

Jaime Mott

224 reviews3 followers

This novella series by Ivy is always great for a quick break from everything else you may be reading. They are quick to read through, but boy do they pack a punch! Short, sweet, and oh so spicy!! The antics that Chastity and Ash get up to. The rest of the gang is all here too. And with all the steam that is in this novella, I’m surprised my Kindle didn’t go up in flames. You will go from being hot and bothered to laughing so hard you can’t catch your breath.

Jenna Price

1,230 reviews