Peter O'Toole as Alan Swann in My Favorite Year - a film produced by Mel Brooks and a fictional rendering of his experiences as a young writer on Your Show of Shows in the 1950's: "Dying is easy. Comedy is hard."
This might be considered as a variation on the old comedian's adage: "I was dying out there tonight." On the other hand, it says something about the differences between comedy and drama. For myself, there are many, many dramatic actors whom I enjoy watching, while there are a lot fewer people who can make me laugh. I have respect dramatic for actors, but I wouldn't trade Richard Pryor for a hundred Laurence Oliviers or the Marx Brothers for a hundred Meryl Streeps. Comedy isn't easy.
One difference between comedians and the rest of us is that most people try to maintain a certain amount of dignity. In general, comedians do not.
An obituary for Bob Carroll Jr., one of the co-writers for I Love Lucy, gave his recounting of working with Lucille Ball:
"Happily for the writers, few ideas were off limits. Most weeks, they approached Ms. Ball to ask her some variation on the following:
Can we tie you to a chair? Roll you in a rug? Hang you out the window? Put you on stilts? Put four dozen eggs down your blouse? Will you bark like a seal? Sing to a sheep?
Can we dip you in chocolate? Coat you in clay? Splatter you with mud? Will you fight with a woman in a vat full of grapes? Work on an out-of-control conveyor belt in a candy factory? Can we put you in handcuffs? Blacken your teeth? Set your nose on fire?
Ms. Ball, resilient, agreed to everything."
Dignity be damned. Laughter was what was important.
Or consider Mel Brooks' telling of his first encounter with Anne Bancroft, the woman he was married with for over forty years, until her death in 2005:
"So I tagged along. When we get to the Ziegfeld Theatre they're doing a dress rehearsal. After a few minutes the guest star, Anne Bancroft, takes the stage.
I'd never seen anything like it. She was wearing a stunning white dress and she was singing in a sultry voice a Gertrude Niesen favorite, 'I Wanna Get Married.' She was just incredibly beautiful.
When the song was over, I leapt to my feet, applauded madly, and shouted, 'Anne Bancroft, I love you.'"
I'll ask the few of you reading this to raise your hand If you can imagine doing that. Those of you with raised hands may have a future in comedy. Or you may just be run of the mill wackos. You'll have to find that out for yourselves.
Mel Brooks is a very funny guy and All About Me is a very funny book. Some examples:
Writing about his first job as a busboy at a Catskill resort in charge of the large basin of sour cream at meals:
"For some reason, the Jews in the Borscht Belt had this strange affinity for sour cream. They loved it on their blintzes. They loved it on their potato pancakes. They loved it on their chopped crunchy vegetables like radishes, celery, carrots, etc. And if nobody was looking, they gobbled it down all by itself with nothing but a huge tablespoon. Sour cream, unfortunately, was loaded with cholesterol. The normal cholesterol levels for healthy people should be between 150 and 200. I would say that the average cholesterol of the sour-cream-loving Jews who came to the Borscht Belt was probably 1500 - 2000."
From the film, The Producers:
Bialystock: How could a producer make more money with a flop than with a hit?
Bloom: It's simply a matter of creative accounting.
Let us assume, just for the moment, that you are a dishonest man.
Bialystock: Assume away.
Mel Brooks as the 2000 Year Old Man explaining the difference between comedy and tragedy: "If I cut my finger, that's tragedy. Comedy is if you walk into an open sewer and die."
From Spaceballs - a film produced and co-written by Mel Brooks:
PRINCESS VESPA: I am Princess Vespa, daughter of Roland, King of the Druids.
LONE STARR: Oh Great. That's All We Needed. A Druish princess.
BARF: Funny, she doesn't look Druish.
An anecdote from on onstage tour later in Mel Brooks' life:
"Toward the end of the evening Kevin (his producer) would ask the audience for questions and sometimes I would get really lucky with an answer that would bring down the house.
For instance, I remember one night an audience member shouted out: 'Mel! What do you wear - boxers or briefs?'
I shouted back - 'DEPENDS!'"
All About Me is a very funny book. I kept reading and the laughs kept coming. My only complaint is the All part. The book was somewhat long and too inclusive. I didn't need to read everything about Mel Brooks' life. In the end, though, what I'll remember are the laughs. And I need to laugh more than ever these days.