TommyInnit Says...The Quote Book

by Tom Simons, Will Gold

A laugh-out-loud 'best of' selection of TommyInnit's most weird and wonderful quotes - plus much more - carefully selected to BLOW YOUR MIND by him and best friend Wilbur Soot.

'Nah, I think I'd be a pretty bad shark'
'What if God was just legs?'
'We're really just chilling, fellas'

Born sometime in the early 2000s, TommyInnit's first job was a YouTuber. No, really, we're not joking, the very first job he had was a YouTuber. For the last three years, he's been mouthing off on the internet to anyone who will listen. So far, that's over 40 million followers. Will there ever be an end to TommyInnit's rampant flurry of success? Probably.

And Wilbur Soot has been right by his side. Wilbur first started his career as a young man staring at the wall until he also became a YouTuber. He also discovered a little activity some may call 'singing'.

In The Quote Book, TommyInnit covers a wealth of topics from cars-that-grow-teeth to slime people, and from things that be crazy to octopi. Curated and edited by Wilbur Soot, TommyInnit is about to change your life one word at a time. Unless, dear reader, you read two words at a time, like he does.


A day in the life Inside TommyInnit's brain What TommyInnit would do if he was God Life advice from Wilbur Love poetry and history lessons, TommyInnit style Wilbur's attempts to reason with TommyInnit

Genres: Nonfiction, Comedy, Humor

229 pages, Kindle Edition

Published October 13, 2022

Reviews

[Hollow · Rating 5 out of 5]

Just killed a woman, feeling good

[Lucia Kelly · Rating 5 out of 5]

The thing about Tommy is that you might find him annoying at first. Unfortunately he is also utterly charming so it works out in his favour.

A delightful read that made me laugh out loud and worry considerably for his mental stability. 10/10

[Sophie · Rating 4 out of 5]

Pretty good book to read in an afternoon, I especially recommend it if you want to grow even more concerned for Tommy's mental well-being

[sofie]

What did I just read?

This was all over the place but I died of laughter multiple times so I’m not complaining

Sending o7s to will, being a part of this writing process seems like a pain and he seemed to get more and more exhausted as the book went on LMAO

[IzziB · Rating 5 out of 5]

10/10

[Peyton Taylor · Rating 5 out of 5]

the brothers energy in this thing was through the roof. tommy confuses me so much but he makes me laugh uncontrollably so i don’t mind. hilarious book kings, please make another!

[Rae's Reading Corner · Rating 4 out of 5]

I love that I recognized a good few of these quotes 😂

[puk · Rating 5 out of 5]

this might not be the best book i’ve ever read, but god damn it was funny.

[Kennedy McConnell · Rating 1 out of 5]

I read this to get rid of any mention of Wilbur Soot aka an abuser. Fuck you Wilbur Soot. However, I will never regret buying this book because all the profits went to cancer research not him.

[Levi · Rating 5 out of 5]

if the bible and poetry would have a love child it would be this book. its like the bible but simply better. this book changed my life forever

[C · Rating 3 out of 5]

Fuck Wilbur Soot

Rest in peace Technoblade

[Kiana C · Rating 5 out of 5]

When I first began reading this book, I already knew that it would not be one of intellectual purpose, but of jokes and strange statements. Once I finished reading the book, I was right about all that, but in a good way. Tommyinnit when writing this book with Will, he didn't hold back on the interesting statements, which is what made this book good. It had interesting topics, such as through a frog's heart into a volcano, or the life advice that was stated, or Tommy just saying that the thought processes in his head are “Superior” to others. There is not really a plot, the summary is mostly very funny quotes, it brought a lot of internal laughs to me, though I had to make sure that I didn't laugh out loud when reading in school. The theme was all over the place, as it went from somewhat serious but joking, to the most random words ever placed in a book. I liked nearly everything that was said in the quote book, as all of it brought a small smile to my face as I read. Books that allow me to laugh while I read is what matters to me when I read a book, and this book did just that. I think people who find the content creators themselves will like it, but also people who just want a good laugh while reading. So for those who like not strict or serious discussions in a book, this is for them. This book doesn't even compare to any books that I have ever read before, normally books have a serious tone to them, or have a heart warming plot, or backstabbing. But this book had none of that, only jokes and non-serious statements and dialogue written in words. Overall this book was a very good read, and I believe that others will like it too. I am also glad that this book has a dedication to Technoblade, I know that he meant alot to both them and many others around the world. Thank you Tom and Will for writing such a wonderful book.

[sophie · Rating 1 out of 5]

0/10 purely for the fact i had to see tommyinnits bare ass on page 87

[Alyssa · Rating 5 out of 5]

yep.. this really is written by tommyinnit.. and wilbur of course

[Jay · Rating 4 out of 5]

Chaos

C h a o s

[Ellen Banning · Rating 5 out of 5]

The quotes just keep getting darker and darker, I love it. I was laughing so hard, it brought tears to my eyes!

[Emmsi · Rating 4 out of 5]

4/5
Slayed schon, aber musste heulen lol

[Scarlett Downs · Rating 5 out of 5]

It's really funny to read, i couldn't stop laughing but I think Tommy might be a tad paranoid for the apocalypse. It has a separate shelf for its amount of funnyness (not really but it's fun watching ppl look at me weird when I say that so) READ IT

[JB · Rating 5 out of 5]

just k/lled a woman, feeling good

[Ruby Mason Cherry · Rating 5 out of 5]

funny was smiling while reading 👍👍

[addie · Rating 4 out of 5]

on page 87 there’s a picture of tommyinnits ass 😑

[Atticus Crow · Rating 5 out of 5]

I too think that maybe our prime minister really is a cuck

[scairey · Rating 3 out of 5]

a book with a bunch of quotes

[Amy Lowry · Rating 1 out of 5]

Expected a lot more. Just thought it would give us an idea of what their friendship is like behind the cameras and some details we didn't know about, a bit disappointed by it.

[Nanouk · Rating 4 out of 5]

Honestly, it's not for my age demographic, but it felt really nostalgic for some reason. Kinda felt like reading that one book series about kids who have a treehouse with like a 100 levels + dairy of a whimpy kid.

Was really on brand though

[Lily · Rating 5 out of 5]

A modern day classic

[csaredd333 · Rating 4 out of 5]

smieszniutkie superskie i wgl

[Wiktoria · Rating 5 out of 5]

I love it

[Mya · Rating 5 out of 5]

Just a funny quote book for the fans <3

[Helena D · Rating 5 out of 5]

Ok I’ve never really read anything like this? So I can’t review it like I would usually do. Meh never mind.

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Please get Tommyinnit off my screen.