Shipwrecked.Deserted on an island with no social media, no fans following me around, and no uncle breathing down my neck. I'd call it a vacation, if I weren't stuck with the one woman who can't stand me. Worse, she doesn't talk, which has me focusing more on her body and not so much on the language. Despite a promise I made once upon a time, I can't keep my hands off her.Every day we're alone together, I want her more, longing to be less of the player I used to be....But then life intervenes, reminding me of who I’ve always been.A Little Mermaid retelling told from the point of view of Easton McCoy, the Internet Famous Blogger of the Sea