4.5★
“This is how life has always ensued, as a series of events determined by others that rides over her like a tram. All she can do is lie there.
. . .
Mrs McLennan, can you tell the court what happened the morning of Friday the 8th of October?
. . .
Iris feels humiliated by her stale sandwich and tepid tea. She remembers how grateful she was for the food on Friday, admiring how neatly it was cut.
. . .
Roach pulls out his watch. Right-ho, he says. We start again at one thirty. And off he goes to his counter lunch. To his patch of sun in the public bar, to his beer and cigarettes and the racing pages of The Arrow. In his nice pinstriped suit, handkerchief neatly folded by his wife that morning, inserted into the top pocket with a little pat and a Have a good day, darling. Will you be home for dinner?”
Iris was in gaol, waiting to go back into court. Roach was her lawyer. I don’t even remember which incarceration or court appearance this was – there were so many. Only the actual court scenes are written in the third person about the very real Iris Webber.
She was well known in the criminal underworld of Sydney in the 1930s, having started off as a domestic servant (briefly), then gradually descending and ascending through prostitution, shoplifting (‘tealeafing’=thieving), and countless scams. The tricks and lurks are fascinating. But she didn’t start in Sydney.
“I was born in Bathurst in the Salvation Army Women’s Home. My mother Marge had been doing a stretch for larceny in Cooma Gaol. She was a servant for a publican, she would’ve known his family ’cause she was born in Adaminaby. They said she stole two rings and five pounds, Ma said they fitted her ’cause the publican’s wife was jealous. My mother was beautiful then she always said, with dark wavy hair that took one hundred strokes to brush, it was that thick and long. She would’ve got knocked up with me just before going inside. They let her out early for the birth.
She went up to Glen Innes after having me ’cause she wanted a fresh start.”
That’s how the story sounds in her own voice. She grew up in Glen Innes, a small country town in northern NSW, and speaks often of Kwong Sing’s Emporium, the department store that is still there (and in which I sometimes shopped, back in the day). That certainly made it feel like history for me, personally.
She went rabbit-hunting with her stepfather, got married young, worked as a domestic servant, and developed an eye for the fine cutlery and finishings in the grand house where she worked. When she moved to Sydney, I recognised those areas too.
She uses a lot of Depression-era slang and lives in such primitive conditions that it feels like a century earlier – rats running in the streets, filth in the gutters, and starving families.
She speaks freely of prostitution, Tilly Devine, Kate Leigh (real women who owned brothels and sly grog shops), and how surprised she was to fall in love with another woman, eventually giving up men altogether (except as clients).
“You got a new fella?
Who needs a bloke when all he does is bludge n bash?
To act as a shield against the others. That way you only cop it once.”
Being a “sexual deviationist” was a particularly loathsome crime, back then, so not having a man even just as cover, left Iris vulnerable to everyone. Everybody hated them, except for their own who gathered often to drink and dance.
She got herself a little accordion, taught herself to play, and made a few coins here and there as a busker – also illegal and also made for an easy arrest for the police if she wasn’t quick enough to escape.
She was pretty handy with a rifle, which was a good thing, or she wouldn’t have survived. But of course, shooting people puts her back in gaol.
It is pretty full-on, with rough and ready language. There is no way to soften Iris or her life or her friends, but the fierce loyalty they sometimes have for each other is easily felt.
You’ll note the lack of quotation marks, and if you read it, you will be looking for a glossary (hello Google) to find out what bidgee and other words are. Bidgee is an alcoholic blend of cheap wine, methylated spirits, sugar, raisins, and bootpolish for colour – or so my rabbithole dive tells me.
It is a first-rate depiction of the people and the times, and there are some wonderfully atmospheric descriptions as well. I did find it slow-moving, which doesn’t seem possible, but I think it’s because so much of what Iris did was repetitive, and this is written as a history as much as it is a novel, trying to fit so much detail in.
I’d have preferred it shorter and with a glossary, but it’s awfully, realistically excellent and deserves the reputation it is gaining.