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Creative Cursing: A Mix 'n' Match Profanity Generator
A curse word generator that creates x-rated, humorous, and socially unacceptable curse words for any and every situation.
Face it, sometimes a standard curse word or expletive just won't do. Whether you're annoyed with your neighbor, agitated with your boss, or tired of your lazy roommate, this unique two-flap flipbook of totally uncensored and socially unacceptable phrases will provide endless possibilities for creative and colorful vocabulary. Unleash the immaturity and skewed sense of humor within and never be left searching for a clever comeback again.
Face it, sometimes a standard curse word or expletive just won't do. Whether you're annoyed with your neighbor, agitated with your boss, or tired of your lazy roommate, this unique two-flap flipbook of totally uncensored and socially unacceptable phrases will provide endless possibilities for creative and colorful vocabulary. Unleash the immaturity and skewed sense of humor within and never be left searching for a clever comeback again.
- GenresHumorComedyNonfiction
128 pages, Spiral-bound
First published February 3, 2009
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March 9, 2022WARNING!!!: Naughty Sinner Fudge Words in BIG type follow below...
This is impossible for me to rate. On the one hand, I'm not sure this is a necessary book. On the other hand, it's awesome.
Creative Cursing opens up calendar-style. Inside are two sets of pages. On the set of pages to the left are a bunch of nouns, one per page. On the right side we have either a verb, occupation or again the occasional noun.
The nouns on the left are decidedly of the "four letter" variety. Most could stand on their own as quality curse words.
The words on the right side, however, could be taken quite innocently...except for that one "fucker."
When you pair the two words together you get glorious crudeness!
Some of my personal favorites were...
Ass Bandit
Scrotum Sniffer
'Gina Pooper
I did NOT like the following...
Clown...and anything that went with it.
This is impossible for me to rate. On the one hand, I'm not sure this is a necessary book. On the other hand, it's awesome.
Creative Cursing opens up calendar-style. Inside are two sets of pages. On the set of pages to the left are a bunch of nouns, one per page. On the right side we have either a verb, occupation or again the occasional noun.
The nouns on the left are decidedly of the "four letter" variety. Most could stand on their own as quality curse words.
The words on the right side, however, could be taken quite innocently...except for that one "fucker."
When you pair the two words together you get glorious crudeness!
Some of my personal favorites were...
Ass Bandit
Scrotum Sniffer
'Gina Pooper
I did NOT like the following...
Clown...and anything that went with it.
December 25, 2014
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Happy Holidays to all!!!! Here's a little non-review of a very fun little book.
Once again I was able to keep the Elf on the Shelf drunk enough that he couldn't report my true behavior to Santa. This year I also made sure to capture photographic evidence of his questionable choices in case I needed some blackmail material . . .
It worked. Santa brought me presents!!!!
Yay me! (FYI - He also brought me a kid who woke up at 5:00 a.m., so the day hasn't been all sunshine and daisies.) I didn't even know the little book at the bottom of the above photo existed until Jason wrote about it. Please make sure to direct all trollings and hate mail his way since an innocent gal like myself would have never read something like Creative Cursing if it weren't for the bad examples like him in my life; )
This book is exactly what the synopsis says - a flipbook of various words that when parsed together create an entire dictionary of new curses. It's 100% inappropriate. Even Walter White thought so and he cooks f&^%$#g METH . . .
And it's hilarious . . .
Unfortunately things took a turn for the worst when Mitchell noticed the new addition to our menagerie . . .
Meet Jack Skullington. It's awesome to have friends who really get me ; )
Mitchell hated him immediately and insisted that he get to choose the next new curse-word-combo . . .
Well, that's insulting : (
Hopefully once he runs through the options of ways to cuss me out, he will learn to accept our new family member.
As for me? I think this guy has the right idea . . .
but alas I am stuck in a never-ending loop of putting batteries in new toys, listening to the rapid gunfire coming from the Xbox in the basement, the incessant squeaky feet noise of the basketball game coming from the television in the family room and dealing with the aftermath of the tweaked out cat who somehow scored some catnip in his stocking . . .
Have no worries, though . . .
I just hope the turkey comes out better than it did last year . . .
Happy Holidays to all!!!! Here's a little non-review of a very fun little book.
Once again I was able to keep the Elf on the Shelf drunk enough that he couldn't report my true behavior to Santa. This year I also made sure to capture photographic evidence of his questionable choices in case I needed some blackmail material . . .
It worked. Santa brought me presents!!!!
Yay me! (FYI - He also brought me a kid who woke up at 5:00 a.m., so the day hasn't been all sunshine and daisies.) I didn't even know the little book at the bottom of the above photo existed until Jason wrote about it. Please make sure to direct all trollings and hate mail his way since an innocent gal like myself would have never read something like Creative Cursing if it weren't for the bad examples like him in my life; )
This book is exactly what the synopsis says - a flipbook of various words that when parsed together create an entire dictionary of new curses. It's 100% inappropriate. Even Walter White thought so and he cooks f&^%$#g METH . . .
And it's hilarious . . .
Unfortunately things took a turn for the worst when Mitchell noticed the new addition to our menagerie . . .
Meet Jack Skullington. It's awesome to have friends who really get me ; )
Mitchell hated him immediately and insisted that he get to choose the next new curse-word-combo . . .
Well, that's insulting : (
Hopefully once he runs through the options of ways to cuss me out, he will learn to accept our new family member.
As for me? I think this guy has the right idea . . .
but alas I am stuck in a never-ending loop of putting batteries in new toys, listening to the rapid gunfire coming from the Xbox in the basement, the incessant squeaky feet noise of the basketball game coming from the television in the family room and dealing with the aftermath of the tweaked out cat who somehow scored some catnip in his stocking . . .
Have no worries, though . . .
I just hope the turkey comes out better than it did last year . . .
January 2, 2023
This is the best book I have ever owned! It is the most ingenious thing ever created. I keep it next to my bed whenever I need a creative curse word or just a good laugh. This is the most perfect gift for anyone who loves cursing, or just a fun read/activity when you need a pick me up. Love love love.
August 1, 2022
Really really funny, if lowbrow. A novel swear generator? Yes, please! I ugly-snort-guffaw-laughed at the absurdity and genuine surprise at how funny randomly combining different words to create a third word can be!
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June 23, 2018
Comes in really handy.
August 8, 2019
Highly entertaining for the crude household.
March 8, 2020
This is great for the office.
January 19, 2010
This is a flip book that allows you to create a vast array of swear words. It's entertaining for a minute but, in my opinion, it's just not that creative. That's a shame, since the book is called Creative Cursing.
November 14, 2009
so awesome! :)
June 5, 2012
What an interesting "book"!! I have a new tool to help with my language creativity!! It will definitely be put to use!!
December 6, 2013
It's amusing. I bought it as a souvenir; I don't really need help cussing. Makes a good coffee table book or gift.
March 12, 2016
For all of the beautiful Twat Waffles of the world! This book is endlessly entertaining!
May 15, 2015
Expands vocabulary, enhances communication. A "game changer". Must read!
May 16, 2015
This was another graduation present book and if I'm honest it's one of my favorite gifts I've gotten.
August 7, 2024
Incredibly juvenile--a waste of money.
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